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Also, didn't Keffals streaming career basically end within 2 weeks of the Chris Chan interview? Curious.
I said in other thread, but I'll still say it here.

Is so weird seeing how after that interview with Chris Chan. Everything, and I mean everything came crashing down for Keffals, literally everything he did after that had a disastrous consequence in one way or another. It's kind of scary in a way.
 
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I said in other thread, but I'll still say it here.

Is so weird seeing how after that interview with Chris Chan. Everything, and I mean everything came crashing down for Keffals, literally anything he did after that had a disastrous consequence in one way or another. It's kind of scary in a way.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing the world there's only one of him.

Tonight on the Jimstream we talk about the demon transferred to Nick. Here we discuss another. The Curse of Sonichu is not singular, make no mistake.
 
I said in other thread, but I'll still say it here.

Is so weird seeing how after that interview with Chris Chan. Everything, and I mean everything came crashing down for Keffals, literally everything he did after that had a disastrous consequence in one way or another. It's kind of scary in a way.
Chris must've hit him with a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha.
 
I said in other thread, but I'll still say it here.

Is so weird seeing how after that interview with Chris Chan. Everything, and I mean everything came crashing down for Keffals, literally everything he did after that had a disastrous consequence in one way or another. It's kind of scary in a way.
Would you say you were... scared awake???
 
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Robert Catherwood is a fat, autistic, communist, “freelance cartoonist,” who currently lives in Vancouver.
Naturally, as with all fat, Communism-loving retards, he thinks very highly of his intellect, posting this actual quote on the background to his FaceBook.


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Also, as every retard communist, he lives off rent subsidies and his only stable income is Über eats, as he explains in the video he posted below:



But-but-but… he’s a “freelance cartoonist,” Stone! How could this be, my nigga?


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Can’t think of why comic book companies aren’t lining up. A mystery.

Rob is also a massive consoomer. His favorites seem to be Star Wars (he has a custom Count Doku lightsaber), DOOM, and Quake. Tons of pictures of his desire to spend money are all over his social medias.

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(lol)

So, you know, typical communist. When it comes to Keffals connections… ehhhhh I don’t know, maybe. I’m not him.

Now for the real meat of this post:

We remember boss. But the Mike story is after you, so you are still #1.

KEFFALS GENESIS! --( THE COMMUNIST PARTY PRE-TWITCH YEARS )--

Perhaps you'll like part 2. Guy's only got 37 subscribers, perhaps telling tales of kefFAILure will get him more views?
User @AutoClownMaker randomly posted 2 whole videos, without context, from a very very small creator claiming to be a pal of Keffals in the past. Neither video had any explanation, information about them, or context as to why he was posting them. The videos both appeared and, within a few hours, were posted here on the thread. Furthermore, he mentions “The Mike Story,” in the post. Mike plays a significant role in his videos, and at no point in this thread was anything about “Mike,” a man who allegedly had his art stolen, ever mentioned. How on Earth would he know the timeline of the story? For all we know, Mike could have been a character before Otm Shank.
That’s fucking weird.

So I dug. For this next section, I want you to just read these 2 post of his:
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Do you see it? Not. A. Single. Comma. A weird grammatical thing, sure, but oddly specific.
Let’s look back at AutoClown’s earlier posts, and these:
The school records are the best shot for 12 year Pat with gun.

Shooting match is the wrong path to run the gun rabbit.

Hunters safety is the path of the gun rabbit.

By the time Pat was 12 Hunter's Safety was policy in WI. And to use the post WWII gun ranges (most of the old .22LR WWII model practice rifles were being retired with their bull barrels) in the schools were able to be used for the only decade old hunters safety. An elective class his manly-man father wanting him to take the class no doubt. Perhaps to take the wimpy boy out deer hunting.

Wisconsin has/had a bit in the state Constitution about harvesting wildlife being a right and a dueling section into the late 20th century.

Or the drug buy went bad in some way so the cops showed up.

