Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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[anionfarflung]

I expect this thought to be lost in the torrent of posts but the worst part about Kurt ball washing Nick is how Nick specifically tried to sabotage Kurt's professional reputation at least once by playing gotcha concerning the comparison of Michelle Obama to ancient Egyptian police, attack baboons, and criminals and then trying to get Kurt to say which one he meant.

Considering how Nick excoriated people on Facebook last decade for comparing Mike Obama to an ape, this is quite ironic. I can't find the post but I think someone did post it in this thread?
I remember being shocked by the gall hypocrisy when I was watching this live.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Wow, he was always an insufferable prick wasn't he. Can't believe I didn't notice.

Most people didn't bother with Nick's gaming streams.
I know I didn't.

 

[Fapcop]

I gotta say, I’m genuinely curious as to how Kayla is taking it.

Nick probably feels swings between a vague sense of relief as there are no more brakes and the typical cokehead’s illusions of “I can fix this, just gimme a sec!”
Every gnawing feeling that he has totally failed as a father is quickly washed away with liquor.

But Kayla? Fuck… Hysteria? Laying plans? Or just zonked out on pills? I really couldn’t begin to guess, but she likely feels the communitys judging even harder than Nick, who doesn’t care what some dumb prudes think.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I gotta say, I’m genuinely curious as to how Kayla is taking it.

Nick probably feels swings between a vague sense of relief as there are no more brakes and the typical cokehead’s illusions of “I can fix this, just gimme a sec!”
Every gnawing feeling that he has totally failed as a father is quickly washed away with liquor.

But Kayla? Fuck… Hysteria? Laying plans? Or just zonked out on pills? I really couldn’t begin to guess, but she likely feels the communitys judging even harder than Nick, who doesn’t care what some dumb prudes think.

Asleep

 

[FederalInvestigation]

KAYLA ENJOYERS WE HAVE BEEN REDEEMED!!!

OK, she's kinda cute in this one. Anglophone Quebecois cute but still... cute.

 

[Large Rodent]

I gotta say, I’m genuinely curious as to how Kayla is taking it.

Nick probably feels swings between a vague sense of relief as there are no more brakes and the typical cokehead’s illusions of “I can fix this, just gimme a sec!”
Every gnawing feeling that he has totally failed as a father is quickly washed away with liquor.

But Kayla? Fuck… Hysteria? Laying plans? Or just zonked out on pills? I really couldn’t begin to guess, but she likely feels the communitys judging even harder than Nick, who doesn’t care what some dumb prudes think.

How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.
Getting sober would be the first step I'd imagine but that's a BIG first step.
The end goal would be to pack up and move somewhere where no one knows who you or your family are. But how to get there? It's a mystery I'm relieved I'll never have to figure out because I'm not retarded enough to end up like that. I hope.

 

[Young_Griff]

Or just zonked out on pills?

This

 

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While the clip of Kurt applying what appears to be LawLube to his backside is gaining traction on MoshiMoshiMoan’s X, the original cooking stream from 9 months ago gets very interesting at the 1:59:45 mark, where he talks about inviting young childless women over to enjoy his creation of pizza casserole and drinks. While shoveling this atrocity down his gullet, he makes some disturbing clarifications for women under the age of 18 who are also invited, but not if they cross state lines:
https://www.youtube.com/live/9qOZEk-Lw3M?si=BbRhmUZEPBmN-0gC

I’m aware that the age of consent in Texas is 17 years old, but it is still disturbing even with his serpentine lawyerly talk.

I'm starting to think lawyers aren't good people.

 

[Chazzed Up]

This might be the perfect comparison. Nick has a habit of revising history to fit his narrative. Since they turned 40 and Nick has decided he's a sexual dynamo who needs to focus on fucking whores and railing coke, and transforming Kayla into a crackwhore to facilitate his pimping and dealing, he's claimed Kayla was some hawt cheerleader, the ONLY hot and sexy skinny pornesque woman at school that could catch his eye.

Nick is a 4/10. He's skinny, gawky, has an absolute beet-red beezer, has been bitch-titted at times. He was lucky to score a cute smiley girl like Kayla. They came up together. His supposed status as a lawyer and catching Kayla as a wife was the thin line between him and a kiss less virgin with rage like Kurt.

