Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
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I figured. I was super active in Greer and contributed to Nulls lolsuits. But Rackets putting that toy in his mouth every single time he read a court paper was irritating and only funny once. And if that makes me a Karen to notice it, so be it.

You are just mad I noticed Rackets deep flaws before you.

Oh wait, you weren’t even here during the early days of Greer, you don’t know, do you Darren.
 
Jokes this user's quick wit allows him to find cleverly amusing:
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Nick Rekieta.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of constitutional law most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Nick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Fyodor Dostoevsky literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nick Rekeita truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nick's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Balldo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
Pardon if this has already been asked as I'm just barely keeping up with this nonsense using the highlighted posts feature, but here's one for AnOm and the other law autists.

Nick recently had a client found guilty and given a pretty harsh sentence, right? Well, particularly if Nick is convicted, would that client be able to have that conviction tossed out for lack of competent representation due to Nick's drug abuse and alcoholism at the time?
 
What is your guy's favorite copes so far. Let's compile a list of copes & the originators.

A. "EriC JuLy SoLd NiCk OuT foR a TOy DEal WiTh MacFaRlaNe & DrOvE HiM tO HArD drUgS bEcAuse ErIc CaLlEd HiM a WhiTe BreAd AsS NigGa". (Ethan Van Sciver & cg twitter weirdos)

B. "KiWi FAuMs DiD tHis!!" (Megan Fox)

C. "THe DeEp StAtE iS GoInG aFtEr LaWtUbE sO we CaNt CovEr LoLSuIts" (Viva Barnes)

D. "ConSitutIoNal ViOlAtIoNs. It's ThE lIbErTariAn DrEam To NegLeCt/ AbUse ChilDren!!" (Barnes. Parroted by Joe, Tug)
 
I started watching during his Greer streams, which were funny and informative-but also a bit mean-spirited. He took it too far, putting that plastic toy in his mouth to imitate Greer every single time. It was amusing once but as retarded as Greer is, his disability isn’t his fault. But Rackets used it every time he went over his court papers: he didn’t know when to stop.

Nah, Greer deserves every piece of mockery he gets for being a piece of shit who tortures people with litigation. And I remember Nick - still being "old" Nick, explaining that every time he did the skit.

And it *WAS* and *STILL IS* funny
 
I thought his family was a donor to their church, which would lead me to believe they live nearby. If Kayla's family is there too, they could help with childcare in a thereotical divorce situation. That is usually what I've seen when couples with younger kids split and the mom gets custody.
Nick's family is from Tarrant County, Texas, which is why they know Ty Beard. I think either his father or mother is from Louisiana. Nick's parents are retired to Florida somewhere, and Kayla's family is in Minnesota.
 
Pardon if this has already been asked as I'm just barely keeping up with this nonsense using the highlighted posts feature, but here's one for AnOm and the other law autists.

Nick recently had a client found guilty and given a pretty harsh sentence, right? Well, particularly if Nick is convicted, would that client be able to have that conviction tossed out for lack of competent representation due to Nick's drug abuse and alcoholism at the time?
Doubt it because IIRC he hasn't practiced in years so it must have been before he got out of control. Even if he was using during that tiral they still need to prove it and that it impacted his ability to defend his client which is difficult unless he was completely out of it when showing up to trial (even then you really should have requested to fire your lawyer if that was the case).
 
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How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.
Getting sober would be the first step I'd imagine but that's a BIG first step.
The end goal would be to pack up and move somewhere where no one knows who you or your family are. But how to get there? It's a mystery I'm relieved I'll never have to figure out because I'm not retarded enough to end up like that. I hope.
The problem of getting off drugs is it puts them back to square one of being acutely aware of how depressing and dead their marriage is and how their children will never know happy family life again. I don't know if there's a solution to that which both leaves them in a sustainable position, and has the kids safe, loved and cared for. They need to divorce but that immediately jeopardises the kids' situation with so much being tied to Nick's family wealth.

I think the ideal scenario is that the kids go to one or more grandparents permanently, and Nick and Kayla divorce. The family dynamic is unsalvageable. Even if a miracle happens and they try their damndest to put on a happy front and care for the kids, those kids know how fucked up their parents are and how much danger they were put in, that bond is irrevocably broken.
 
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What is your guy's favorite copes so far. Let's compile a list of copes & the originators.

A. "EriC JuLy SoLd NiCk OuT foR a TOy DEal WiTh MacFaRlaNe & DrOvE HiM tO HArD drUgS bEcAuse ErIc CaLlEd HiM a WhiTe BreAd AsS NigGa". (Ethan Van Sciver & cg twitter weirdos)

B. "KiWi FAuMs DiD tHis!!" (Megan Fox)

C. "THe DeEp StAtE iS GoInG aFtEr LaWtUbE sO we CaNt CovEr LoLSuIts" (Viva Barnes)

D. "ConSitutIoNal ViOlAtIoNs. It's ThE lIbErTariAn DrEam To NegLeCt/ AbUse ChilDren!!" (Barnes. Parroted by Joe, Tug)
The Karen Farmers, Metakur and the Rippaverse worked together to plant the drugs in Nicks House
 
What is your guy's favorite copes so far. Let's compile a list of copes & the originators.

