Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kulee Baba]

My respect for NateTheLawyer went through the roof. Dabbing on Barnes and Viva hard.

The moral of the story is if you’re looking for Indie Superhero Comics or Lawtube commentaries support Black Owned Businesses.

Like seriously Barnes is arguing as if he is Nick’s attorney. Which fair enough a defense lawyer’s job is to argue on behalf of the worst people on earth. It’s totally undone by Nate’s analysis which just goes to show how red handed Nick is and unless he’s cartoonishly stupid will just take a plea deal winding up with some probation and maybe community service.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nate is shitting all over Barnes and his retarded lolbert opinions.
Nice to see one of these LawTube grifters actually knows what he's talking about and isn't afraid to tell the truth about Lord Balldo.

It was also refreshing to hear a lawtuber say "We haven't seen the search warrant yet." I think Sean is the only other one who has also said this.
All the balldo washers are going to eat shit if it turns out that the sheriff's office did their fucking job and firmly established probable cause.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She's been Balldoed. You can get her detoxed and off the coke. But she's been turned out by the Balldoman


I am quite confident it was Nick Rekieta's idea. I thought that at the time. It would be a decent question to ask Aaron now.

Good point, I didn't even think of that angle.

I believe it, though.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Any lawyer is going to tell you that being legally "not guilty" does not mean "innocent" and that dropped charges does not mean that person is innocent. Prior to the Rekieta "Cocaine Blues" Event Horizon, every single Lawtuber would've told you that. I would have put money on it.

But if these charges get dropped, this goes to trial and Nick and Co. get "not guilty," or Nick pleads "no contest" like the Ralphamale they are 100% going to magically change their position on this and pretend that it's proof Rackets has never done a single line of coke ever.

 

[Retink Retunk]

What am I watching?

A horror movie in under a minute?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Imagine getting bricked up over some coke head that's been passed around between Nick and Aaron. Absolutely haram.

Look here, listen: if that coked out cumsock needs a man to set her straight, I have ways and means to do so. I’ll even slice her vocal cords so she won’t bark so loudly. It’ll make it easier to find her forever home.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Like seriously Barnes is arguing as if he is Nick’s attorney.

Barnes may actually be hoping to be Nick's attorney. He's certified in Minnesota and has portrayed himself knowing everything about Minnesota since the '20 election.

 

[Mikoyan]

Coomalot is surprisingly not noseguarding, talking about how Nick needs to want help and how he's frustrated by Nick's lack of accountability.

Edit: he's also talking about how Nick believes flattery from strippers lmao

It's surprising and refreshing.

And I think the major factor there is he's been affected by substance abuse in his family.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

how long till nick wishes vic a million va works and is he giving him a shower call right now?

I know this is really gay, but part of me wants Vic to respond to Nick with the Ed Elric voice about equivalent exchange and how he traded his life and soul for a toy to fix his broke dick

 

[200MB]

Camelot just spilled that Nick was addicted to prostitutes.

EDIT:

 

[Strix454]

Why they broke the door down is anyone's guess.

If they had a warrant to enter the premises and the residents (including Nick) refused to cooperate. If they come to the door, present a warrant, your kid/wife refuse to open the door and you throw the warrant on the ground, they are going to enter the property any way they have to.

 

[RotPockets]

As Null said, we should be keeping a list of everyone who is in the defense squad right now. This is everyone I know for sure/ what they have said. I’ll add links as I grab them, but let me know if I missed anyone.

This dude is an enthusiastic Dick Licker. His entire feed is just regurgitating every talking point JuJu the Cow has.

https://x.com/coolhandjames0/status/1794888944150339750

https://archive.ph/wQBZf

Melonie Mac is debasing herself nose-guarding for a degenerate cum soaked blasphemer.

https://x.com/meloniemac/status/1795172802506485859

https://archive.ph/eEosn

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

But after he was arrested, Nick lost all the leverage he might have had over Aaron. Now, Nick cannot just sue him for defamation or whatever else Aaron might have been scared of, because Nick would need to divulge information which could easily land him in prison for 20+ years.