Kayla wasn't ever that cute. She's had her moments, and Nick rightly identified that she was a huge catch for his bloodline genetically. He couldn't believe his luck and happily and easily married her and got her to work being pregnant and making his babies.

They had five kids in 11 years, with several miscarriages along the way. She was scarred, physically and mentally. We know she was on a range of psychotropics by the time her youngest baby was 4, and by that time Nick described her as crazy.

But in the picture above, she was probably 23-25, holding her first boy on her lap, smiling for a candid snap while they camped. Maybe she was having a bit of a dowdy phase, she hadn't lost the baby weight and her hair was short and awkward. Which is better? Her happy? before his mental abuse thinned her out to a skeleton, marred her skin with stupid tattoos, wanned her face to bones poking through wax? Or 15 years later, utterly turned out as a crack whore, ransomed to some degenerate loser radio host so her loving husband of her whole life could snort coke off a whore's ass?

When Nick tasted success as a streamer, it was the first time he wasn't lovingly propped up and supported by family. It went to his head and he began obsessing and projecting his porn-molded ideas about his wife's body onto her. She gave in; got the surgeries, got coke-skinny and endlessly sexually permissive. She let her husband get snaked from her by some little girl ten years younger than her.

The plain Jane in that photo was happily married to a dork who knew he was lucky to have her. They built five lives and twenty years together, and for what? To blow it all up for nothing.

I think they'll get divorced if Kayla can have the clarity to see he utterly betrayed her.

Like I said earlier, divorce might not be very easy. Nick's family is influential in their town and it's a small Midwestern town. When you look at how utterly vicious and demented Nick has gotten toward fucking random nobodies online that he's beefed with, imagine what that would be like in the context of a divorce. Kayla would have to hope to make sure those kids get no visitation since Nick would set about poisoning them against her in every way possible. I believe his family would take his side because he clearly has never been told no.

Whatever peoples' thoughts are on Kayla the above scenario would be true for anyone in her place.

 

[Sharpeteer]

OK, she's kinda cute in this one. Anglophone Quebecois cute but still... cute.

But you realize it's like admiring a corpse. This woman doesn't exist anymore. lol

 

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[Fapcop]

I read up a little on alcohol and brain damage, and the more I read, the more convinced I am that we’re never getting the old Nick back.

(Sure, he was always a narc and a sociopath, I’m talking about the entertaining Nick.)

Relevant. (Especially the last part.)



I think @Null would find this particularly ironic.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Could you imagine being this lucky as a dork?

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[Justa Grata Honoria]

WE WERE TOTALLY GOING TO INTERVENE ANY DAY AND THEN HE GOT ARRESTED!

lmao yeah right

I think the arrest came right after the pill stream and everyone talking they probably thought they should at least do something that makes them look leess like enablers

I'd like to make a prediction that Nick is going to say something along the lines about how he's actually happy he doesn't have to deal with kids all day as a cope.

Thats not a cope bro hw genuinely wanted to get rid of the kids and our wife and now he has out

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I really need to superchat nick to wish me a million dollars

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i want to point out to everyone who said putting on the sonichu medallion curses you

this has only happened so far to people who put on ILLEGITIMATE sonichu medallions
now what does that tell us

 

[Evilronald]

Well, Bruce Rivers isn't going to touch this one, so Barnes might be his best option. The amount of self-snitching Rackets is sure to do over the summer wouldn't fly with ol Brucey boy; rest assure though, there will be self-snitching cause Rackets can't shut his trap to save his life.

I don’t think Nick is/was going to get Bruce Rivers, he has terrible judgment when it comes to selecting attorneys. Bruce represents druglords and some very bad people, which tells you he is very good at his job. Nick wouldn’t want an attorney who is also high profile and well-known and is in the sektur. He could be a good choice for Kayla though?

 

[Fapcop]

WHOEVER POSTED THAT ADDICT STUDY AND THEN DELETED THE POST WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE WRONG…

You were actually spot on!

“Accurate recognition of facial expressions of emotion is critical in interpersonal interaction but is impaired in alcoholics, even after a period of abstinence.”

Ex Opiate addicts don’t have the same impairment. Opiate addicts on maintenance are a little slower in recognizing emotions. (Probably because they’re high.)

