Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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That burger looked pretty good. And all the faggots mad about Cobes having his own place now can eat shit.
I'm concerned that's going to turn into a bad thing as soon as the trolls find someone local. Being in an apartment Cobra was protected from the worse of the current era trolling. No one was calling in scrappers or spray painting his door. If they can get into the trailer park he's living in then they might try damaging his trailer or stealing parts of it.
 
I'm concerned that's going to turn into a bad thing as soon as the trolls find someone local. Being in an apartment Cobra was protected from the worse of the current era trolling. No one was calling in scrappers or spray painting his door. If they can get into the trailer park he's living in then they might try damaging his trailer or stealing parts of it.
Agreed. at his last apartment, there was some insane dude from Canada trying to hire people from craigslist to go to his door and rip off the "I'm not gay" sign purely to intimidate him. He'd also go to the casper reddit saying he's a martial artist and looking to spar with somebody in a street fight and to contact him, giving out cobes number. Dude was trying to get people together to crowd fund renting out a billboard to mock Ellen at cobes expense. People are insane man
 
Agreed. at his last apartment, there was some insane dude from Canada trying to hire people from craigslist to go to his door and rip off the "I'm not gay" sign purely to intimidate him. He'd also go to the casper reddit saying he's a martial artist and looking to spar with somebody in a street fight and to contact him, giving out cobes number. Dude was trying to get people together to crowd fund renting out a billboard to mock Ellen at cobes expense. People are insane man
he truly rules their sad, pathetic lives
 
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Now this is what we call a return to form. $21 burger in the signature apple grip, dripping grease and sauce everywhere with booze to wash it down.
It's insane how little regard he has for his teeth. I can only imagine the other front one is just barely hanging on and he's going full throttle on it.
 
It's insane how little regard he has for his teeth. I can only imagine the other front one is just barely hanging on and he's going full throttle on it.
Cows and dental health just don't mix. CWC had massive cavities back in the golden age and Onlyusemeblade's top teeth rotted out by the time he hit his late 30s.
 
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Cows and dental health just don't mix. CWC had massive cavities back in the golden age and Onlyusemeblade's top teeth rotted out by the time he hit his late 30s.
Teeth take an entire 5 minutes to clean properly, who has the time for that?!

I can buy into a theory I think Seizure Robot or someone brought up once, it may be an autistic aversion to the slightly abrasive sensation of bristles on teeth. particularly if they're only ever given those cheap, shitty toothbrushes that are about as soft as like paintbrushes? I can see a sperg hating the feeling of that enough to actively avoid the practice altogether.
 
Teeth take an entire 5 minutes to clean properly, who has the time for that?!

I can buy into a theory I think Seizure Robot or someone brought up once, it may be an autistic aversion to the slightly abrasive sensation of bristles on teeth. particularly if they're only ever given those cheap, shitty toothbrushes that are about as soft as like paintbrushes? I can see a sperg hating the feeling of that enough to actively avoid the practice altogether.
Clint said his ODD is the culprit and is why he never listens when he reminds our boy to brush.

Whatever Papa Nips ™️ says, he must do the complete opposite to the nth degree.
 
Clint said his ODD is the culprit and is why he never listens when he reminds our boy to brush.

Whatever Papa Nips ™️ says, he must do the complete opposite to the nth degree.
Clint should have just learned to use this to get Josh to brush his teeth. The trolls quickly learned that they could use Josh’s ODD to get him to go live by telling him not to stream. Clint just needs to tell Josh “you better not brush your teeth BOY” and he’ll do it.
 
I could see a lot of moving shadows during the stream. I aspire to homeboys shouting "fuck sickos and long live Ozzy!" through during a stream someday. Also if a trole shows up Cobes is going to get out his double barrel.
 
I could see a lot of moving shadows during the stream. I aspire to homeboys shouting "fuck sickos and long live Ozzy!" through during a stream someday. Also if a trole shows up Cobes is going to get out his double barrel.
We'll just have to listen to the off screen audio a lot more from now on.
 
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I know this is an unpopular opinion but I actually kind of like the new setup.
LOL @ people complaining about depth of field.
Depth of field? You are watching a man who blows ropes on the carpet between family guy reruns.
Clint should have just learned to use this to get Josh to brush his teeth. The trolls quickly learned that they could use Josh’s ODD to get him to go live by telling him not to stream. Clint just needs to tell Josh “you better not brush your teeth BOY” and he’ll do it.
FR. How was this not the obvious way to raise Cobra? This is proof Clint is a retard himself. Cobra comes home in goth clothes? Guess what, Daddy's goth too, peep this eyeliner. Josh gets a tattoo? Daddy Clint's getting the same tattoo in the same place!
 
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