Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 55 24.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 73 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 68 30.5%

  • Total voters
    223
Nick doesn't have any regrets. At least, not about his health, kids, or marriage. All he cares about is manipulating his paypigs into the next oz of coke.
Even if he does, he’s not getting out of this any time soon. And I’m pretty sure a lot of people would take a public statement of regret as his legal position. Which he might not legaolly be able to give yet.

And really this just seems like him putting on a public face of everything is ok to paypigs.

From the EVS convo, he clearly feels sorry and has regret
 
Anybody that thinks this is a wakeup call is under the impression that Nick is rational. He is not. At least not anymore. Even before we all knew he was using drugs the dude was clearly showing signs of being an egomaniac.
I realistically understand this, but due to fondness I had when he was doing rittenhouse / depp, I really really didn't WANT to believe he was really getting this bad

I wanted to think him acting like a fag was the worst it got.
 
Do you have favorite drugs you excuse, or is it death for coffee drinkers and aspirin takers too? How much of a physical or mental effect is over the line?
Coffee and tobacco are fine. Alcohol is questionable but prohibition will lead to more detriments than benefits. Weed could be fine but most illegal growers are retarded and produce faulty or even dangerous varieties. Also, the majority of people who consume coffee and aspirin remain functional and do not slowly become retarded like users of prohibited drugs or alcoholics. Show me a coke fiend who does not eventually lose it or graduates to less safe narcotics due to their deteriorating finances.
 

Kino Casino.

Who are these two guys? I can barely stand them. They are incredibly annoying.
OG IBS guys. Out of everyone from that era of streaming they are probably the most successful (not counting Jim), because they have the unheard of ability to pull up whenever they nose dive. Everyone else is either irrelevant, dead, wanted by law enforcement, or drugged out of their minds.
 
So I was just listening to the indefatigable @elb clip of good lawgic quarter pounder etc going over the documents and can I just say what an idiot good lawgic is. Literally the picture of a perfect enabler. He talks about redemption and how we "don't even know what happened" and tries to appeal to their duty as friends not to pass any judgement or anything. Dude, you must be sheltered or this is your first rodeo but statements like this are literal catnip to addicts. " I want the old nick back" It was the old nick, the nick in the situation he met you that directly led to this idiot, there is a direct pathway from A to B, this isn't saying nick is a victim of fate it is saying you always knew an addict, you are just now seeing the results. You might think you are just trying to be a good friend, but when you start paving the road of equivication, when you start giving credit for a potential redemption that hasn't even happened yet, when you start to shame others for doing the correct thing which is direct, confrontation and condemnation you are LITERALLY enabling the addict. Addicts will grab onto any small excuse, any equivocation any moon logic to justify why everything is ok.

This guy has grey in his beard and legal experience. How have you never dealt with an addict? I am a little law baby and I have more than enough experience with addicts to know this? Are you just doing bird law?

It is only when Nick sees that there are real social consequences (that even means all his youtube fake buddies) that he might, MIGHT reappraise his course. Playing larp defense force is NOT being a good friend it is being an ENABLER. Usually I am here to shitpost and have fun, but seeing this behavior kinda pissed me off.

The vid I am referring to.

 
Real celebrities take decades to become super hedonistic and have a massive downward spiral. Tonka, Ralph and Nick had a faction of the fame and money and they all did the same shit in less than four years.
I wonder how much of that is hidden by status? Ralph streams 24/7 so of course you'll see him at his worst. Marlon Brando was a bad drunk for most of his career, but I'm not sure when the public at large became aware of it. Same situation with someone like Andre the Giant; he looks fine in the ring up until the end, even though he drank constantly and his spine disintegrated.
Do you have favorite drugs you excuse, or is it death for coffee drinkers and aspirin takers too? How much of a physical or mental effect is over the line?
Let's get one thing clear: coffee and aspirin enjoyers are fine, upstanding people.
Acetaminophen addicts are subhuman trash, and Ibuprofen makes you gay.
 
However, you're correct that he's at best a PhD candidate and I believe he probably gave up on PhD altogether.
Yeah this is just another sad case of a failed PhD candidate at a no-name EE university which barely makes the top 1000 in rankings. No talent and socially retarded. He has that look to him.
 
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because they have the unheard of ability to pull up whenever they nose dive.
Its called keeping going. The others tend to stop. These don’t so it seems like they pull up when it might just be seen as powering through it.

The internet kind of moves on after points and forgets about what you previously did
 
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There is a long long list of whites that come back from cocaine addiction to live successful lives. Names elude me just right now, I was going to say Robert Downey Junior but he is half black, so don't really count none.

Um...let me think a minute here niggas...may Nick invoke the spirit of Tom Sizemore and make a full recovery!

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I wonder how much of that is hidden by status? Ralph streams 24/7 so of course you'll see him at his worst. Marlon Brando was a bad drunk for most of his career, but I'm not sure when the public at large became aware of it. Same situation with someone like Andre the Giant; he looks fine in the ring up until the end, even though he drank constantly and his spine disintegrated.
Well yeah, celebrities of old would have heavily curated, planned public appearances. So I guess we wouldn't see how fucked up they were most of the time.

But I'd expect some kind of decent period of humility, where people tell themselves "I gotta keep my head clear so I can do my job well, I have people to impress!" for a few years before the downward spiral really starts. These streamers jump right the fuck on top of it as soon as the opportunity presents itself, the sheer fucking ego to think you're entitled to get as fucked up as Keith Richards used to when you're not even a real celebrity is staggering.
 
Send me the rainbows but there is the possibility of a massive redemption arc here. If I were Nick, here is what I would do to try and salvage my future:
  1. Make arrangements for my parents to take my kids for 60-90 days.
  2. Go to a reputable in-patient rehab facility.
  3. The only stream until rehab is complete would be on the way to the facility. Apologize, promise to try your best to get sober and come back to Lawsplaining when sober.
  4. Complete rehab (the hardest part).
  5. Once back home, jump right into an interesting trial that is starting and live stream the whole thing. In the down time tell amusing anecdotes about getting sober.
  6. Stop night streaming and stream instead during the day, or in the evening.
  7. Settle with Montagraph
  8. Profit ... enough to help pay for the incoming legal bills and Montograph's settlement.
He could come out of this. At this point I would say he has a good 30% chance of getting through this with his family in tact, but he has to come to Jesus first.
That’s some gay pussy shit, I’d dab on kiwicuck prudes and get lit on livestream and do some sweet stand up routines and buy a few new celebratory balldos
 
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That’s some gay pussy shit, I’d dab on kiwicuck prudes and get lit on livestream and do some sweet stand up routines and buy a few new celebratory balldos
Bro. That would be so cool. Get your friend Dax on while his friend Vito watches your kids, You can even double team our strung out wife with Juju. Living the LA dream man.

Give me top hats if you want but the best thing Nick can do for his family is die. I guess he is a nigger in the end since that's the best thing saint Floyd ever did for his family.
 
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