Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Toji Suzuhara]

>Turkey Tom's editors and writers when they realize they have to read 1000's of pages of Rekieta's thread and watch 100's of hours of streams and clips.

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Deserved for that "her crotch" line

 

[Balldo's Gate]

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquid being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

Good catch. I was wondering about that. There's not like there's a ton of judges in the county to choose from.

Will the Rekietas leave Balldo to cover the costs on his own like they (presumably did with his vanity lawsuit)

That's a bizarre thing to presume.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

To people saying it was Aaron. Maybe. But the thing is that everyone has plausible deniability.
It could just as easily been nosey neighbors, busy bodies from the z list celebrities who started shitting on him, the wierdo, a karen farmer. He had Coke on his nose during a live stream, the cops could have even self reported it and just do a little check.
The only thing that is interesting is that how shit of a timing for them is. They will spend the longer amount of time possible before the legal bullshit might even begin. Almost as if the officers, detectives or DA really hate this guy.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Wait why is Steve a weirdo?

Does he still stand by Balldo and weep for him like some others? If so there's something wrong with him as anyone who didn't call out the behavior of Balldo at this point is doing something fucked up behind the scenes. I think Dragon's Treasure has a good video about it, he didn't hate Balldo, he was thankful for what Balldo did for his business, but he also said it was time to say enough and cut ties with the creature that Balldo had become.

 

[Heed Not]

That means they’ve already convinced a Judge

A judge? No way the chief district judge of Nick's jurisdiction would be bothered to sign off a warrant on him just based on the claims of getting sloppy drunk on a stream. You'd have to do something like call her a retarded bitch to make her even care. And nobody would do that. Especially not while she's over an ongoing case of theirs.

 

[AnOminous]

The worst stories come from parties that psychiatry residents did.

You're more likely to find a completely insane psychiatrist than a sane one. They're ALL absolutely nuts.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

What happens to the kids is usually a trip to the police station, where you sit and wait for a social worker. If it’s night, or the weekend, you can wait many hours. Cops are nice, but busy. She finally shows up, you are interrogated while she waits for a foster family who can accept whatever number of kids it is. If they can’t find one within a reasonable time frame, you get split up. It’s no contact with your siblings or parents for at least a week usually. You sit on a bed in a strange place where you are not known. And you have the clothes on your back.

It’s fucking terrifying and you learn what it is to be truly
alone in the world. Its not something you ever unlearn.
May they at least have each other. I went alone, and stayed alone thereafter.

I'm thinking the reason why Our Wife was booked a hour later was the police allowed her to setup arrangements for grandparents and relatives to situate the kids. I doubt many cops like seeing kids get sent to a social worker rather than relatives. Plus the cops were probably busy rifling through the house so it wasn't like they were just standing around.

 

[AltisticRight]

>check into thread
>70 pages in the last couple hours
Fuckin mugshots man. He looks like absolute trailer trash.

You can bet he's getting his license suspended. Guns? Drugs? What an utter fuckup.

He's not even an NPL (non-practicing lawyer) anymore.
Just a... I don't know.
Non-freebird.

Nick Rekieta put the Sonichu medallion on during his October 13th, 2023 stream.
Nick Rekieta met the Imholtes at their stand-up comedy night on October 21, 2023.

Sonichu medallions: Not even once.


Megan was the enabler who continued appearing on stream with Rekieta even after he had clearly lost his grip on reality due to his drug and alcohol addictions, with 5 children in the home.

Megan was supposed to be the guest that night where a shell-shocked looking Rekieta, staring at his live-in coke whore April Anderson Imholte in the corner, said that he could not stream due to a very important personal issue.

Then Megan rescheduled. And now she admits "he's not there" when she was on his streams.

Basically everyone on Nick's KF thread, everyone in @elb's comment section, increasingly almost everyone elsewhere on social media, were telling him Nick had a problem with drugs and alcohol.

I think the conclusion should be that father of five Nick Rekieta should have stopped using drugs and alcohol.

So which one of you forced Balldo to sniff lines, abandon his fatherly duties, and get under-desk blow jobs?
Did you put a gun to their heads too?
Disavow!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

One very interesting thing is that all 11 arraignments on the calendar are assigned to the Honorable Jennifer Fischer, who I hear is "touched by retardation," "loves the taste of liquid being squeezed out of her vagina," and was recently vindicated by the court of appeals.

Nick's fucked lmfao

 

[HarveySperg41]

I'm thinking the reason why Our Wife was booked a hour later was the police allowed her to setup arrangements for grandparents and relatives to situate the kids. I doubt many cops like seeing kids get sent to a social worker rather than relatives. Plus the cops were probably busy rifling through the house so it wasn't like they were just standing around.

That’s exactly what happened

 

[Sharpeteer]

>Turkey Tom's editors and writers when they realize they have to read 1000's of pages of Rekieta's thread and watch 100's of hours of streams and clips.

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You're generous to think they'd put that amount of work in.

I consider myself a regular here, and even I'm having a really hard time keeping up this week. Good job Rackets, you linesnorter.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

with 5 kids and a big mortgage on a 40k bank clerk salary.

None of it matters, though, because if he made $30k/year (or much more than that in total over 3 years) as a lawyer I'd be surprised.

Nick claimed it was 27k per annum in a clip in the new OP.

How is that not applicable to everything else in life? Everyone puts out a 'value' in what they do, how they act, who they associate with, what they own etc. Sure, being a streamer means that the people who put value on you are in very high numbers, but try being a musician or actor (lol or a comedian) and you'll find that the audience for those practices are FAR more fickle than the one streamers have to endure.

