Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nate Higgers]

Watching Sean (Potentially criminal) snipe and react to this... 26 grams of cope... Felony possession of cope.

Is he? I looked him up and he’s not live

 

[DuranceVile]

Watching Sean (Potentially criminal) snipe and react to this... 26 grams of cope... Felony possession of cope.

Link?

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Is he? I looked him up and he’s not live

On Locals: https://potentiallycriminal.locals.com/upost/5682881/potentially-monday-5-27-24

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

You shouldn’t even be invested in a celebrity in the first place, just enjoy the show without swallowing the guy’s load.

A lot of people need this advice, especially zoomers. Parasocial behaviour has basically become endemic thanks to social media.

People who go around nose-guarding him should be ashamed. Christians/Conservatives who idealised him as a role model should be embarrassed.

A lot of the noseguarders are fellow youtubers, so their capacity for shame is limited (if it even exists). Conservatism in general is a joke - it's an ideology whose central tenet is "whatever you do, don't use state power against your enemies, even if they use it against you." Conservatives are embarrassing, period.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

He also has to clean up the shit hole so he and his simps can pretend it's been clean the whole time.

Jannies unite

That would've required Nick to be able to get erect.

pushing rope into his own eye socket

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Hm a notorious liar got a bruise from 'falling' very conveniently only around the eye area that otherwise would look suspiciously look like he got decked for being a faggot.

Or maybe he whacked his head too hard for not being a good enough lawyer.

I still firmly believe the black eye is from his oldest laying down the Hand of God on his old man.

If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.

 

[Young_Griff]

As a Conservatively minded person I hate that your observation of Consveratism is accurate.

Edit: Replying to N1bbaN3rd (No idea why it didnt link)

 

[Alter Ego]

Would it be better if the Lawtube Noseguards are tracked in their own thread? I've seen like four or five separate posts here with lists in works in this thread already.

Yes, we do have a Lawtube thread, but it hasn't gotten much activity nowadays, none at all since Nick's arrest until I made a post earlier today:

Surprised there hasn't been a post here since the Happening, but I suppose this thread doesn't get much attention in general.

I'm curious about where all the figures of LawTube currently stand on Nick Rekieta and his criminal degeneracy. Some have gotten plenty of attention in Nick's thread, but others seem absent. My first thought was that they could be sorted into pro and anti-Nick categories, but that would be a disservice to the range of feelings they could have about different aspects of him, especially when it comes to the important distinction between moral and legal grounds.

Below are just some names of LawTube that come to my mind and what I vaguely know about their disposition towards Nick. This is just from my memory and may not necessarily be correct, certainly not complete.

• Sean Martin (Potentially Criminal) - Spoken a lot about Nick, very much against him both legally and morally.
• Kurt Mueller (Uncivil Law) - Friend of Nick who still occasionally streams with him. Admitted to resentment towards the pastor for (mandatory) reporting on his friend.
• Robert Barnes - Came up with the legal defense for Nick that the raid on his home is unconstitutional.
• Andrew Esquire (Legal Mindset) - Appears to second Barnes' legal theory.
• Alina "Alyte" Mazeika (Legal Bytes) - Fell out with Nick a long time ago.
• Richard Hoeg (Hoeg Law) - Fell out with Nick a long time ago.
• David Freiheit (Viva Frei)
• Andrew Branca (Law of Self Defense)
• Nate Broady (Nate the Lawyer)
• Joe Nierman (Good Lawgic)

Technically not lawyers, but in Nick's social circle regardless:

• Aaron Imholte - Nick's polycule fuckbuddy who bailed a couple of months ago. Telling all, very much against Nick both legally and criminally while expressing remorse for his ow involvement, but appears to still simp for Nick's wife Kayla.
• Megan Fox - Blames Kiwi Farms for Nick's downslide.
• Matthew Lewis (ThatUmbrellaGuy)

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Also told EVS he isn't addicted and what everyone is saying is wrong about him.

