Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

https://youtu.be/Sahfwuk-dIw

Speaking of, he's grifting with Coomerlot and fat EVS

Yeah, I was responding to somebody giving a summary of it. He's admitting in that stream that it looks bad for Nick, but then also putting out videos with titles like "THE WARRANT MIGHT BE INVALID?!?" or whatever.

You know, typical fucking TUG bullshit. Whatever earns a buck. Even if it's logically or morally inconsistent with something else he's doing. He's shameless.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The Right wing lawfags make me legit mad at humanity, they pontificate good wholesome Christian values yet when an AR under a bed in a drug house. As described as them waking up and drinking and doing coke A OK. We all now know how these fuckers operate in the shadows. p.s. Why do so many of the Noseguard legit look like closeted homosexuals?

 

[zyclonPD]

EVS and Tug are rewriting history currently.

It was not just a "simple wellness check." It was a search warrant for the residence based on alleged/presented evidence. You niggers.

I hope they realize rewriting history only works for their retard YouTube fan base, it doesn't work in a courtroom.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

If that's true, then that's more than all his lawtube buddies seemed to do. If they had, they would have surely told us.

Wow, did not expect that. Still skeptical. It's easy to say you were going to do something after it's too late.

The Right wing lawfags make me legit mad at humanity, they pontificate good wholesome Christian values yet when an AR under a bed in a drug house. As described as them waking up and drinking and doing coke A OK. We all now know how these fuckers operate in the shadows. p.s. Why do so many of the Noseguard legit look like closeted homosexuals?

You'd think, being right wing grifters on YT, would give a damn about gun safety and responsibility. They should call him a fucking idiot just for that one fuck up alone.

My small little circle of gun friends are really fucking anal about gun responsibility stuff, and that's how it's supposed to be.

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Kurt must be DOWN BAD for clout if he's sucking rekieta off this hard AFTER he totally embarrassed him with that last stream they did together.

He has a cache of terrible stream moments he doesn't realize will start trending if he keeps interjecting himself in this... The icy hot moment is just the tip of the iceberg

 

[documentarian]

Kurt must be DOWN BAD for clout if he's sucking rekieta off this hard AFTER he totally embarrassed him with that last stream they did together.

Kurt's ability to stick through shame and embarrassment is top tier. If anyone saw his dating profile video he made a couple years back, they would know this guy has super autism powers that completely deflect any and all social understandings regarding pure humiliation. He will last the longest out of all the lawtubers...if the diabeteetus doesn't get him first.

 

[Chazzed Up]

May sound outlandish on the surface, but if he offs himself before the hearing, then he cannot face the consequences, and the story will be that he's a poor poor man that got bullied into taking his own life, rather than him being a junkie abusive man.

Makes you think. Not out of the question.

He will never off himself unless it was because he was going to prison forever which obviously isn't something that would happen. His ego will actually enjoy the negative attention. That is why he's addicted to reading this thread. Much like any drug it only causes the problems in his life to worsen, but he can't stop.

 

[zimzam88]

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

WE WERE TOTALLY GOING TO INTERVENE ANY DAY AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED!

lmao yeah right

 

[Banks Davenport]

He has a cache of terrible stream moments he doesn't realize will start trending if he keeps interjecting himself in this... The icy hot moment is just the tip of the iceberg

I just can't imagine that some poor soul would comb through Kurt's sleep-inducing streams to catalog them all.

 

[Young_Griff]

If

That's all good and fine.

Meanwhile, he's posting his usual clickbaity titled videos, which now indulge in Barnes's deep state conspiracy theory horseshit, which I'm sure Nick will see and further fuel his delusions that he is untouchable, doesn't have a problem, and should fight this all the way to the intergalactic high court.

Grifters gonna grift. Fuck TUG.

If TUG and co posting horseshit Conspiracy videos leads to Nick becoming more delusional and inevitably spiralling further.... you know what.... I'm here for it.

Keep going noseguards, convince the Balldo king it is indeed wise to fight these charges and refuse a plea deal. Do it.

 

[Young_Griff]

Barnes is an blowhard idiot, but Nate is fucking dumb. He's a government ballwasher like most former prosecutors.

I hope all every last one of these lawtube niggerfaggots die in a fire. I don't care what they are saying after the fact

None of them have any principles.

They are all opportunistic parasites. Every last one of them Balldo-washed limp-dick-Nick at one time or another.

All of them could have intervened for the sake of their "friend's" family and children, but none of them did shit.

Potentially Criminal is a real one, but I agree, I wish 26 million grams of coke on the rest.

 

[kokokrunch123]

>mfw the kandiyohi county commandos try to black bag me and force me to tell them my secret balldo techniques

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The won't catch me outside my castle slipping like American Patriot Nicholas R. Rekieta.

how would kandiyohi county commandos react if you say:

"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... Bitch!”
(this is breaking bald0, anyway.)​

 

[Brian Oblivion]

They're going to keep pumping Nick's tires on this unconstitutional search issue up to and most likely including financially supporting some unhinged lolbertarian appellate shenanigans. They're afraid to live in an online lawtube world without him. The ironic part is that not only will this cause Nick's downfall, it will also probably destroy their credibility as well.

 

[JackoVerde]

Potentially Criminal is a real one, but I agree, I wish 26 million grams of coke on the rest.

26 million grams of cocaine. Hoky fuck Scarface.
I know it’s mocking the hope you make a million dollars meme.

 

[RotPockets]

EVS and Tug are rewriting history currently.

It was not just a "simple wellness check." It was a search warrant for the residence based on alleged/presented evidence. You niggers.

EVS vs TUG
The Battle of Who Sounds the Most like a Child Pornographer. The both fucking ooze sleaze.

 

[kokokrunch123]

A true and honest lawyer always has his priorities right!

Perhaps he'll get his law career back on track, offering his services to nignogs for a hit of cocaine.

I mean he loves nignogs, so this may have been his master plan all along!

sorry. I think it's nick's wife who loves nignogs (or at least getting railed by them.)

 

[Retink Retunk]

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

I bet they were planning a long binge weekend of drugs and homosexuality but now claim it's an intervention to save face.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

He will never off himself unless it was because he was going to prison forever which obviously isn't something that would happen. His ego will actually enjoy the negative attention. That is why he's addicted to reading this thread. Much like any drug it only causes the problems in his life to worsen, but he can't stop.

The ultimate lurker

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806

 

[Schpoots]

Barnes was blown out of the water so thoroughly that he looks like a straight up liar. I wonder if he's trying to get Nick to hire him by being such a suck up.