Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Gingervitis]

There's a disturbing amount of trannies where I work. There's the coffee house linebacker, the obese mountain of flesh that doesn't pass as either gender anymore, the emaciated six footer in a two inch skirt and a gaggle of ancient deviants in varying levels of unfitting, inappropriate outfits. Bingo.

Troon coworkers, or troon customers?

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Saw a balding 6' troon wearing a black dress and what are apparently called chunky heels.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I ran into a pooner earlier today. She wanted to pass and said “excuse me” and before I had a chance to stop myself I responded “sure lil dood.”
I await the Reddit or twitter thread on this transgenocide.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Spotted several today, atleast 2 mtf troons and 1 pooner. None passed but one mtf was trying harder this time around. Still didn't pass but this troon doesn't bother me too much and he seems like a gentle person. He was accompanied by a ftm pooner young woman with green hair who didn't pass but she also looked like she was trying, sorta.

The other mtf troon was a hulking giant in an ugly dress who looked instantly awkward and out of place. He seemed a bit threatening. Clearly trying to pass though just failing miserably.

Edit: the first mtf I've encountered before, prior to this

 

[doodoocaca]

Never trust the living, huh?

Spotted several today, atleast 2 mtf troons and 1 pooner. None passed but one mtf was trying harder this time around. Still didn't pass but this troon doesn't bother me too much and he seems like a gentle person. He was accompanied by a ftm pooner young woman with green hair who didn't pass but she also looked like she was trying, sorta.

The other mtf troon was a hulking giant in an ugly dress who looked instantly awkward and out of place. He seemed a bit threatening. Clearly trying to pass though just failing miserably.

Edit: the first mtf I've encountered before, prior to this

I see pooners working at every single fucking Starbucks now.

I'm at the "I say dood out of sympathy" stage since, yanno, they're basically harmless and just hurting themselves, but not being able to do anything sucks.

 

[P. Bateman]

My school ”buddy”. Tall, obese, über autistic and surprise surprise, a furfag. Very bad case of male pattern baldness (dude’s barely twenty. It’s sad.) Presents 1000% male, sometimes wears long skirts and… That’s it. That’s the biggest effort he will ever make. Constantly whines about his ”crippling dysphoria” yet does nothing in attempt to look feminine. His complaining gets worse anytime he sees me or any of my friends wear traditionally female clothes. Uses the only women’s bathroom in our building despite there being unisex ones, and always leaves the toilet in a vomit-inducing condition.

Once he complained about how expensive it is to legally change your name (95€), yet had no problems buying cyberpunk 2077 merch with the same amount of money if not even more - not to mention he’s fucking loaded, he still lives with his parents and greatly enjoys disability support.

I only hang out with him because he’s friends with some of my friends, so naturally they want to be around him.

Boy oh boy am I glad he’s finishing his studies before me.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Instead of making a comment, I kept an eye on his hand as he passed me.

Always watch the hands when approaching a stranger, whatever they may look like. It's a situational awareness thing I was taught a long time ago by a martial arts instructor who also happened to be a cop and it's always stuck with me. Body language really is a language, and people speak with their hands.

 

[HistrionicBitch]

Two encounters of the disgusting kind today. One pooner on the bus, bless the lil dooder's 5'3 heart, wearing a black leather trench coat and shades in her best impression of me at Halloween after the Matrix came out. Her voice cracked about as much as me back then too.

The other was a troon at the cafe, ugly leather choker, spotted a mile away (in no small part due to his height and shoulders). He asked to see the manager about dropping off a resume, only for the girl who I know is a terf to curtly reply "shes on maternity leave". Dumbass just kinda stood there for about three seconds and then leaving without a word.

 

[AFAB]

Might have sawn a pooner (or a really unfortunate looking woman) at the uni I go to; had all the hallmarks of one too: short, cropped hairstyle, a pube mustache and beard, and shorter than me to boot. Keep in mind I'm only 5'3", so this chick might be a dwarf for all I know.

 

[Redoniblueoni]

Never trust the living, huh?

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I see pooners working at every single fucking Starbucks now.