What's depressing about this statement is that it goes right along with the notion that Nick has given up. He kept saying while drunk 'who cares if I get drunk every day?', and that tells me that he just doesn't care anymore. It's likely that he's not long for this world.

People judge me on my word and actions, and not my intentions. Scandal!

--Nick Rekieta

Poor @Himedall All-seeing Waifu at writing the new Rekieta OP. I remember some hours back Himedall was saying how she was some pages behind. And

Eh... It's just the STMS drama arc that is ostly complete and can be summarized then reference their own thread.

The arrest arc will be ongoing and the real write-up because it does not overlap with any other thread.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Aaron went on his own show to say that as recently as yesterday he was in communication with April's father to try and get her away from Nick. He also says he talked to a friend of Kayla about getting her away from the house. He also said this is the best thing that could have happened to them! I'm starting to think that Aaron, or one of the people Aaron spoke to may have called it in.

Apparently, according to police scanners for the county, there was no report of this so it more than likely wasn't called in.

 

[Cuckoman]

I was gonna say CPS hasn't put their case together yet. It's gonna get worse. CPS does NOT go easy on druggies.

It will take a while but surely there are things that they will talk to the children about.
Young children that are already probably fucked up you have to go slow and gently with.
You can't "we gonna fucking waterboard the intel we need out of you cia black site style right now" on kids, so I think it will take time.

They probably also need to wait a while before even starting because the kids just watched a pretty disruptive event take place in their home when the cops came to take their parents away and the kids to somewhere else.

But yeah, my money is that there will be additional charges once they have first hand intel on what was going on inside the house.
I still expect Nick and his two women to walk with at most a 90 day suspended sentence. Because rich people do not go to jail on first offense unless someone dies. He will be back on stream soon as like nothing happened and will be aiming for the next uncrossable line to cross on live stream.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So does his police agency have body cameras?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Gator claims not to be an enabler of Rekieta even though he was one of the only people to stand in line to talk to him at Anime Matsuri 2023.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

"You think when Nick got put in the back of the police car, you think he asked the cop, 'What do you think about Denny's?'"

A+, Sean!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Know what? I’m buzzed, I’m in my memories, I’m gonna fucking PL.
When your parent is a drug addict it’s the worst. You are a child, you have no agency over anything and your mother is in bed all day long high as a kite. You are left completely alone. Alone. Every day is the same as the last. You don’t understand why mom is “”tired”” all the time and you want to help her.
You feed yourself, you feed your sibling(s), and you have the responsibility of an adult as a kid. You don’t even know what’s happening but you want to help. I made a big pot of chicken soup each week before I left my mom’s house because I knew she never cooked real food for herself and I genuinely believed she was sober but just sick. I was 12, my brother was 10.
My brother never left his room and he himself became a morbidly obese drug addict after I got the fuck out at 16. It fucks you up bad. I fell into it hard but I got out because my father and my lover were understanding about it, and every day I thank Jesus Christ for having them to help me.
The ambulance would sometimes show up and we never knew what would happen. Sometimes it was to get more drugs, sometimes it was an OD, you never really know and you never really will know. I stole her cigarettes whenever that happened, I got in trouble for that. I took anything I could to escape my reality, from Benadryl to DXM to drinking lemon extract to get fucked up. Living in a home like that destroys you from the inside out. I genuinely considered murdering my own mother just to get out of that hellhole. I don’t even remember years of my life because it was all just the same hell every single day for as long as I had memories.
You, as a child in that house, are carrying a massive weight that crushes you every second of every day. You see your parent be a slave to these drugs, and you beg and plead for them to stop. You throw out the bottle of pills and watch as they dig through the trash and yell at you for getting rid of their medicine. You never talk about it, because it’s family and you don’t want the only people you know to be taken away.
Every single day it’s the same. You are but a pet, a piece of furniture, an inconvenience to them and their only true love which is their substance of choice. You’re holding knifes to your wrist at midnight trying to work up the courage to end it because even death is preferable to this limbo you exist in through no fault of your own. You’re just a preteen and you already lost all hope.
I at least had a father who cared for us and fought for us, these kids don’t. It takes a very long time to recover from that, and truthfully you never really do. My mother never even bought us clothes, the only time she did was when we were standing outside the Target in rags in dead winter and dad said he would call the police if she didn’t get us a fucking jacket like she was ordered by the courts to. I thought wearing shoes until the soles literally fell off was just normal until I was like 20. I still do that unless I’m reminded, it’s just how I was raised. Kids don’t have a lot of money for shoes, after all.
The quiet is the worst part. Dead silence all the time, just sitting in your room and left to your own devices day after day, week after week, year after year. Any time you’re with your parents you aren’t really with them, they’re high and they don’t know that you’re there and really they don’t care.
After that, you will never be the same person. You don’t have a childhood, you don’t have a family, you don’t have friends, you’ll never have those things, and you’re all alone. You have a hard time trusting anyone again. And even those you do trust just can’t really understand what it’s like.
I cannot express how much I despise drug addicts who are parents, I would honestly kill people like that with my bare hands if I could because they took their kids and fucked them up so hard it turns them into the exact same person the parents were. It’s really bad to say that, but there’s not a group of people I hate more than druggie parents.
I hope and pray that the kids will be taken care of by people who love them, they never deserved this.
PL dump over, sorry but it’s been a long week and this brings up a lot of memories.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

"Your honor when I said you retarded and had vagina juice dripping from your crotch I was merely being weird and silly can we please get this over with. I need some whiskey"

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You're more likely to find a completely insane psychiatrist than a sane one. They're ALL absolutely nuts.

Now I'm considering becoming a psychiatrist, I would finally not be the weirdo of the group