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Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Kurt (Uncivil Law) did another cooking stream. If you want to learn how to NOT cook eggs, this is the stream for you. He burns the eggs because he just let them sit in the pan while he cuts up cheese. He then says he burnt them, tosses them out and starts again. He puts no butter, oil or grease in the pan, just throws the eggs in with cheese already in it. He gets raw egg slung around his kitchen and salt and pepper all over the stove.
After the eggs he decides to toast some bread, so while his eggs get cold his bread toasts. Then he tops the eggs with more cheese and puts a stick of butter on the toast. The result:

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Kurt needs to ask the balldo about getting a butter dish. Somehow I'm not surprised that he is overweight, he's a man that has never missed a meal.
 
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Chirping Smoke Detector said:
Kurt (Uncivil Law) did another cooking stream. If you want to learn how to NOT cook eggs, this is the stream for you. He burns the eggs because he just let them sit in the pan while he cuts up cheese. He then says he burnt them, tosses them out and starts again. He puts no butter, oil or grease in the pan, just throws the eggs in with cheese already in it. He gets raw egg slung around his kitchen and salt and pepper all over the stove.
After the eggs he decides to toast some bread, so while his eggs get cold his bread toasts. Then he tops the eggs with more cheese and puts a stick of butter on the toast. The result:

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The stream:


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Kurt! WHAT IS THIS!?

KURT!?

You butter the pan FIRST KURT!

Still better than Nick's pre-boiled Eggs.
 
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Surprised there hasn't been a post here since the Happening, but I suppose this thread doesn't get much attention in general.

I'm curious about where all the figures of LawTube currently stand on Nick Rekieta and his criminal degeneracy. Some have gotten plenty of attention in Nick's thread, but others seem absent. My first thought was that they could be sorted into pro and anti-Nick categories, but that would be a disservice to the range of feelings they could have about different aspects of him, especially when it comes to the important distinction between moral and legal grounds.

Below are just some names of LawTube that come to my mind and what I vaguely know about their disposition towards Nick. This is just from my memory and may not necessarily be correct, certainly not complete.
  • Sean Martin (Potentially Criminal) - Spoken a lot about Nick, very much against him both legally and morally.
  • Kurt Mueller (Uncivil Law) - Friend of Nick who still occasionally streams with him. Admitted to resentment towards the pastor for (mandatory) reporting on his friend.
  • Robert Barnes - Came up with the legal defense for Nick that the raid on his home is unconstitutional.
  • Andrew Esquire (Legal Mindset) - Appears to second Barnes' legal theory.
  • Alina "Alyte" Mazeika (Legal Bytes) - Fell out with Nick a long time ago.
  • Richard Hoeg (Hoeg Law) - Fell out with Nick a long time ago.
  • David Freiheit (Viva Frei)
  • Andrew Branca (Law of Self Defense)
  • Nate Broady (Nate the Lawyer)
  • Joe Nierman (Good Lawgic)
Technically not lawyers, but in Nick's social circle regardless:
  • Aaron Imholte - Nick's polycule fuckbuddy who bailed a couple of months ago. Telling all, very much against Nick both legally and criminally while expressing remorse for his ow involvement, but appears to still simp for Nick's wife Kayla.
  • Megan Fox - Blames Kiwi Farms for Nick's downslide.
  • Matthew Lewis (ThatUmbrellaGuy)
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Damn Chuck McGill really let himself go

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"Ladies, free pizza casserolle. We'll have a nice COCKtail" (0:41 shows the rope he'll use to tie them up after they pass out from the cocktail). Gross mookbong while rambling about "offer doesn't apply if you're underage or out of state" but then "I'll have to check AoC laws in Texas"

Gee Kurt, I wonder why boyfriend free girls won't suck you your penis
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
"Ladies, free pizza casserolle. We'll have a nice COCKtail" (0:41 shows the rope he'll use to tie them up after they pass out from the cocktail). Gross mookbong while rambling about "offer doesn't apply if you're underage or out of state" but then "I'll have to check AoC laws in Texas"

Gee Kurt, I wonder why boyfriend free girls won't suck you your penis
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Gawd damn, the quote is bad enough but that creepy look in the camera as he lawyers his way around age of consent laws is truly disgusting.
 
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Barnes and Sean engaging in PVP over the Rekieta search warrant. (tweet)
 
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Christ Lawtube, we are just going to ignore 5 children winding up to church emaciated and one being 16 and multiple reports from church goers and teachers, seemingly all educated people but no unconstitutional! REEEEEEEEEEE the huy on Kino and Nate seem the only sane ones. Megun Fox just wants to outright get fucked by Nick.
 
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In the words of Kino.......... LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!

Also for documentation, Nate called out all the dumb lawtube motherfuckers - lookin' at you Viva & Barnes - who didn't have the warrant affidavit yet. Putting this here for documentation.

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Just making sure this is here for posterity.
 
Kurt went trough the five stages of grief within the last couple days. Honestly, that fat retard is on the spectrum and didn't want to believe his online friend was a monster. Unless he's a real good actor you can see how hard the betrayal hit him on that last stream. He's going to need an extra large bottle of cream for the upcoming butthurt.
 
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Kino Dogmeat said:
Kurt went trough the five stages of grief within the last couple days. Honestly, that fat retard is on the spectrum and didn't want to believe his online friend was a monster. Unless he's a real good actor you can see how hard the betrayal hit him on that last stream. He's going to need an extra large bottle of cream for the upcoming butthurt.
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Kurt saying something along the lines of "I didn't see the pattern and had to have it pointed out to me and now I see it" was both hilarious and sad at the same time.

You can do it Kurt! You can find your boyfriend free gal! Just don't show her any cooking videos.
 
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I'm glad to see Kurt changed his mind after the search warrant dropped, but part of me believes he did it because of the absolute beating he's been taking here and everywhere else. He seems too sensitive to regularly check up here but I'm sure it gets back to him when he's being talked about.
 
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Sean of Potentially Criminal had Nate the Lawyer on to discuss Nick's warrant. Nate agrees with the obvious take, that given the observable decline of Nick on his streams mixed with the mandatory reporting from the church/school, that the warrant is very strong and that Nick's going to have a hard time picking at it.

What I find interesting is that while he isn't defending Nick per se he still did not outright condemn him, and tbh I was a little disappointed that he kind of glossed over the state of the children. I get wanting to do a purely legalistic take on the situation, but if you're going to wish Nick well and hope he gets a good result in the case, then the least you can do is call the fucker out for starving his children. Bit of a fucking L from the based black lawyer if you ask me.


Kurt's currently on with him so I'll update the post if anything interesting comes up, and I'll try and get a stream archive up as well but my Internet's shitting the bed a bit so that might not happen,
 
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