I'm at the "I say dood out of sympathy" stage since, yanno, they're basically harmless and just hurting themselves, but not being able to do anything sucks.

I don't go to coffee shops much tbh I don't buy coffees out, 1 because expensive and I can make a yummy coffee at home 2. Troons everywhere. Pronoun pins in every corner. And also 3. Loud, inconvenient, meh coffee.

I got beans from a coffee shop and make my own at home. It tastes great and there's no risk of having to carry polite conversation with a 6'4 "Lilybeth" in cat ears and pronoun pins

Edit: I see troons/poons often because I go to nerdy things with nerdy people and it's just gonna happen. Introverted, indoor hobbies have loads of these types

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I found out recently that we have a transsexual working at my store. I'm not sure when he joined, but it must have been within the last few weeks, given that when I started he was nowhere to be seen. His body doesn't seem too revealing of who he truly is, as it's rather thin and somewhat shapely. His feet are quite large though. His shoulders aren't particularly broad, which is unusual for a MtF. His face is the most obvious sign, with deep-set, sunken eyes, a noticeable brow ridge, and a chin that reminded me of the "bulbous bow" on modern cruise ships. It was indeed that prominent.

His voice was also obviously fake, with a noticeable falsetto (perhaps the product of voice coaching or HRT, but who knows). His hair is rather long and luscious, which just makes me think it's a wig. I've not gotten a close look, as yet. It has an odd color too, which only furthers my suspicions.

He introduced himself to me as I was about to clock out of work, with his name being "Brennan" or something equally unique. I was deliberately disinterested and pretended to think aloud about something else. I then deposited my uniform and left. He might have made that introduction, thinking I'd be polite and impressed, but my shift was over and I only wanted to go home. He doesn't seem incompetent, as yet, but who knows? Time will tell if he'll be fired or not.

 

[MuffMonkey]

Went to my local bookstore, was nose deep in a book when I look up and what do I see?

A massive linebacker sized hon wearing this ugly floral print dress (looked like something my mamaw used to wear), a mask, un brushed hair just riddled with split ends and those dirty sneakers you usually see autists wear iykyk

Startled the shit out of me as he seemed to come out of nowhere, hovered by the shelf in front of me for a good minute before circling the shelves like a shark until more people came through the aisle and he scurried off

Weird enough I just kept catching him in my peripheral. Fucking creepy

 

[Brain Power]

I just got out of a public bathroom, and it's the first time I've had the "man in woman's bathroom" incident. The only remotely feminine thing about this fucking troon was the red dress he was wearing, and not even the mask he was half wearing could hide the massive black stubble and pizzaface he had, and of course he was 0 effort with his voice. At least he was skinny, but like Dylan Mulvaney, and I could SEE THE FUCKING OUTLINE OF HIS COCK GOING HARD AFTER EVERYONE IN THE BATHROOM "VALIDATED" HIM JUST WHEN I WAS LEAVING.
Although one funny thing was a grandma not even bothering and telling him "pase nomas mijo". He started seething but it was so cramped he couldn't do or say anyhing about the brutal act of misgendering the grandma did

 

[Brain Power]

Okay double post, but my mom finally saw a genderspecial while she was buying some things, in her case, a pooner. Dressed like a clown and e-thot makeup, no eyebrows, probably looked like that irish Eurovision enby, sure it doesn't seem like much compared to other sightings, but for a 50-something that only comes here during weekends and tends to gossip only with her boomer workmates, it shocked her.
"This has to be the first time I went 'what the actual fuck are you even wearing', she had a pretty face but her fashion was trash, why do they fuglify themselves?". Her words, not mine.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I reside safely in the southern suburbs of Houston and the troons I come across are few and far between. We're in a reasonably conservative area.

However, today I'm rewiring my Stratocaster and I ventured out to Home Depot only to walk in and see a stocky young man probably in his 30's, with pink hair, moobs, wearing a shirt with a rainbow with the words "Whatever, Everything". The Coup De Grace was the fucking pink cat ears.

I don't know a single woman in her 30's who runs around wearing cat ears. Why the fuck do these people dress like this?

