Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Absurdity]

Nicks Next Nightmare:
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[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

https://x.com/Mister_Yonofui/status/1795150862660092097

at least the memes from this shit show have been funny.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

If what Aaron said is true, that Nick likes to hit himself; there's a real possibility that he might have caused the black eye on himself.

When I first heard this it seemed unbelievable and lawyerly lie to protect someone else. But then I thought about the clip where he forgot the stream was still on and you also see him bite his own lip pretty hard, so it might even be true.

 

[R00T]

balldo lol
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this caused me to go down the rabbit hole as to how a balldo actually worked. i thought the penis and balls all went into the same part, not that it attached to the balls of a man like phallic pendulum with the penis flapping around on top of it. i can't fathom how anyone could enjoy it. just use a real dildo.

A lot of her identity is tied up with being a mom.

is it tho? we're finding out how fake the rekietas are this whole time is it too much of a stretch to say it might not be as much of an identity as everyone thought. if it was such a core part of her identity surely she'd be making sure her children are fed and wouldn't let them remain in a position where they're getting abused?

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

While the clip of Kurt applying what appears to be LawLube to his backside is gaining traction on MoshiMoshiMoan’s X, the original cooking stream from 9 months ago gets very interesting at the 1:59:45 mark, where he talks about inviting young childless women over to enjoy his creation of pizza casserole and drinks. While shoveling this atrocity down his gullet, he makes some disturbing clarifications for women under the age of 18 who are also invited, but not if they cross state lines:
https://www.youtube.com/live/9qOZEk-Lw3M?si=BbRhmUZEPBmN-0gC

I’m aware that the age of consent in Texas is 17 years old, but it is still disturbing even with his serpentine lawyerly talk.

 

[anionfarflung]

She looked so healthy at one point, full rosy cheeks, and then turned into "Gollum At Home".

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I'm not sure it's fair to go this far back for comparison:

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Plus I'm pretty sure you can seek and give advice on how to keep sparks alive without getting "down and dirty" to speak.

Oh sure. As I said, they faced a common problem and dealt with it in the worst way possible.

 

[Fenix781]

Has anyone seen what Drex has as his pfp now? It’s Nick in his blackface with a Jack Murphy beard.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wonder. If April flips on him could she also bitch about his shit representation in traffic court? Could that get him disbarred? If she cries about all that? Fucking your clients is bad in any profession.

@waffle @Null

Probably not. Sean said it will have to be financial and it seems that Aaron's insurance? Bailed her out according to the casino.

 

[mfalkner]

From 10:30 on,

 

[Chazzed Up]

Runkle is a gay Canadian elf, just as shit as the rest of them. Sean is truly the only Lawtuber of any substance.

I don't know him well but immediately had no respect for him when he went on Kino Casino and split hairs over how hard the door was banged down in front of the child's face. I'm sure it's much less traumatic that it was only somewhat thrown off its hinges!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Has anyone seen what Drex has as his pfp now? It’s Nick in his blackface with a Jack Murphy beard.

I think his pfp was always that.

 

[Cynically Insane]

From 10:30 on,

Archive everything. This shit is gone already. Now we need an explanation of what happened in the clip.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

From 10:30 on,

wow incredible thanks for linking a privated youtube video really helped us out

 

[Sharpeteer]

Careful what you say...

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Funny thing - that Remove Goat account sent me down a small rabbit hole awhile back. It was like story time.

Clicked on the profile out of curiosity one day, and was wondering what all the comments there were referring to. It was a fun.

I don't know why you gays are mad that Barnes and the rest of lawtube is trying to gas Nicky up. If you want that trial stream you need to put in the work the make sure Nicky is delusional enough to do it.

There was a time when I would have gone to one of these people for watching the trial, and having them talk over it.

I'm completely over this LawTube shit now. If Nick hadn't poisoned the well already, the others certainly have now. Just watching the live stream from the local news YT channel seems like a better alternative now I think.

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On one hand, fuck you DUI Guy for supporting somebody that abuses kids and coke.

On the other hand, I want to make it clear I don't think there are any sort of conspiracies of any kind going on in this entire thing (that's such a retarded cope from his enablers), but what if all these people just want to see him fuck up even more?

Of course that's not the case, but I wish. At the very end they all just laugh during his trial as he puts their advice to work, representing himself of course.

The reality as I can see it, is Rackets getting busted just outed a LOT of people for having the morals of a coke head that abuses kids.

I hope Barnes does represent Nick in the criminal case, there is no single lawyer that could make the case go worse for him.

Barnes will have to get in line. See above ^

Also holy fuck I finally caught up to this thread, holy shit Nick take a night off from being a gigantic fuckup so I can get a full nights sleep.

This really is the best entertainment I've gotten in a long time, not even just on the site, but YT, movies, etc.

This has all just been so great. Sleep schedules be damned.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Every night before she goes to bed,
She tucks her children in,
Kissing every one of them good night.

Holding hands and wiping tears away,
She warms them through the night,
But her love that shines so bright's too late.
So sleep children, sleep,
Oh, while your mother walks away.
And your father's gone to play with the other boys.
Your mother says she loves you,
But she just can't get away.
Your father'd love to be here,
And he swears he's on his way,
But never fear, I'm here for you.

All those dreams that once upon a time,
Well, they don't mean much now.
Locked away inside somehow, she knows.
Deep within these walls where family fails,
A child cries out in pain.
She just smiles and takes the blame; sleep tight.

So sleep children, sleep,
Oh, while your mother walks away.
And your father's gone to play with the other boys.
Your mother says she loves you,
But she just can't get away.
Your father'd love to be here,
And he'll make it up someday,
But never fear, I'm here for you.

 

[Fenix781]

I think his pfp was always that.

Ah ok I don’t really pay attention to people’s pfp that much so I saw that and thought it was hilarious because now with Cokieta’s confirmed wife swapping.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Thing is would a report initiate a raid? I would think he was already on radar from being a repeat customer. Source likely a found from his swingy ways hanging around Gay90s.
They used the report as cause to finally move on him as part of a case against the dealer?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Thing is would a report initiate a raid? I would think he was already on radar from being a repeat customer. Source likely a found from his swingy ways hanging around Gay90s.
They used the report as cause to finally move on him as part of a case against the dealer?

we have no idea what the search warrant probable cause is.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

if it was such a core part of her identity surely she'd be making sure her children are fed and wouldn't let them remain in a position where they're getting abused?

Being zonked out does real bad things to you.

And them both being zonked out was a recent thing, comparitively.