Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Lady Cracktits in Church during a Baptism

Unless she is wearing a camisole under that blouse or dress then it looks like she has the chest of a Holocaust victim. It is hard to tell because it looks like her skin tone but could also be shadowed white.

She literally looks like Mama from Mama.

I should rewatch that.

 

[Space Pope]

What makes you think Kurt is some kind of monster?

Cuck Kurt got this wiped from YouTube with DMCA claims a couple years back. I present this again here as transformative parody of classic video dating and critique of Kurt being an insecure autistic incel.

 

[gang weeder]

I do believe him about a lot of what went on in that house. I think he could have made much more explosive claims and actually had people still believe him. When I listen to him talk I just filter out all the asides about his supposed moral reservations and romance with Kayla. It was almost certainly the nonsexual/emotional interactions between them that really caused Aaron to get pushed out by Nick, who probably genuinely couldn't understand why crumbs of attention were making Kayla happier than she was with him.

I think Aaron much more likely was pushed out than leaving because of some moral awakening, though there could be some truth to the fact that the drug use encroaching into his home could've put him at risk to lose access to his kids and he decided keeping a coked out April wasn't worth that.

He said he didn't like doing coke and only did it a few times. If that's true, he probably just didn't enjoy hanging out with cokeheads while he himself was not using. And of course after the fact he interprets it as moral reservations and him being the better person and this and that. But also, if that story about his 4 year old having a coke bullet next to her on the couch is true, I mean, that probably would set off some alarm bells. It can be true that he's a shitty person overall but also that he still cared enough about his own kids to flip out at something like that.

Anyways, I relate to that part of his story because I experienced something similar in college. All my friends got into smoking weed and turned into gigantic stoners. They would smoke 3-4 times per day, they were high nonstop and rarely did anything else. I tried it a couple times but it really and genuinely was not for me. I was a stupid college kid and I had zero moral reservations about drug use or anything like that, but for whatever reason, my body just does not enjoy the marryjewwanna.

I drifted apart and lost those people as friends pretty quickly not out of any sort of real conflict, but just because it's not fun to hang out with people who are obsessed with weed and talk about/do nothing else, when you yourself aren't using it. Aaron could've had something similar with the coke and mostly stayed around as long as he did because he liked borking Lady Rackets and didn't know when he would get pussy again after cutting them off.

Nicks addiction is all part of his comedian LARP
Cokey Lang

He's speedrunning life as a comedian. He went straight past the parts where the comedian is actually funny and successful and skipped right to being washed-up and addled by addiction.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Serious thoughts of self-harm, more than likely

He should act on them. They're good thoughts.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

When you get to be a boozehound of Rekieta’s caliber, you don’t just smell like liquor when you’re drunk.

It’s a 24-7 sickly smell of alcohol coming out your pores, your sweat, everywhere. Usually mixed with sweat because you slept in your clothes and your senses are so numb you can’t even smell it yourself.

EVS talked on coomalots stream btw. He talked to Rekieta, who fully believes he’s not addicted. He’s just “having fun.”

Oh trust me, I know that smell. That awful stale-sweet-oily perspiration smell that follows them like a cloud and can't be covered by other scents. There are slight differences in the stench whether the person prefers beer, whiskey, rum, or tequila.

It's a godawful stench and no, they can't smell it. I think there might be some normal non-drunks who can't smell it either. I used to work with a terrible drunk and there were a few normal people who couldn't smell it and a few who could. This lady reeked like death every Monday morning and would take "naps" on the break room couch and always had "food poisoning" or "the flu" that lasted until Monday afternoon.

 

[trash cat]

Potentially Criminal is a real one, but I agree, I wish 26 million grams of coke on the rest.

Potentially Criminal is awesome; he's excluded.

I don't really consider him part of lawtube anyway. He's way better then those grifters.

Sean definitely has principles, he thinks for himself, and he supposedly tried to tell Nick he was going off the rails.

