Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police. This is directly after discussion about the pastor's mandatory reporting requirement. And around and around we go. And around and around we go.

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[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

Barnes: IT’S CALLED UP ON A HUNCH OF SOME HILLBILLY PREACHER. IT’S BULLSHIT. FREE NICK!!!!!

Lady Cracktits in Church during a Baptism:

 

[Not A Bug]

<SNIP>

He's an effeminate man. There are some straight effeminate men, though they are very rare.

He is most definitely NOT gay. Verified chad in fact.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I get the impression that he is a lying liar and saying whatever he thinks makes him look good. Now that he's doing his good will tour and getting shit for not saying anything to help the kids he's saying "you're right, you're right, I'm a massive piece of shit and I'll work with the cops". At first he didn't want to come off as a narc, but know it will make him look good to do it.

Or I don't know maybe he didn't.

I do believe him about a lot of what went on in that house. I think he could have made much more explosive claims and actually had people still believe him. When I listen to him talk I just filter out all the asides about his supposed moral reservations and romance with Kayla. It was almost certainly the nonsexual/emotional interactions between them that really caused Aaron to get pushed out by Nick, who probably genuinely couldn't understand why crumbs of attention were making Kayla happier than she was with him.

I think Aaron much more likely was pushed out than leaving because of some moral awakening, though there could be some truth to the fact that the drug use encroaching into his home could've put him at risk to lose access to his kids and he decided keeping a coked out April wasn't worth that.

 

[Bloodthirsty Nosenigger]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police. This is directly after discussion about the pastor's mandatory reporting requirement. And around and around we go. And around and around we go.

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Well, what could he be contemplating that a shrink would have to report?
He's too fat and slow for a stabbing spree, too old to be a school shooter, and gives off too many red flags to successfully murder hookers.

 

[Horus]

I think it might be hemorroid cream

Hemorrhoid cream has a bit of a longer nozzle so it can be inserted a bit and really let the soothing relief be applied after spending 55 hours in a poor quality office chair working a job with ulcer inducing stress levels....at least that's what I have read.

 

[Shittus Maximus II]

If that's the case, I wonder why Aaron said that he "didn't pull the trigger" when it came to alerting authorities about all the nonsense. If he's on his "I washed my hands of this shit, I'm the good guy now" narrative, and he actually did talk to the police about what was happening, why would he lie about that and say he actually didn't?

I wonder why a man who continually confessed to taking molly and coke but never fucking in the group would not call the authorities when one of the charges involved possible child abuse and is now broadcasting himself as the good person in the group...

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Well, what could he be contemplating that a shrink would have to report?
He's too fat and slow for a stabbing spree, too old to be a school shooter, and gives off too many red flags to successfully murder hookers.

Serious thoughts of self-harm, more than likely

 

[Sewer Rat]

Barnes: IT’S CALLED UP ON A HUNCH OF SOME HILLBILLY PREACHER. IT’S BULLSHIT. FREE NICK!!!!!

Lady Cracktits in Church during a Baptism:
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that picture reminds me of that videogame drama Null mentioned on MATI about a monster being voiced by a tranny without knowing how the character looked like, just to end up being a horrible amorphous monster that abused women and threw white goo at them, lol

 

[RotPockets]

Hemorrhoid cream has a bit of a longer nozzle so it can be inserted a bit and really let the soothing relief be applied after spending 55 hours in a poor quality office chair working a job with ulcer inducing stress levels....at least that's what I have read.

It’s lidocaine to soothe his torn anus from hours of vigorous gay butt fucking.

 

[Stupor Mario]

All they knew for sure was that Nick and Kayla physically looked terrible, and Nick smelled of alcohol. I'm sure they suspected the marriage was in trouble and tried to fish for information about infidelity, but they got nothing, hence the "Scandinavian prudes" rants. All they could do was kick Nick from his teaching spot, because they knew for sure he drank too much.

