Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CoomerTine]

Oh for the love of god

Is that glue uncivil is using?

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1795260835528581411?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Fapcop]

Listening to coomalot’s stream. Surprisingly based take. At least he’s not sweeping or balldo gagging.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I think with the gun and drug charges, Rackets is blacker than Drex and Bibble combined

Crackets certainly wasn’t kidding when he told Eric July he was more 'hood than July

 

[Fernando Tatis MVP]

Maybe Rackets' real addiction was stupid internet clout farming all along

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Camelot said Nick once told him a great way to lose weight was to do cocaine all day and eat a bowl of ramen for dinner. I don't know who else Nick suggested Cocaine to, but he probably doesn't want them talking about right now.

Considering there's a clip of Ethan Van Sciver wanting Cocaine and talking to Nick about it. One could assume why he had so much to begin with.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Is it reasonable to assume that the local police are aware that the Rekietas are at least somewhat "high profile" and would therefore want to handle this as professionally as possible? There's no way the pastor's report is the only one that's ever been made. They have to know.

 

[DuranceVile]

Camelot got a superchat asking how he could just not say anything knowing Rekieta had a side piece for months and had kids. "Uh, yeah. What do kids got to do with it?"

Real stand up guy.

 

[Captain Manning]

Considering there's a clip of Ethan Van Sciver wanting Cocaine and talking to Nick about it. One could assume why he had so much to begin with.

Wait... WHAT?!

Post that shit here please.

 

[3MMA]

What he's doing is sidling back up to Camelot after he discarded him previously. It's because he at least knows he's got few friends left and Camelot is likely gullible enough to believe he's trying to genuinely be friends again.

Nick is reminding Coomalot that HE’S WATCHING HIM. Better watch what he says or Balldo will get big mad.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Nick is reminding Coomalot that HE’S WATCHING HIM. Better watch what he says or Balldo will get big mad.

I love the idea that people are afraid of getting balldo mad because other wise they get shower texted to oblivion

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Melonie Mac is debasing herself nose-guarding for a degenerate cum soaked blasphemer.

Oh God I'm so happy to see the judgmental Christianity make a comeback. Too long have I suffered the "come as you are! We're all sinners in the eyes of God!" Fair weather faggots. No, the Church should use religion as a cudgel to brutalize degenerates back in line with conservative societal norms. Don't wear the jersey if you aren't on the fucking team.

 

[Stupor Mario]

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Wild balldo in the Coomalot chat

Nicky is in heaven right now. Everybody is talking about him and he has no child responsibilities to distract him. His sociopathic heart must be so full of joy.

 

[Two by Four]

Leaked footage from the Rackets' home security system shows Kayla's reaction to Nick's mental decline and latest stream notes.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Have we figured out how the hell someone got the mandatory reporter report? That still seems hella sus imo.

 

[PhoBingas]

Crackets certainly wasn’t kidding when he told Eric July he was more 'hood than July

If him and the collective wife split, he'll hands down be blacker. Gun and drug charges with kids he's not supporting. Get that nigga a 40 of Olde English and a pack of Newports!

 

[Pelican Bones]

Have we figured out how the hell someone got the mandatory reporter report? That still seems hella sus imo.

@AnOminous Would this be in the paperwork that April got? I think that's the most likely vector.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Camelot said Nick once told him a great way to lose weight was to do cocaine all day and eat a bowl of ramen for dinner. I don't know who else Nick suggested Cocaine to, but he probably doesn't want them talking about right now.

Oof, carbs are bad for you.

 

[Alabama Man]

Have we figured out how the hell someone got the mandatory reporter report? That still seems hella sus imo.

My guess is someone either A. tricked a cop or a clerk into showing them the paperwork, B. it was a cop or a clerk that leaked it, or C. someone went as an observer, and the paperwork was out in the open

 

[Captain Manning]

So, it would certainly appear that Nick is hitting up all the enablers. First Masterson, and now gifting subs to Coomy.

Prognosis: Dire.

Can't say I'm surprised though.

EDIT TO ADD: Also, calling EVS.

 

[House Cat]

EVS just said he's talked with Nick and he said he got his black eye from falling.

Also says Nick was trying to look like Nicholas Cage in ""Raising Arizona." Also told EVS he isn't addicted and what everyone is saying is wrong about him.

Glad this is all a funny joke Nick!

EDIT: The "Raising Arizona" mugshot looks nothing like his.......

Spoiler: Nicholas Cage Mugshot