Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[This Post Is Satire]

Jesus 400 fucking pages in 1 day, do we know the drug that he was found in possession of? I see a schedule 1 drug charge: cocaine?

25+ grams of cocaine and 8 capsules of ketamine. Presumably a bunch more prior to his last disaster stream.

Considering that 1 gram of cocaine is generally considered an amount in the realms of "personal use" it would suggest that he engaged in quite a bit of "personal use". Potentially inviting others to engage in "personal use" also.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Given nick also has some marks on his arms I worry it might be heroin. If so I'm not gonna lie, I hope he fucking dies. I was raised by two heroin addicts and it was horrific. Never wish it on anyone.

If it's not H then what cased the marks on his arms? Is he kicking it like it's 1889 and injecting his coke?

Police noted in their report his arm marks were consistent with drug use.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I think we're gonna need a thread with an OP that is just for this event to easily see the official stuff in one place. Is someone making it?

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu maybe? Are you still working on the overall new thread or will you be working on the coke stream+arrest part first?

I am away from my usual computer resources for a bit.

The new OP is done, and it will get a summary update with the mugshot and the arrest once I can get to it. Not 100% sure if Josh has replaced it yet... I will have editorial power when sorted and handle it.

I will be gone sufficient time to not be able to make a Nick Arrest thread. Maybe that is a good idea. I will not be able to pull it together.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Jesus 400 fucking pages in 1 day, do we know the drug that he was found in possession of? I see a schedule 1 drug charge: cocaine?

26 grams of coke and a shitload of paraphernalia including a crack pan, ketamine, a bag of unknown brown powder (possibly molly or heroin), and weed gummies just for starters. There's almost certainly more.

 

['Ole Dente]

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

Excuse me good sir, we are illegal drug USERS, not illegal drug ABUSERS. I can smoke a joint and play ball with my son on a Saturday evening quite fine, thank you.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

It was annoying that Null was trying to defend her in today's MATI basically saying that she was just going along with it and was too weak to stand up to him.
Almost like he doesn't look at this thread and all of the evidence that she's 50/50 in it with her husband, or something.

I thought he said that she was at fault for not putting her foot down and being a 'mama bear'. She is a POS though. Zero emotion in that hearing. Unbelievable.

 

[Sector2]

I'm starting to think that there are on people in this thread that think the drugs and alcohol, especially the drugs, didn't mess up Nick. That they'll be able to take them and do better like any good libertarian that can do coke and all drugs and be fine..

However you acquired your brain damage, hope you're able to make a recovery someday.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Calling it now.

He's going to stream soon to grift off hate superchats.

I’m too poor to afford a gun and shoot myself (because no one loves me) so I can’t pay for a superchat. If I could though I’d ask Nick if he still has the Sonichu Medallion and if so I’ll find the money for Nick to send it to Dax Juju Masterson.

I bet that evil thing is still there under all the cluttered filth. Speaking of Medallions:


Note: If you don’t get the reference of that first sentence (because you’re still new to Balldo) then click the link and watch the full Dear John video which is best with Null’s commentary.

Jesus 400 fucking pages in 1 day, do we know the drug that he was found in possession of? I see a schedule 1 drug charge: cocaine?

Schedule 1 means there’s no medical use whatsoever (so it’s a street drug). Aaron has said many times over it was cocaine. Finally but most importantly the Judge said on stream it was either 25 grams of coke or meth.

99% sure it’s coke.
I’m a retard. It’s been confirmed by police report lol. What can you expect from a loser John?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

not putting her foot down and being a 'mama bear'.

That's implying that she wasn't in on it and was too weak to stop it... when in reality she didn't want to and was very much in on it.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The oppositional defiant disorder is what's going to get him in prison. A grown ass dude with a childhood disorder.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

What I am waiting about this case is what actually comes out about it when CPS digs in. There have been multiple kids living with parents where junkie dad probably dreams to be leader of sex cult. And no good polygamist junkie mother. And their first disciple junkie skank.

What is it that they find about this family's everyday life that shocks the shit out of everyone? There might be bomb bigger than cocaine.

But just fanfic predictions.

 

[FedPostalService]

It was annoying that Null was trying to defend her in today's MATI basically saying that she was just going along with it and was too weak to stand up to him.
Almost like he doesn't look at this thread and all of the evidence that she's 50/50 in it with her husband, or something.

Or he knew Nick a lot better than us Scandinavian incel prude a-logs and has much more insight than us lot spinning internet conspiracy theories?

Remember, Nick doubted our Dear Leader and look what happened to him.

I can actually see that happen to hers. I have said this earlier in the thread and keeping it vague to avoid PL, but a family friend worked hard, got incredibly rich, became a degenerate, and dragged his weak willed wife along who was financially dependent on him, and now she’s a blown out alcoholic.

She’s not absolved of all blame but it’s not an uncommon story.

 

[Major]

Excuse me good sir, we are illegal drug USERS, not illegal drug ABUSERS. I can smoke a joint and play ball with my son on a Saturday evening quite fine, thank you.

Aha, a fellow cartel patron I see.

(not really)

 

[Malaika]

I still can't get over the fact that it was his pastor who called it in. I know that's his legal responsibility and the whole point of being part of a church but what a failure of everybody else around him that the safety of Nick and Kayla's kids fell to a third party like that. It's only slightly less pathetic than if some internet sperg had done it.

I don't know man, we saw the way Nick talked about people trying to get him to stop his degeneracy. Judging from the way he was always mocking and belittling people that were trying talk to him about his lifestyle I think a lot of people did try to help. There's also a lot of clips out there lately where he complains about his community and how they're small-minded and such.

I see a lot of people blame the people around him but if you look at what Nick has been saying throughout the year I think it points to the fact a lot of people did try to help him and it actually annoyed him a lot. In the end Nick is a grown man with means, if he doesn't want to do something there's not much you can do other than punish him with exclusion, which they ultimately did when they barred him from helping with teaching the kids.

I'm really happy about that pastor going to CPS even though he clearly was worried about not being able to do it anonymously, that guy clearly gives a fuck and probably tried to help Rekieta personally first.

 

[HX-2]

26 grams of coke and a shitload of paraphernalia including a crack pan, ketamine, a bag of unknown brown powder (possibly molly or heroin), and weed gummies just for starters. There's almost certainly more.

sauce please

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Guys, you don’t understand! Nick was set up by Eric July!

https://x.com/sebkom01/status/1794210106659483890

This is officially the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on the whole thing.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I love Mike.

 

[buttmunch]

Every kiwi is an illegal drug user it seems, from pot to ketamine to coke, all of it. Then they go 'omg this guy got caught', while they all do it all the time. What can really be said of that? I mean most kiwis won't have kids so not quite as bad, so that's not as bad?

I know this will get flags, people hate their mirrors.

I have never touched a the drugs

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I think we can actually blame Null for this one. It was Null who taught Nicky about Signal. Had the incel prude not told him about a basic bitch encrypted messenger he would have just tried to buy coke off instagram DMs and gotten caught a year ago.

 

[berenstain]

... instead of steering her man to love and appreciate and encourage her, she permitted her partner to addict them both to cocaine and possibly meth ...

1 Peter 3:1 Wives, in the same way, be subject to your husbands, so that, even if some of them do not obey the word, they may be won over without a word by their wives’ conduct