I hope Sean delivers everyone presents later this year. I just hope he didn't eat the reindeer.

 

[Sweet Baby Kayla]

Serious thoughts of self-harm, more than likely

I’d say that’s pretty certain. Nick brought him on a stream, maybe around six months ago, and they talked about how Kurt was “getting help” and feeling better. He did seem less morose than usual.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police. This is directly after discussion about the pastor's mandatory reporting requirement. And around and around we go. And around and around we go.

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I'd say Kurt going to a psychiatrist might not help him, but would help the hooker in the basement, however, seeing as she's probably already dead it's a bit of a null point.

 

[Not A Bug]

I can get innocent until proven guilty hard stands.
But goddamn we saw this asshole being guilty with our own eyes for a year+

There's plenty of (seemingly) concerted efforts to erode our republic. There is most definitely selective prosecution and some dark ops shit going on.

This ain't it LOLtube. Nick isn't that important and Spicer isn't D.C. Those "corrupt" Minnesota judges, sheriffs and judges are going to go after a coked up late night sex tuber because he's telling too many truths? F*ck off LOLtubers.

All that said, I have no fundamental problem with grifting off of Nick's situation. "Strike while the iron's hot" and all that. But damn these takes are infuriating.

Let's talk about an ounce of cocaine and unsecured weapons where kids come in an out all the time. Let's talk about the (admittedly "prima facie" at this point) neglect of the children. The outrageous anti-social and most certainly coke fueled shit that got him kicked from a home school co-op.

I hope the affidavit shuts some of these weevils up.

RE: 2A and Homeschool
I am a 2A absolutist but even the history and tradition has citizens being disarmed when dangerously altered or in custody. Guess what Barn Door, both those things have RAS basis.

I have always kept loaded weapons for ready deployment, but when the kids were little, you HAVE to maintain positive control of the readied weapon 24/7. The rest you secure. Now they are all adults and there are multiple readied weapons.

Homeschooling is important, especially given the state of the public education system. But it is a heavy responsibility. And it is child centered, you have to be present and involved. And sometimes you just can't do it. My eldest had that painful decision to make with the grandkids. But they excelled in school.

 

[gang weeder]

When you get to be a boozehound of Rekieta’s caliber, you don’t just smell like liquor when you’re drunk.

It’s a 24-7 sickly smell of alcohol coming out your pores, your sweat, everywhere. Usually mixed with sweat because you slept in your clothes and your senses are so numb you can’t even smell it yourself.

EVS talked on coomalots stream btw. He talked to Rekieta, who fully believes he’s not addicted. He’s just “having fun.”

Well that sounds like he's definitely going to stick to his bail conditions.

 

[Fslur]

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Cuck Kurt got this wiped from YouTube with DMCA claims a couple years back. I present this again here as transformative parody of classic video dating and critique of Kurt being an insecure autistic incel.

Clearly an untapped lol source. Surprised he doesn’t have a thread and interesting to see who is defending Rekieta and not wanting required reports from pastors.

 

[Absurdity]

 

[sum ting wong]

From Coomalots stream. Lmao

 

[Pelican Bones]

Potentially Criminal is awesome; he's excluded.

I don't really consider him part of lawtube anyway. He's way better then those grifters.

Sean definitely has principles, he thinks for himself, and he supposedly tried to tell Nick he was going off the rails.

I hope Sean delivers everyone presents later this year. I just hope he didn't eat the reindeer.

Careful what you say...

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I'd like to make a prediction that Nick is going to say something along the lines about how he's actually happy he doesn't have to deal with kids all day as a cope.

 

[BillyBobJoe]

First i apologize...i forgot who created the original video and image...but i wanted to give them full credit....just thought i would try to update it (badly, but i hope you guys and gals still like it)
When i first saw this...it was right before Nick was arrested ( his stream) and i should have posted this when he got arrested lol
just taking a step back from everything going on online and laughing at Nick. (Kiwi Farms is always right)
I do pray for those kids....Have another drink Nicky Boi you deserve it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

EVS just said he's talked with Nick and he said he got his black eye from falling.