This is actually a great point. Nick the narc couldn't stop himself from boasting about anything ever, even Ws that never existed. Fucking Aaron's wife as he did Kayla? Yeah, he very likely did just that, and not even just once. Aaron probably is keeping it in because he knows it would just make him look like an even bigger cuck, saying it would be TMI and a self-own.

Now, the loudmouthed wannabe-lawyer needs to be tight-lipped. I don't know how much Aaron is still secretly seething, but it probably doesn't hold a candle to how much Nick is seething right now - he probably gave himself another black eye!

The odds aren't great on that! Yeah, Nick is probably self-harming like crazy to keep it in. Ever so slightly sad to think about when you realise that inside Nick there's a wounded child, same as every narcissist. But I don't think it'll be enough, I do believe we'll get some sort of content... Time will tell whether it'll just be another hilarious Appealstream or waking up to Nick having taken the cowardly Lowtax's way out one day.

Mr Harris (love your book by the way)

Thank you, I put my heart and soul into every single line of "DEATH sentences". It's great to see that real NIGGERs still exist. Together we'll defeat the evil white men and the snivelling gooks, and then we'll fuck all of the Aryan women like kangs.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Coomalot is surprisingly not noseguarding, talking about how Nick needs to want help and how he's frustrated by Nick's lack of accountability.

Edit: he's also talking about how Nick believes flattery from strippers lmao

Coomalot has always been a pure unfiltered grifter, he will turn coats and change his tune and content to whatever gives him clout and money, remember that he inserted now himself on the timcast shit and will try become "le bin racing chad of the right wing", just wait until the politically motivated crowd learns about his degeneracy.
but on the other side, these are the same people that believe Ian Miles Cheong is a bastion of right wing free speech lmao

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Didn’t her boy toy also create the “self-esteem” movement as well? That whole situation was crazy and weird.

OK, I'm going to stand up for Nathaniel Braden's The Six Pillars of Self-Esteem. It's a pretty hardass approach to getting a spine and healthy sense of self. I can't speak to whatever was taken forward from it or however it was taken forward. My vibe from him is that he was kind of a crud*, and I wouldn't be surprised if he monetized things in a cringe way. And I recommend reading it but ignoring his personality. But it (the book) breaks down things you should be monitoring and managing in terms of how you manage and assert yourself in life if you've ever had shit boundaries.

* and yes, as he revealed in the book, the situation sounds messed up. He sounds like he was messed up. Rand sounds like she was messed up. Not "good" people, no question. But the breakdown of the "pillars" is great.

Nate is shitting all over Barnes and his retarded lolbert opinions.
Nice to see one of these LawTube grifters actually knows what he's talking about and isn't afraid to tell the truth about Lord Balldo.

God, yes, finally some sense.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

The amount of hate black men get in the sektur, they sure as he'll got alot more sense than most of their counterparts. Nate calling out Barnes is hilarious.

 

[Potatoherder]

One thing to remember is Barnes was completely incorrect about Rittenhouse during the trial. He went full doom and gloom. Claimed many times Kyle was going to get convicted without his help.

 

[Quint]

Barnes knows the family is flush with shekels..

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Camelot just spilled that Nick was addicted to prostitutes.

EDIT:
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Link to the channel? Also, any trannies?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Any lawyer is going to tell you that being legally "not guilty" does not mean "innocent" and that dropped charges does not mean that person is innocent. Prior to the Rekieta "Cocaine Blues" Event Horizon, every single Lawtuber would've told you that. I would have put money on it.

But if these charges get dropped, this goes to trial and Nick and Co. get "not guilty," or Nick pleads "no contest" like the Ralphamale they are 100% going to magically change their position on this and pretend that it's proof Rackets has never done a single line of coke ever.

Lawtube in 2022 - lawyers that did cozy YouTube streams, were amusing and talked about law stuff
Lawtube in 2024 - defending a coke head child abuser

Whew.

Barnes may actually be hoping to be Nick's attorney. He's certified in Minnesota and has portrayed himself knowing everything about Minnesota since the '20 election.

DUI Guy posted on X saying he would be happy to represent Nick. LOL