Glad this is all a funny joke Nick!

Nick thought that having 25g+ and neglecting their children would be a funny joke!. You know because it would be FUNNY and/or maybe WEIRD. But he doesn't have a problem, and I believe him you know why? Because he NEVER lies.

Balldoman is going to stream soon, and he is going to fuck up in many ways I'm sure of it.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.

Have you seen Nick? He couldn't give an infant a black eye with those scrawny arms

 

[Captain Manning]

Umbrella Guy is saying this is not good at he could be looking at 4-5 years if he doesn't plea (per his experience in working with drug addicts and CPS cases).

That's all good and fine.

Meanwhile, he's posting his usual clickbaity titled videos, which now indulge in Barnes's deep state conspiracy theory horseshit, which I'm sure Nick will see and further fuel his delusions that he is untouchable, doesn't have a problem, and should fight this all the way to the intergalactic high court.

Grifters gonna grift. Fuck TUG.

 

[Stupor Mario]

EVS just said he's talked with Nick and he said he got his black eye from falling.

Also says Nick was trying to look like Nicholas Cage in ""Raising Arizona." Also told EVS he isn't addicted and what everyone is saying is wrong about him.

Glad this is all a funny joke Nick!

Everything is funny to him, because Rickey Rackets is like the Joker. But, based on his favorite drug of choice, I think we should dub him The Coker.

 

[trash cat]

Nate is crushing barnes.

Barnes is an blowhard idiot, but Nate is fucking dumb. He's a government ballwasher like most former prosecutors.

I hope all every last one of these lawtube niggerfaggots die in a fire. I don't care what they are saying after the fact

None of them have any principles.

They are all opportunistic parasites. Every last one of them Balldo-washed limp-dick-Nick at one time or another.

All of them could have intervened for the sake of their "friend's" family and children, but none of them did shit.

 

[RussianParasite]

If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.

I know this sounds absurd to people, but a close friend of mine used to beat the shit out of himself because he refused to acknowledge that he was attracted to men. He didn’t know how to deal with it, coming from a conservative background that he was super proud of. He’s since come out and is doing well.

My point is that this sounds retarded because it is, but beating yourself up (literally) is not new or unique to someone like Nick. I don’t think Nick is gay, but he is for sure a faggot.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Barnes is an blowhard idiot, but Nate is fucking dumb. He's a government ballwasher like most former prosecutors

He was also a defense attorney, lmfao.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Nate just ended his stream and wow. He decimated Barnes analysis and for that matter the rest of Lawtube. He was even super generous to Balldo,and in conclusion he echoed the same sentiment that most of have here. Balldo needs to sober the fuck up and get help. Once again another black man being the most rational in the sektur

 

[Not Who You Think]

Camelot just spilled that Nick was addicted to prostitutes.

EDIT:
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Camelot Hookers and Drugs Slip:

EDIT: He mentions it earlier too as an addiction (thanks @Balldo's Gate!)

 

[Fleetwood]

Grifters gonna grift. Fuck TUG.

https://youtu.be/Sahfwuk-dIw

Speaking of, he's grifting with Coomerlot and fat EVS

 

[Sewer Rat]

Nate just ended his stream and wow. He decimated Barnes analysis and for that matter the rest of Lawtube. He was even super generous to Balldo,and in conclusion he echoed the same sentiment that most of have here. Balldo needs to sober the fuck up and get help. Once again another black man being the most rational in the sektur

funny how none of them addresses the fact that Nick is going around online being his usual asshole self, not repenting at all, so nothing will change, except the fact he can't see his kids

 

[Raspy]

If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.

It sounds dumb but when I was at the depths of my own alcoholism it started being a thing for me too. I never really had a thing for self harm but when I was near hitting bottom the fear and the shame was almost overwhelming especially late at night alone in bed.

There were a few times where hitting or other self harming behaviors became a thing.

Thankfully for me it did not last long nor any permanent harm before I got sober but I can absolutely attest this is a thing for some people