r/ChapoTrapHouse / Chapo.chat - Transvestite Trotskyites, Agender Ancoms, Sissy Stalinists

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In the last couple of weeks, I noticed that their videos on the Chapo Trap House channel on YouTube barely have 20k to almost 30k+ views on videos where I’m guessing they’re trying to satirize the popular topics in current events:



Prior to Matt being hospitalized, it seems that the viewership is either declining slowly or people just can’t sit through over an hour or two of CPT trying to not be be anarcho-tyranny leftists.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
I'd say they represent the left wing of feckless Democratic party liberalism. Out of all of them Matt is the closest to being a full on commie though. Also probably the most intelligent one. And the most insane one.
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Being the most intelligent nincompoop on CTH means sweet fuck all. It's the equivalent of being the smartest retard in the sped classes at school.
 
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Christman has tweeted several times since his hospitalization. All of his posts are incomprehensible stroked-out gibberish. All of his incomprehensible stroked-out gibberish gets replied to by dozens of communist 35 year olds with epic catchphrases like, "this whips sack"
 
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whale roads said:
Christman has tweeted several times since his hospitalization. All of his posts are incomprehensible stroked-out gibberish. All of his incomprehensible stroked-out gibberish gets replied to by dozens of communist 35 year olds with epic catchphrases like, "this whips sack"
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Too bad it happened to the best of Chapo and not the gay one or the Jew.
 
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Imagine crying about Kiwi Farms when you obviously want to see Destiny sucking a dick. While already crying about rDrama.
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It's cool that there has been a posting war going on between rdrama and hexbear that us sane people have been unaware of:
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Acute_Engles is a kind of clever username I guess.

Man what the fuck even is Hexbear. This site seems even more retarded than what I remember the chapo sub being.
 
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Jonah Hill poster said:
In the last couple of weeks, I noticed that their videos on the Chapo Trap House channel on YouTube barely have 20k to almost 30k+ views on videos where I’m guessing they’re trying to satirize the popular topics in current events:



Prior to Matt being hospitalized, it seems that the viewership is either declining slowly or people just can’t sit through over an hour or two of CPT trying to not be be anarcho-tyranny leftists.
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Glad that these Beardy, Balding, Bespectacled Betas for Bernie are losing relevance by the day, especially the Jew Felix Biederstein, who, in between retweeting pictures of cats on Twitter (beloved pastime of pathogen-infected homosexuals / Looney Troons), repackaging "bits" he recently stole almost word for word from Mike David / Redbar, and jumping from commenting on one popular Online Thing to the next in order to inject his limpristed politics (Sopranos is actually socialist! Haha! Elden Ring!), somehow finds the time to whine incessantly about The Genocide Happening in Bachabazi or whatever that brown town is called in the Middle East.

Ever since the ching chong one got cancelled for being weird with girls (as both Asians and leftists more generally are well known to be) and the fat faggot Matt Christman is basically a vegetable, Felix, has had to find a new grift to keep the TroonBux flowing (skipping Will Menaker because he is even more of a boring uncharismatic Nothing than these others that there wouldn't be anything to even talk about outside of unsubstantiated Twitter rumors that he and his fat pig wife had a shared Tinder profile where they were advertising poly cuck shit).

Seems Felix has now resigned himself to crying day in and day out about two almost identical groups of stinky browns bombing and killing each other in one of the shittiest parts of real estate in the world - that exactly no one would ever care about if the USG wasn't brutally cucking its dead-eyed tax cattle to give money to Israel and Ukraine. Will Felix himself join the conflict soon before the entire region gets paved over in nuclear fashion? We can only hope. It would be nice to not have to hear any more from this talentless hack grifter who has never said anything funny, ever, in his life. As with all Extremely Online socialists / commies, he has surely adopted his particular ideology because he knows deep down no sane person would ever pay him for some kind of talent or skill, and in fact it would be a better value proposition to pay someone like him to shut up and go away.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
Man what the fuck even is Hexbear. This site seems even more retarded than what I remember the chapo sub being.
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My favorite hexbear dramas are when it was taken over by militant vegans (is it still that way?) and when they banned/bullied off the guy organizing massive pirate feeds of podcasts not found anywhere else because he dared to have Blocked and Reported + a few other centrist/lib left pods on the list.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
Checked Matt's twitter feed, you can tell the stroke did a number on him. I vaguely remember him making fun of how John Fetterman immediately got a stroke after winning his primary in 2022. So I guess he tempted fate there.
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For awhile I thought the stroke posts were supposed to be self deprecating. Then they just kept going and going. Took me awhile to realize these were his stream of consciousness thoughts.
 
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