 

[Scan_Lines]

@LiquidKid
Legal Mindset - agree's with Barnes and had to be told otherwise by Nate. Says Nick haters are being unreasonable and that he will only listen to people saying "thank you for your legal analysis". Keeps saying he's only looking at the facts and being 100% objective while swearing at his chat for speculation when he also doesn't know what the warrent contained.
He also wants the kiwifarms and Nick haters to present him with legal arguments and precedent because we're smart but doesn't want to talk about Nicks behaviour and words which were used to accurately predict that he was in fact doing coke and a swinger.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

Do people really not understand what Nick is saying when he is super drunk? I don't understand all of it I'd say I understand like 95% of it.

Basically he has a meme idea and then he connects another funny idea to that meme idea. I think it is actually really clever and funny some of the connections he makes. I watched him be super drunk during the Metokur Stream and I found it a bit endearing because it was so funny and clever.

I want to hate Nick and do because of what he has put his children through. But he made me laugh during that Metokur stream. It makes it harder for me to hate him.

Jokes this user's quick wit allows him to find cleverly amusing:

• Colorado constitution does not guarantee jury trial in civil cases as a matter of right, Minnesota's does so here's the difference: If you are tied to a radiator and try to run away and meet up with people your assailant gets to keep you. You have a right to a jury trial in that case. In Colorado the same thing happens, same style of tree, coniferous or whatever. Shooting with her feet because they're on wikifeetia launching an arrow from a bow and they still don't hit the person but either way analyzing that we go uhm I don't know is that the same as summary judgement?
• There's no "I Surrender" button in litigation unless you give up that booty to the other party and like you've got an apple stuffed into your mouth at an amusement park on a serving dish going around a fake river and you're a duck and carnies throw hoops on your head. It's not that simple.
• [45 minute shot of an empty chair. Okay, I concede this one has a certain witty charm]
• All of us given the opportunity would die alone in an anime coom dungeon but we wouldn't admit it, we would put it on Jim's supple, leprosy ridden shoulders. Jim's arm fell off.
• Jim has the supple body of a detroit transgender youth at a camp.
• Did I mention Jim's body is supple?
• Jim's wife is named Jade which is funny because women in Charles Bronsen movies are named Jade and he hates asians in those movies.
• Vito is barred from Nick's chat [Vito is in fact in chat at this time and is at no point removed] because if he finds a minor he fucks the CD rom drive of his computer until his dick runs jewish and it circumsizes him again.
• If there's a milkbeast (not referring to Tess Holiday or Nicki Minaj) and your job is to jerk it off you want it to stand there while you get the job done.
• We just bring all the faggy DBZ characters on the stream with our Nintendo Wii or Nintendo switch or whatever and Goku says Krillin you're gay. Can we just do that? No oh we have to fight. All right so they set up an amateur boxing thing and it's always bad to undercard the main event, the main event gets millions of views and make tons of money. I'm sitting here saying hey can we just finish this? [This is Nick's explanation of the process of Discovery in civil litigation]
• 8th District of Minnesota Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County is retarded. She does not know basic common law. She does not know statutory law of Minnesota. When she tries to apply the law she gets it wrong. Like any boring stereotypical woman she will tell you why you're wrong ad nauseum, then the next day admit you were right and they love the taste of liquor being squeezed out of their vagina and then they drink it.
• Most of the judges in Kandiyohi county are Men and nick does not want to drink the vagina liquor from their penises.
• 8th District of Minnesota Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County is not Jenna Fischer. Jenna Fischer is hot. 8th District of Minnesota Judge Jennifer K. Fischer of Kandiyohi County is ugly.
• If you have some synth speakers or something while I'm out talking to someone else and you want to sit there and finger your butthole, cool, go for it.
• Black people run on treadmills in a circle around American malls from the police, but they cannot outrun Mexicans if they are carrying a green card.
• A female character in CRP's book goes nuts she goes livid she goes [singing] "I wanna buy this pico de gallo" and she puts James [heavily slurred, James is my best guess] and tomatoes in Nick's soup. Nick wants her to stop doing that because he wants to dip cornchips - cornchips come from Americans because Mexicans cannot spell corn they can only spell repair - all Nick wants is to scoop kernels off Eric July's balls so Kayla and Nick are like... why are people like this just give me classic cars, nachos and burritos if I'm going to a thing I need liquor and food.
• The Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings turned Japanese people into pudding for the consumption of Dr. Phil.
• You know it struck me earlier how ironic it was that Trump paid a sex worker not to open her mouth. [Got your hopes up for a moment didn't I? Unfortunately that was a superchat]
• If Koreans were Japanese they would pronounce "sushi" as "sushi".
• Japanese men want a handout like communists, thus their hand grows a big black penis which they name Elizabeth Warren and use to fuck themselves to death.
  