A Nelson Muntz HAHA if the cops were staking out the buy location, saw it was the high profile Nick and did the bust then. Extra bonus HAHA if the guns were there as part of a guns (instead of cash) for drugs deal.
1.) Rob loves The Simpsons, changing his PFP to Simpsons characters multiple times. Nelson Muntz is the kid bully in The Simpsons.

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2.) it reads almost exactly the same. Even the speech pattern is similar in tone, SPEDness, and grammatical errors.

Why would AutoClown post these videos and say “Guy's only got 37 subscribers, perhaps telling tales of kefFAILure will get him more views,”?
My theory is simple.

@AutoClownMaker is Rob.
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I mainly used his FB, and I couldn’t find his exact address, but here’s his house:
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I will continue to operate under the assumption @AutoClownMaker is Rob until definitive proof is given otherwise. If so, the post will be edited to reflect it.
Either way, get fucked Rob.

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From the catboy ranch discord.
The traumatic event was so seared into his memory he changed his recount of it three times.

It would be nice to think Keffals swatted himself but is he smart enough to cover his tracks?
He's never had to - remember, most if not all the evidence we have is due to Keffals admitting to it. He's admitting to all of his bullshit in private and how much of it we find out about is entirely due to which one of his enablers decides to spill the beans on any given day. The reason he's even gotten this far is due to his cult of lackeys, so I can buy at least this part.

The only thing that doesn't add up is how such an absolute void of personality can form a personality cult.

Why is everyone on the far left just the biggest snakes in the world like these people make the communist infighting of the 1910s look tame in comparison of how easy it is for them to turn on each other
Comedian Alexei Sayle, a former Marxist Leninist, remarked that the 'People's Judean Front' sketch from Monty Python's Life of Brian was perfectly accurate to how fractious Communist revolutionaries are.

 
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I said in other thread, but I'll still say it here.

Is so weird seeing how after that interview with Chris Chan. Everything, and I mean everything came crashing down for Keffals, literally everything he did after that had a disastrous consequence in one way or another. It's kind of scary in a way.
Null put Chris in jail and exposed Keffals. Such is karma. You do not fuck with Kiwi Farms!
 
Null put Chris in jail and exposed Keffals. Such is karma. You do not fuck with Kiwi Farms!
Chris did that to himself, all he had to do was to listen to Null and sleep in his car for a single night.
What happened with lucas is far more interesting, but overall I believe keffals could still be seen as an actual hero that actually did good things, and not unlike Mussolini, had he done nothing different but declaring war to WEBSITE 0 or whatever the fact people calls it.
 
@LikeAStone 2.0 I cant quote your message but I have to ask, what the fuck does this have to do with Keffals.

So we have this weird sped guy posting these odd messages throughout the thread almost encouraging Lucas:
Perhaps the privating of the twitter/delisting the video IS the logging off?

If so, good on you Clara for logging off.

Log out?

Clara you could have found the happiness you claim to want by logging out VS claiming the only way you would be happy is for a web site to cease to be.

Notice also how "dead" your thread was after you logged out for your rehab? Your thread could have the peace of the grave by just logging out.

Clara you want people to tell you to log out.

Log out. Walk away. As your hero Lenin was saying - it's better to not respond and walk away.

Logging out also means as far as you are concerned - this and ALL web sites cease to exist. Become happy. Log out Clara.

(See how you not saying stupid shit Clara means the evil Kiwi Farmers have to talk about someone who at one time said your name? The longer you stop saying stupid shit in public means the more this thread will about people who you hung with. Perhaps in the future over 50% of this thread will be about others Clara.)

Notice how he only calls Lucas “Clara,” his preferred name. And how he constantly shits up the thread.

Anyways, this guy all of the sudden posts links to videos from a guy on YouTube with maybe 10 views, claiming he was a former friend of Keffals. Absolutely no warning or explanation about the video, just drops it and encourages people to watch it to “get more views,” and that he mentions “Mike,” randomly, as if he already knew who Mike was personally. He speaks in the same pattern as he writes, and all of Rob’s social media posts share almost the same format as Clown.