I'm still trying to figure out which was weirder, the 6' tall dude buying a mesa boogie in a cocktail dress that would be too tight on my 5'3" wife or this dude.

 

[Dr. Butt]

However, today I'm rewiring my Stratocaster

I'm still trying to figure out which was weirder, the 6' tall dude buying a mesa boogie

You sound really cool, please tell us more about your life as a cool musician.

 

[Blanche Devereaux]

I'm sorry, but when the fuck did the Northeastern US become the troon mecca? What did I miss? Even ignoring the general liberal air and blue status the area is famous for, it just feels like the trans shit has an iron grip in this part of the world unlike anything I can compare it to, and not just in the metro areas and universities. I'll even take it one step further and say that New England feels particularly overrun with the fat, tall men dressing like a porn star types.

At the risk of PLing, I've been back and forth pretty frequently as of the last few years for work and also personal matters, but when I talk to other regional natives and friends in addition to my own observations and experiences, I'm positive I'm not just imagining things. It's now becoming impossible to ignore the steadily increasing amount of low-effort, embarrassing-looking troon or genderspecial types out and about everywhere. I've only run into a few pooners that I'm aware of, but they feel harder to clock in passing and I just assume they're effeminate men or butch lesbian types up until we interact.

Up until what felt like only a few months ago, I've gone from running into the occasional blink-or-you'll-miss-them, bless-their-heart-at-least-they're-trying transwoman once in a blue moon, to encountering unmistakable, 6'5 middle-aged obese dudes in party city wigs and midi dresses in almost every retail or service setting. 8/10 times they're my server at a restaurant I'm patronizing with colleagues, family or friends. My interactions with most of them, though usually pretty brief, have been relatively pleasant, but, christ, a significant chunk of them have zero people skills.

A few years ago, my once-closest friend of twenty years made a decision to move home and pursue their master's degree in Boston. Within six months, they announced plans to transition from male to female. What was so strange about this entire situation to myself and our friend group was that it was extremely swift, sudden and dedicated and none of us could get to the bottom of why they felt as if this was the answer to their prayers. Despite being bi, they were confident in their gender and never previously questioned their identity in such a blatant way. I wanted to believe they were just trying to fit in or maybe having a crisis but the more I'd try to pry, there more I'd get pushed away. What the hell is so enticing about this lifestyle?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I went to get a muffin after work and the person at the counter was a TIM. He had a lanyard of trans pins and surprisingly well managed hair (for a TIM) but the worst part was that he had tube tits and I could see his nipples the entire time. He also had the troon hunch. His voice was like any other man's but had an immature tone to it, like a preteen boy. I, unfortunately, ate the muffin and I hate myself for it.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

A few years ago, my once-closest friend of twenty years made a decision to move home and pursue their master's degree in Boston. Within six months, they announced plans to transition from male to female. What was so strange about this entire situation to myself and our friend group was that it was extremely swift, sudden and dedicated and none of us could get to the bottom of why they felt as if this was the answer to their prayers. Despite being bi, they were confident in their gender and never previously questioned their identity in such a blatant way. I wanted to believe they were just trying to fit in or maybe having a crisis but the more I'd try to pry, there more I'd get pushed away. What the hell is so enticing about this lifestyle?

Him. He was once your closest friend. Not 'they'. 'They' is primarily a plural pronoun, but sometimes a singular pronoun for a person whose sex you don't know, or a hypothetical person whose sex is irrelevant to the hypothetical situation. "Who was in the meeting room last? They left their notepad here".

Troons are popping up everywhere partly because normal people are ceding ground by using the language of and framing the debate in trans-ideology terms. Don't do it. It is not kind and it is not good.

 

[Hepativore]

I saw a pooner working at a gas station yesterday and at a different gas station the day before. Both of them looked like carbon copies of each other, except one had blue hair and one had green hair, They both had the same "SJW" haircut with one side of the head shaved and the remaining hair combed over. They both had "He/Him" on their nametags but they both looked and sounded obviously-female.

I have been seeing a lot of pooners all over town, lately, and they have been taking over the retail stores in terms of the employees.

I think there is a secret cloning facility nearby that is pumping these things out.