  At this point I would like to take an aside to note that I'm not singling out racial and Jim seething jokes, I am just presenting them in the order I hear them as I skip around the cokestream.
  
  
• Tell the Japanese Jim is a campfire because "We don't rike campfire".
• The Canadians will euthanize Jim by putting ketamine and one of his viewers in his mouth, then putting a gun in his vagina and pulling the trigger until he is dead. "That doesn't sound pleasant? It's not pleasant it's FREE SPEESH BISH!"
• Nick had less representation [?] in kickball than the Indian kids, one of whom was a female sniper who he wanted to tie to a bed and burn to death like a jewish indian man. Bobs and vagene are all that matters.
• The other indian kid was good at math because his name is garbage and he needs to climb the economic ladder but he can't climb it unless he can detail what the ladder means. He is the guy from slumdog millionare.
• Nick doesn't buy eggs from the buffet because that's too gay.
• Jim is like Leonardo DiCaprio in titanic but he's chasing a rich man's lost hat and chooses to freeze to death fucking the hat in the ocean rather than climb on top of Kate Winslett.
• Boogie put his saliva on Nick's balls to put in Jim's mouth while he was dead.
• Jim has an iron lung, an iron kidney and three iron Jews to "circumsized mouthfuck him", he can't [inaudible] Jim no you pull out of this please pull out of the Jewish mouth.
• A stripper that half less than Nulls weight is like I don't wanna be that fat try harder and they're like [asian voice] "You you cry you left room for patio." Yeah of course hey bitch put it near the garage and I'll set it up.
• Nick was behind Jim in highschool and Jim took the Italian dunkers, which is a term Jim certainly recognizes as he grew up in "St. Jewish Park". The Italian dunkers were dipped in ragu sauce made from blended abortions.
• Scandinavian food is like Auschwitz for a t-rex. I'm biting this but it's just bones and dust seasoned with zyklon.
• The Dutch are retarded. They don't smell Danish. If they smelled Danish they would have to make a donut but if they made a donut they'd be Vietnamese but they're not Vietnamese because they haven't defeated the communism in their own minds so they make circle cakes instead of donuts.
• Jim why don't you just die in front of all the asians so you can at least eat garden animals or house animals? Because you make souffle's out of [I think the following is correct but he was slurring and it doesn't make sense so maybe I'm hearing it wrong] "Jim's speech".
• "Everything I know in this world is that" Rumble should have reverse mortgaged Jim's house to prevent Jade from parallel parking it in the ocean.
• When you have three or more kids they pair off into separate rooms and use their ipads to torture you like a black guy at "Erik's the bike store". Ask him about the gear shift on the handlebars, there are no handlebars because the black guy stole them he's doing a wheelie down the street with only one tire.
• Nick's 5th child is the funniest kid he's ever met except his 3rd child who is the funniest kid he's ever met but the 5th amendment child makes fun of you. He loves her she's hilarious but we're going to go to nick's 5th/6th amendment child, who's got a lean on light [?] which she hits Nick in the face with, so Nick turns to Aaron and says- Err just kidding haha Aaron wasn't there why would Aaron be there? Nick hopes Aaron makes a million dollars.
• Nick hopes Eric July gets to staple his balls to a subway so that when he orders a 12 inch they just suck it off.
• You know how a lawyer knows they're unconstitutionally applied? They're leaving!
• If Nick was sending night letters he would broadcast from his shower. There would be nudes attached, he would give you the spear of judgement and he would have the judgement written on his cock you need to get hard you need to get hard the water is going cold you need to do this so you can see the message.
• Montegraph cannot be within 500 feet of a school, Vito cannot be "within 500 Montegraph Montegraph Montague's ass" because it's tight and gingerly and Dick's like "No I like everything everything's cool."
• Nick isn't going to go to bed he's going to ponder how Justin Trudeau doesn't have his legs turned around at the kneecap split backwards so his calves lean up against his quads and fucked unrelentingly by a Castro or three.
• If Vito is a on-offending pedo Nick doesn't want him to die he wants his pizza and his body rendered down into their constituent elements there's a lot of fat there.
