Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 55 24.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 73 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 68 30.5%

  • Total voters
    223
There is a long long list of whites that come back from cocaine addiction to live successful lives. Names elude me just right now, I was going to say Robert Downey Junior but he is half black, so don't really count none.

Um...let me think a minute here niggas...may Nick invoke the spirit of Tom Sizemore and make a full recovery!

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Don't forget good ol Ronnie himself Uncle Ruckus!

They say it was Bonzo who introduced him to the melinated snow on the set for Bedtime for Bonzo, but our savior Ronald Reagan kicked that habit like the corporate tax rate.

Praise White God!
 
Of course it will be a wake up call. The issue is he hasn’t got clean or had time to reflect, not really.
He's shown zero contrition or appreciation for what he's done so far from our limited view. The clearest indication is that he just had to give a IT'S NAWT TROOO! on locals. Nick can't help himself. He needs to get on stream sooner rather than later and explain how we're wrong. Once we're back on his side, the retarded judge will surely follow.
 
So I was just listening to the indefatigable @elb clip of good lawgic quarter pounder etc going over the documents and can I just say what an idiot good lawgic is. Literally the picture of a perfect enabler. He talks about redemption and how we "don't even know what happened" and tries to appeal to their duty as friends not to pass any judgement or anything.
While I’m all for not passing judgment it’s his talk about the duty of friends that gets me so.

They knew him better and had more direct contact to him than most people did, especially us farmerd. They were in positions where if they’d really wanted to they could have truly and honestly helped or got in contact with places that could.

They could have stepped in the second they realised this was starting but they did not,

He might be being a good friend now, though I’d argue making money off this says otherwise

But an actual friend would have stepped in way, way sooner. Even if it permanantly destroyed the friendship as a result.
It's Memorial Day weekend. Wonder if Nick goes to visit church?
Honestly, he should.
 
There is a long long list of whites that come back from cocaine addiction to live successful lives. Names elude me just right now, I was going to say Robert Downey Junior but he is half black, so don't really count none.

Um...let me think a minute here niggas...may Nick invoke the spirit of Tom Sizemore and make a full recovery!
Whitney Houston is also another successful coke addict. She’s been sober now for over ten years.
 
@mlanguishi I have been an active user on this site for more than 5 years and in that time have seen some really shitty takes and even had some arguments with fellow users. But you are so retarded I decided to use the 'ignore' button for the first time. Congrats.

The little coke baggies are only like .5g and the 18g was reported to be in a torn corner of a bag, which is super negligible in terms of weight. At most you could knock off like 2-3g total, which wouldn't affect the charges anyway.

So, even though we all know Nick fucked around and found out, how the police executed the warrant may possibly have a significant impact on the state's prosecution of Nick. The minor child not allowing police in can very easily be hand-waved away as them (the kid) being responsible in the face of stranger danger. The police ramming their way into a property they haven't yet properly served with a warrant? Not so much.

Actually, this kind of makes me think that the cops intentionally waited for Nick to leave the house. Catch them separated, introduce confusion, make the Rekietas' response less coordinated.

If he is going to sit there and argue about how the warrant was executed in front of a judge then he is already fucking up.
Yes, There is some possibly shady shit by the police. We have no idea what contained in the warrant. But any good defense would attack the warrant on any deficiencies. That is what criminal lawyers do. I totally believe that the cops waited for Nick to leave the house before executing said warrant and I don't believe it was for safety. They probably wanted to catch him driving impaired with the kid and to attack the weak link (Kayla) without her lawyer husband. The baggies and vial absolutely play an important role because a less than 2 gram difference in what the cops claim and the actual wait of the drugs drops the charge by 3 degrees into misdemeanor territory.

One thing I don't understand is whether Nick paid the bond for unconditional release and whether piss testing is a condition of the unconditional release. The release document seems to suggest that no piss testing but the judges words seemed to suggest otherwise. I would appreciate any insight on the matter.
 
Nick, man, you're a smart guy. You have to do better.
He's a soft trust fund bitch boy, know nothing know it all. He's never had to work hard at anything in his life. He thought he was scarface and now he's got a little taste of reality, not enough to make him change but enough for everyone to see how bad it really is. I wish the worst for him and his coke whores. Those kids deserve better.
 
Real celebrities take decades to become super hedonistic and have a massive downward spiral. Tonka, Ralph and Nick had a faction of the fame and money and they all did the same shit in less than four years.
It's more like real celebrities have a system of handlers around them to clean up after them and make sure they publicly keep their shit together enough to keep the $ rolling in. The only people that care about keeping the good times going for people like Nick is themselves so they're left to their own devices.
 
He's shown zero contrition or appreciation for what he's done so far from our limited view. The clearest indication is that he just had to give a IT'S NAWT TROOO!
He’s probably going to do very little in the way of accepting publicly at this time..
The only people that care about keeping the good times going for people like Nick is themselves so they're left to their own devices.
That’s the funny thing. People as big as Nick and sometimes even smaller have handlers to a degree as well. Nick’s issue was he saw the bad shit that happems without those kind of things and just shrugged.
 
I realistically understand this, but due to fondness I had when he was doing rittenhouse / depp, I really really didn't WANT to believe he was really getting this bad

I wanted to think him acting like a fag was the worst it got.
If you are anything like me I watched all the time and I basically trusted his opinions etc. Then he started opening every show with an hour of those "toasts" to peoples misery (dead dogs, dying parents, etc) then he began the drunk streams. Between those two I quit watching because I just don't care about his superchats or whatever. Then I tune in periodically and he's wasted AF or yelling at his kids to get out of the room etc. I feel like he thinks he's invincible because he would never accept responsibility for anything and consistently would just shit all over kiwis on his show, I think he just lost his mind or something. But I know I watched originally because he was saying things I liked: pro Christianity/ethics, pro family, etc. I know even if he gets clean I won't be able to ever see him as that again because now I think it was all fake to begin with. His wife seems like an idiot so I am not surprised he dragged her down too, she seems like a strong follower type.
 
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