Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 76 31.7%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 75 31.3%
  • Total voters
    240
Chazzed Up said:
The Rekietas will end up having to pay $350k to get their kids back.
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I hope my speculations were correct and there's a generation-skipping trust specifically to save the grandkids from the absolute fuckup loser Nick from wasting the generational wealth, so the grandkids get the money.
 
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Trianon said:
(I read this next section as, if anything rose to this level, they would have gotten "substantial child endangerment" charges, rather than "neglect/endangerment." That would mean we can rule out anything on this list as the physical/sexual abuse Kayla may have allowed. Basically that means there was no solicitation/assault/trafficking of a child, but there could have been sexually explicit material sent to a child.)
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'Not the child's spouse'? Am I reading that correctly?
 
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Chazzed Up said:
Actually I'm not 100% sure if Nick was buying them himself, but they do sell used toys there apparently. Was mentioned on Kino Casino anyway, and that's a bit too specific of a detail to make up or get wrong.
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I was referring to people buying used fleshlights in general. Clearly it would seem people are doing it. WTF. I would think that once you're done with one or don't want it anymore, you would throw it away. Or if you're a customer, you would just be grossed out in general by getting a used one. For fucks sake, they're not even that expensive! If you're at the point in life that you're willing to buy one of these things, why would you be willing to stoop to such a gross point in life by wanting to save a couple bucks over just getting a new one? If the cost difference is too much, you probably shouldn't be getting one period.

Guess I was wrong. Boy I'm hungry I can't wait to eat again.
 
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theshep said:
I've never in my life seen a recreational coke user with scabs and sores. I've seen functional alcoholics, functional cokeheads and somewhat functional methheads (notably with some sores).

There is far more going on here that we can speculate, but only a blood test would confirm.
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You've met recreational cocaine users?
 
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CoomerTine said:
Holy shit this motherfucker loves the sound of his own voice
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Frankly, I don't know how anybody can stand to watch that shit. I could take only a few minutes of Joe Balldoguarding the other day.

I am watching some Red Letter Media Re:View while nodding off to sleep. That way I don't go to sleep angry or dumber. If there's anything particularly funny, I'm sure it'll be clipped here, or pointed out so it could be clipped by elb.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Your Honor, sidebar;

Knew a dude out in Iraq who had one. One of the things dudes would do when new rotation was coming in and you were getting ready to leave, would be to sell (at a huge discount) all the stuff you won't take back to the USA with you. Yes, someone bought a used fleshlight pocket pussy, as that's what they were called back then.
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If they bought a used pocket pussy they've definitely gun down kids on their tour.
 
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theshep said:
I've never in my life seen a recreational coke user with scabs and sores. I've seen functional alcoholics, functional cokeheads and somewhat functional methheads (notably with some sores).

There is far more going on here that we can speculate, but only a blood test would confirm.
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You don’t get scabs and sores from smoking or snorting period. No matter the drug.

Either it’s unrelated, (Highly Doubt) or it’s IV marks which is the only reason the cops would have put it in the paperwork but they probably can’t legally just say they are trackmarks because that’s an assumption even though it’s obvious to an onlooker.
 
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Was it already mentioned in this thread that Nick was arrested on the Day of Retribution, basically an incel holiday? Elliot Roger's ghost felted Rekieta from his place in heaven with 72 virgins.

Edit: Do you puzzle piece folks seriously think I consider Elliot an actual hero? :story:C'mon now.
 
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Do people really not understand what Nick is saying when he is super drunk? I don't understand all of it I'd say I understand like 95% of it.

Basically he has a meme idea and then he connects another funny idea to that meme idea. I think it is actually really clever and funny some of the connections he makes. I watched him be super drunk during the Metokur Stream and I found it a bit endearing because it was so funny and clever.

I want to hate Nick and do because of what he has put his children through. But he made me laugh during that Metokur stream. It makes it harder for me to hate him.
 
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