• Null literally likes Thomas Train or whatever he's an autism he's like "I made programming" Null that's not why you're popular you have to try to convert wormholes warm holes into sexual energy for you but not for- and you're that guy you're the fat one.
• Mexicans want to rape [sic] your leaves. Don't talk to Malia Obama like that.
• Null you don't want to go to white people you want to go to dominoes with a fat bitch in it probably black I dunno hispanic latino greek? And she's like "Oh you call me a bitch?" Chris-chan Chris-chan Chris-chan and she [donald duck giving a blowjob noise] and the pizza goes further into her mouth then you're like "Girls [Gus? I'm not sure honestly] I'm tired." then she's like [wookie noise] "Not that tired."
• Nick wants to hold DSP and dip him in the river Styx like Achilles' mom held him by the river and dipped him in the river Styx but Nick wants to use his penis in DSP's butthole so there's be no ambiguity he'd be impervious forever.
• Imagine being Achilles' mom and having the choice between dipping Achilles by the ankle and what's the other choice? The welfare choice is spread dem cheeks bitch some guy's gonna pretend to nut in you. Netanyahu is Israeli.
• You know how stereo equipment has migrated in the past several years? You have basically a dolby atmos system coming out of a fucking Dolph bag. Golf bag not Dolph bag. Signed by the cheery for Dolph Lundgren. [bottles.wav] Why would you listen to them? I have no idea but that's what people listen to these days that's what they do and you're like "Oh my god tell me about Dolph!" and they don't know they're just people.
• Mental health is when you have a contractual obligation to do a show and people tell you to take a break and you can't and then they massage you and you orgasm out your butthole.
• Never trust Keffals with a child, Keffals will chop off the male child's butt penis and put it in Keffals' butthole until Keffals' try to move on then they switch a fresh butthole Keffals Keffals while theyre taking it out of the... industry and you're like "Goddamn... goddamn... how much butthole do you have?" and Keffals is like "More." get the fuck out.
• When is the locals reward going to be sent out? 1931.
• Yes that is an xbox refrigerator in the background of the shot, Nick has tried to get his dick in the slot but it doesn't work.
• Can you not cook spaghettios? What are you, hebocrat tobless mentally disabled and vaginally broken like what the fuck are we talking about? Just go to the goddamn... cooking uh- spaghetti.
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• Nick doesn't do sub goals, he doesn't do grifting, just an average black woman on an average day. Drex calls them german shepherds for a reason.
• AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
• Nick's recent fetish is [stares into the corner] jerking off while the same person superchats him over and over until he nuts into the google CEO's mouth take only 30% fucker! Spill the rest on your corpse's feet like that guy Murdoch or whatever in Carolina who killed you and your son.
• Nice combover? Yes it's good, what I do is I cover your mom's failures in just a bunch of semen.
• Good job Nicky? You normally say that about kids getting naked.
• WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! Man in Ontario oh my god I couldn't read the letters, oh god they demoted me they were like [inaudible] are fine you can be... not Mexican but Spanish the ones who are going to crash crash into a continent they were like woah this isn't the continent we're looking for they were like "No we're not we're going to put you on heads and chop your bodies open." No no no don't do that here's some coof blankets and they killed them with disease. Smart!
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• I'll find Marco [sic] Randazza and I'll nail him to a cross, doesn't matter what cross could be a light cross and be like "Ah by the way your beard is retarded. That's a lesbian woman. From my mom." he'll say that and send us away.
• AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed [pantomimes masturbation and/or receives fellatio from April Imholte] why is my camera still on?
• AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed
• AnimeCucksStartsCopAndHeadSneed says I show you this before the agents. Cream. Cream.
• I can't read? Yeah I'm telling you my [inaudible] Obama.
• AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed says Rekieta law, love this channel when I pee Chris I delete.
• Anime- wait I read that one.
• AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed show this is on stream cybernet please. I don't know who that is.
• Is Ontegraph a giant faggot? Yes.
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