Everybody who has seen Rickey Rackets stream on YouTube these days has said that he looks like he's dying of cancerAIDS. And we've seen the mugshot of Kayla. It wouldn't take a genius to put together clues about the parents' appearance and behavior plus the appearance and behavior of the kids and figure something really bad was going on. If the Rekieta kids are really into their church, fellow people in the congregation would notice. People would talk. They live in a small town. And it's not like Rackets is being so secretive about his living habits with his online boozathons.

I hope Barnes and his fellow noseguards get roasted alive when the details come out about how the kids were treated and what they were exposed to.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Keep in mind people like Andy Dick and Artie Lange are still alive and well into their 50s. There is a LOT of variability with how much substance abuse a person can take before they die. Yes coke and liquor will kill some people relatively young, if they do it enough. But definitely not everyone and Nick has supposedly not been on coke for that long (I actually believe this as the statement that he has been using coke for 2 years lines up pretty well with the timeline of his overall decay).

Nicks addiction is all part of his comedian LARP
Cokey Lang

 

[Fapcop]

All they knew for sure was that Nick and Kayla physically looked terrible, and Nick smelled of alcohol.

When you get to be a boozehound of Rekieta’s caliber, you don’t just smell like liquor when you’re drunk.

It’s a 24-7 sickly smell of alcohol coming out your pores, your sweat, everywhere. Usually mixed with sweat because you slept in your clothes and your senses are so numb you can’t even smell it yourself.

EVS talked on coomalots stream btw. He talked to Rekieta, who fully believes he’s not addicted. He’s just “having fun.”

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Barnes: IT’S CALLED UP ON A HUNCH OF SOME HILLBILLY PREACHER. IT’S BULLSHIT. FREE NICK!!!!!

Lady Cracktits in Church during a Baptism:
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I am honestly surprised they managed despite all the addiction to drag themselves to church.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police. This is directly after discussion about the pastor's mandatory reporting requirement. And around and around we go. And around and around we go.

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I’m starting to think this fucker is going to have his own thread on PG pretty soon.

 

[SaltyFanta]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

Barnes seems to have the same lawyer brainrot as the rest of lawtube. His first thought is "how do I get this guy out of trouble" and not "should I get this guy out of trouble".

 

[Young_Griff]

I’m starting to think this fucker is going to have his own thread on PG pretty soon.

He's definitely an aspiring lolcow

 

[RotPockets]

When you get to be a boozehound of Rekieta’s caliber, you don’t just smell like liquor when you’re drunk.

It’s a 24-7 sickly smell of alcohol coming out your pores, your sweat, everywhere. Usually mixed with sweat because you slept in your clothes and your senses are so numb you can’t even smell it yourself.

EVS talked on coomalots stream btw. He talked to Rekieta, who fully believes he’s not addicted. He’s just “having fun.”

Forgot who made this but it is all I think of whenever he mentions “fun”.

Wouldn’t mind seeing them remake it for the “cokehead aids faggot” arc of Broke Dick Nick.

 

[Fapcop]

I am honestly surprised they managed despite all the addiction to drag themselves to church.

I’m more wondering if they decided to openly mock both god, their congregation and their marriage by dragging April along.

Imagine the shame the kids felt, as they enter the church they’ve been going their entire life… With a father who stinks like liquor, a mother who’s clearly hopped up on benzos. And dad’s side piece who goes to the bathroom every half an hour, and strokes Nicks thigh during service.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Watching the Nate reaction to the Barnes stream is breaking my brain.
Barnes is just ignoring facts so he can compare PA's raw milk retardation to almost an ounce of cocaine in the same room as unsecured firearms, ammo, and a spent shell(yes I know sometimes they do follow you home) that was all in a house with small children who we have seen Nick angrily scold on stream.

Nick has multiple streams where he is drunk to the point of being erratic. At least one stream where he had cocaine caked on his nose. He is on stream looking back and forth between ceiling cats.