Also says Nick was trying to look like Nicholas Cage in ""Raising Arizona." Also told EVS he isn't addicted and what everyone is saying is wrong about him.

Glad this is all a funny joke Nick!

EDIT: The "Raising Arizona" mugshot looks nothing like his.......

Spoiler: Nicholas Cage Mugshot

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Yeah I've literally treated thousands of people who claim to have fallen and bruised their eye. Not one of them actually fell.9/10 it was somebody gave them the shitkicking they of so royally deserved.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Look I feel bad for his kids and all that, but you would think that you wouldn't need an adult to fix your spaghettios for you at that point. I would make canned ravioli for myself by the time i was like 7-8 years old, not trying to mogg them or whatever.

Or the olders ones could have stepped up and taken care of their younger siblings. Sounds like the Rackets did a shit job raising their kids and didn't teach them a fucking thing.

Watching coomalot, contractually obligated to stream as a reason to continue....was he following his contract before all of this?

I'm betting he just said that because Rekieta popped into his chat as a warning that if he didn't start sweeping he wood be on the receiving end of a Dear John stream.

He was probably getting stuff that had been cut with neutral stuff like talc. Maybe a touch of something else. But he lucked out in not getting stuff with fentanyl. Fentanyl is unbelievably nasty. It's a night mare for EMS because if you touch with bare skin, down you go.

Would fentanyl laced coke make Nick a more entertaining cow.

Most of the time, unless there is an immediate threat, it takes multiple calls by different people to get CPS to act. Government doesn't want to feed and house kids if they don't have too. My assumption is that CPS has had a Rekieta file for a while and the culmination of calls is what caused them to act. I'm assuming Rackets is freaked out about what else is in that file because he probably doesn't genuinely know.

Church workers have a high likelihood to interact with children, they also will have an intimate knowledge of kids families and living situations, which is why they are mandated reporters. Pastor did what he was morally, spiritually and legally required to do. These lawtube fags are idiots.

Nonzero chance the Rekietas have been on the radar for a while. No way the kids have been attending their "pod" regularly since the nanny left.

Hemorrhoid cream has a bit of a longer nozzle so it can be inserted a bit and really let the soothing relief be applied after spending 55 hours in a poor quality office chair working a job with ulcer inducing stress levels....at least that's what I have read.

You need to be in more of a squatting position to get easy access to the area you need to apply the cream for that. They also sell it in a "bullet" form for insertion to deal with the internal kind.

Spoiler: Powerleveling from working jobs that actually require steel toes

Speaking as someone who unloaded deadstack trailers at one point, the "bullet" form is much better for internal roids.

EVS talked on coomalots stream btw. He talked to Rekieta, who fully believes he’s not addicted. He’s just “having fun.”

I look forward to Nick continuing to get on the wrong side of the law and having more "fun" in correctional faculties.

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

DUI Guy posted on X saying he would be happy to represent Nick. LOL

 

[UncleAdolf]

RE: 2A and Homeschool
I am a 2A absolutist but even the history and tradition has citizens being disarmed when dangerously altered or in custody. Guess what Barn Door, both those things have RAS basis.

This is enshrined in the 2A itself. "...well regulated militia" meaning persons of sound mind and body (make what you will of the body part given modern obesity rates), which is why it's been ruled repeatedly that disarming someone with debilitating mental illness, who hasn't actively engaged in criminal activity, is legal. Same goes for drugs and even alcohol in some instances. If you are intoxicated and have a weapon on your person; it can legally be confiscated and your 2A rights can rescinded if they really want to.

Barnes is on his way to becoming the next Lin Wood with these reaches. I hope to God he represents Nick in court.