How is this not odd to anyone else? Look, I could be wrong, but this is such an odd set of coincidences and it is like a red flag standing in plain sight.
 
I was thinking about it today, and I’m convinced that HRT lawsuits will be abundant in t-minus (pun intended) 15 years. As someone with a career in the legal field, I’m telling you this is coming down the pike. While I’ve seen people sue for more and less, this specific societal pandemic is going to continue creating echoes in horrible after effects, including the rest of us being expected to clean up. But they can’t make me pick up a broom. And I won’t. We warned them and they didn’t listen.

I’m betting lawsuits will be filed and complain of negligence, using language to the effect of, “a licensed physician knew or should have known that hormone replacement therapy provided to an individual before their frontal cortex is completely developed would lead to damages” etc. etc.

I’m surprised physicians are so quick to put their licenses on the line. The manufacturers will turn enough of a profit that by then they’ll be fine to pay out.

HRTs are the new opioid epidemic in their own right. Lawsuits will be afoot. Let’s prepare to tally, folks.

People are already sueing, theres already a whole bunch of detransitioner cases, so yeah that can only get worse. Im pretty stoked for it too.
 
what the fuck does this have to do with Keffals.

The more proper name for stone there is Jackie Singh based on all they got right.

While it gets repeated over and over about how there was a theft of funds from the commies as the treasurer there is a lack of attribution to a person making the claim.

Robert here was a cameraman FOR a seemingly lost media commie podcast of the kefFAILure. The commie podcast and another effort under Clara Sorrentti before going as keffals are lost media it seems.

And from the peanut gallery questions get asked. The answer provided is Keffals stole money from boyfriend Alex and THAT money was commie money.

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Alex/Atheina(sp) knows where there are more bodies. Perhaps the video essayists will manage to get Alex/Athenia(sp) more on the record.
 
I was thinking about it today, and I’m convinced that HRT lawsuits will be abundant in t-minus (pun intended) 15 years. As someone with a career in the legal field, I’m telling you this is coming down the pike. While I’ve seen people sue for more and less, this specific societal pandemic is going to continue creating echoes in horrible after effects, including the rest of us being expected to clean up. But they can’t make me pick up a broom. And I won’t. We warned them and they didn’t listen.

I’m betting lawsuits will be filed and complain of negligence, using language to the effect of, “a licensed physician knew or should have known that hormone replacement therapy provided to an individual before their frontal cortex is completely developed would lead to damages” etc. etc.

I’m surprised physicians are so quick to put their licenses on the line. The manufacturers will turn enough of a profit that by then they’ll be fine to pay out.

HRTs are the new opioid epidemic in their own right. Lawsuits will be afoot. Let’s prepare to tally, folks.
Not extremely relevant but I'm from India and I have bought every pharma stock imaginable with large quantities (especially sun pharma).. they (and most such companies) make more than half of their revenue from western market, especially the US. I'm betting that the troonmachine in the US will keep pumping up more demand, thus indirectly enriching me. Thank you troons.
 
People are already sueing, theres already a whole bunch of detransitioner cases, so yeah that can only get worse. Im pretty stoked for it too.
I think the real shitshow is going to start when the majority of kids put on blockers in the last 4 or 5 years reach adulthood and realise how badly and irreparably they've fucked up their bodies. This of course goes doubly so for any kid who got surgeries, but those cases are (hopefully) mercifully few.

I estimate that near the end of the decade things will properly kick off. It's going to be an absolute bloodbath.
 
Holy shit, this post was a joke. I wasn't actually expecting them to drop another Keffals episode. Damn monkey paw.
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I managed to source a copy of the Lucas segment with the help of a bunch of search engine operators. I believe there is a good argument to be made for having it archived here, so here you go:


Doxbin's name finally gets mentioned in this, much to Jesse's dismay. Based tbh.
 
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