A. "EriC JuLy SoLd NiCk OuT foR a TOy DEal WiTh MacFaRlaNe & DrOvE HiM tO HArD drUgS bEcAuse ErIc CaLlEd HiM a WhiTe BreAd AsS NigGa". (Ethan Van Sciver & cg twitter weirdos)

B. "KiWi FAuMs DiD tHis!!" (Megan Fox)

C. "THe DeEp StAtE iS GoInG aFtEr LaWtUbE sO we CaNt CovEr LoLSuIts" (Viva Barnes)

D. "ConSitutIoNal ViOlAtIoNs. It's ThE lIbErTariAn DrEam To NegLeCt/ AbUse ChilDren!!" (Barnes. Parroted by Joe, Tug)
E. Revenge of the Cissy Swamp: Black Eyes Matter
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F. EUnified DickLickers Cope Theory
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(These were posted earlier in the thread a couple hundred pages back, sorry for not crediting the original archivist.)
 
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@LiquidKid
Legal Mindset .
What an absolute faggot.

Okay, here’s the currently updated list


NOTABLE PEOPLE
  • Kurt UncivilLaw- “I care about Nick, not the kids. fuck the pastor, he turned in my friend.”
  • Robert Barnes- “This was unconstitutional and a conspiracy”[link]
  • Viva Frei- “They are planning a conspiracy against Nick and we should all be afraid.”[link]
  • Megan Fox(not that one)- “He was so full of like and the evil Kiwifarms did this to him. Laughing at him now is just as disgusting as what he’s accused of.”
  • Juju the Cow/Dax Herrera- “I talked to Nick. He's fine, he misses his kids. This is all unconstitutional, fuck the pastor.”
  • Vito the Pedo- Everything Juju says.
  • Ethan Van Sciver EVS- “I talked to Nick and I stand by him.”[link]
  • Good Lawgic - “Nick is my friend and I'm going to be there through the good times and bad, and Nick is going to come out of this because he loves his kids and his family”[link]
  • Legal Mindset - “Barnes actually had a lot of good points and nobody is listening, PPP is all strawman arguments, and you Kiwifarmers better prove to me why this didn’t violate the constitutions!“[link]
  • Anna That Star Wars Girl - “Aaron is a clout chasing rat who was just as much into the swinging and drugs as Nick was. Nick will have a redemption arch, for sure!”[link]
  • Dani Ahn Direct - “We all need to give Nick love not hate”
  • BTM Reviews - 5 hour cope stream
  • Karlyn Borysenko - “Kiwi Farms did this, I want to block all Kiwifarmers”
  • Good Lawgic (Joe) - “The world needs to support Nick Rekieta”
  • That Umbrella Guy -"No child, your warrant doesn't count here!"
    https://archive.ph/wip/olLIG
    https://www.youtube.com/live/y87S31dSvsY?feature=shared

Nobodies who are funny
  • Twisted Puppet- Null is a coward
Again, let me know who is missed, giving the missing links would also be helpful
 
I thought his family was a donor to their church, which would lead me to believe they live nearby. If Kayla's family is there too, they could help with childcare in a thereotical divorce situation. That is usually what I've seen when couples with younger kids split and the mom gets custody.
I do not think they are getting divorced. Because I’m convinced the pastor acted on info from one of the children and I don’t think the children want their parents gone just better.
 
Also, no his lawyer did not suggest staying offline because he's actually going the route of representing himself with this one. Yes, he is big brain
I thought he only would represent himself for his hearing in jail, and now he’s out he had told a friend (Kurt?) he had a lawyer already. But reading 500 pages in two days has been daunting and maybe I dreamt it.

I figured he’d do a post here and there, but a stream could be damaging. We don’t yet know what’s fully going on and why he was charged the way he was- does Nick? Is it one pastor or something else going on? We don’t know yet.

If he streams he could fuck himself more, so of course I hope he does.
 
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Cuck Kurt got this wiped from YouTube with DMCA claims a couple years back. I present this again here as transformative parody of classic video dating and critique of Kurt being an insecure autistic incel.
One ought to wonder, how can women let this prime specimen of an absolute Casanova remain single? Quite easily, I should think. :story:
 
How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.
Getting sober would be the first step I'd imagine but that's a BIG first step.
The end goal would be to pack up and move somewhere where no one knows who you or your family are. But how to get there? It's a mystery I'm relieved I'll never have to figure out because I'm not retarded enough to end up like that. I hope.
Rackets is banking on his remaining paypigs/inheritance. In a financial standpoint he'll be fine. But I doubt any of his old enough kids would want a relationship with him.

But Kayla? Fuck… Hysteria? Laying plans? Or just zonked out on pills? I really couldn’t begin to guess, but she likely feels the communitys judging even harder than Nick, who doesn’t care what some dumb prudes think.
Kayla is going to get committed let's be honest. Unless she pulls a Brynne Hartman if Aaron's account of violence is true.
 
How one even begins to un-fuck this situation in general would be almost incomprehensibly daunting.
Getting sober would be the first step I'd imagine but that's a BIG first step.
The end goal would be to pack up and move somewhere where no one knows who you or your family are. But how to get there? It's a mystery I'm relieved I'll never have to figure out because I'm not retarded enough to end up like that. I hope.
This situation will never be unfucked for Nick because he will never be a famous respected multi millionaire youtube personality again.

Serious answer would be to divorce, let the wife's family take the kids and change their last names so they aren't connected to his fuck ups. Go to rehab, keep practicing law (if he still have his license) and enjoy what he can scrape by now that he is single, no family responsibilities, and he isn't dragging other people down with him.

My answer would be to make a legal dream team of whatever lawtubers still nose guarding him and make it an absolute circus. Picture a random mishmash of lawyers and experts all fighting to defend one burn out junkie. Those not in court can be doing commentary on the trial streams and rake in donos.
After the each court session Nick and his team can do a round table about how they think the day went like it's fucking ESPN or something.
A side of rehab vlogs to milk the redemption angle.

If he wins, he has momentum to get back into streaming again. When he loses he can still ride that momentum if it is a quick stint and talk about what it is like in prison (people like prison stories).
 
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