Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[The Feline Solution]

Kayla was upset over Balldo licking the bottle. She cried.

You and me both, Kayla, you and me both... Seriously, i knew some scum-sucking addicts in my life but that bottle-licking shit was something i've never, ever witnessed before.

 

[Vesperus]

Sorry if it's been answered in the last 1000 pages, but can any legal experts say what sort of sentence Nick/Kayla could realistically be looking it? Obviously the max is 25 years, but he's definitely not getting that. Could he get away without any prison time?

I think that depends on weather or not he can admit to being a fuck-up.
Judges are usually willing to work with people who admit they've got a problem, and he could probably walk out with some probation if he does, but so far we're heading in a rather different direction...

 

[AltisticRight]

Lawtube more like Loltube, someone needs to make a PG thread on this band of nasty smug faggots and it will be permanently placed in Grift Wars.
At least the Sektur can be funny, Loltube is filled with smug lolyers that were probably bullied in school.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick blames having to stream on a schedule for his stress,

A common issue among trust fund babies.
He failed to realize that self-employment is still employment.
But it should come as no surprise that a narc like Nick would focus on the "self" part.

 

[Armitage]

Lawtube more like Loltube, someone needs to make a PG thread on this band of nasty smug faggots and it will be permanently placed in Grift Wars.
At least the Sektur can be funny, Loltube is filled with smug lolyers that were probably bullied in school.

There already is a lawtube thread in community watch: Lawtube

 

[VOC]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police. This is directly after discussion about the pastor's mandatory reporting requirement. And around and around we go. And around and around we go.

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If I was the human embodiment of Porky Pig, I'd be thinking of opening a vein as well

 

[Swole McPole]

And here I thought he was one of the smarter lawtubers. Mofo this isn't Schindler's list. If that were the case Viva would've got silenced years ago living in Canada.

I can understand Viva Frei's confusion here though. The guy is Canadian. He thinks Rekieta could have just marched Kayla, the kids and his oz of coke into one of the Canadian supervised consumption facilities and they could have rocked up that ounce and based it up with complete impunity -- nay, with the utter approval of the staff on hand.

"Would you like me to hold your crack pipe while you slip the Balldo on, sir?"

He'd have had Gabor Mate telling him that he doesn't have to worry about his kids. They're all just Hungry Ghosts. Nick because his grandparents withheld the millions from him, thereby traumatizing him. Kayla because she wasn't getting sufficient black cock, thereby traumatizing her. The little neglectarinos because they weren't getting any spaghetti-o's. Literally hungry and soon to be ghosts when they die of neglect.

Canadian Harm Reduction is so fucking retarded.

If I was the human embodiment of Porky Pig, I'd be thinking of opening a vein as well

If Porky Pig and Elmer Fudd had a baby....

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Nick blames having to stream on a schedule for his stress,

Then bloody don't do it Nick, you loser. Maybe you should have spend a little more time with your family instead of with strangers online and offline.

Nick Rekieta, you should have appreciated what you had, instead of whoring, drinking and sniffing coke.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

the lawtube cope is unreal. rush limbaugh, robert downey jr, they all admitted they had a problem and went to rehab. rdj's rehab was prison and got clean there.

Yeah but it took them awhile to admit an issue. So all they are saying is people have gone through what Nick is and repaired things. It just takes awhile. And

but what do you expect from lawtube. they are the guys who milked the 2020 stop the steal cope. seeing this grifting pattern, lawtu

I’ll give Nick this. He saw all of it and said that even if they should win they won’t so there was no point covering it much. I remember Nick saying to chat he left so much money on the table because he really did not want to cover the election very much.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

you did not dream it, unless you had the same dream as me. Kurt said that he indeed hired a lawyer, but i don't know where he got that info.

I believe Kurt said that Attorney Tom told him after Tom spoke to Nick.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Lawtube more like Loltube.

LawlTube*

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Then bloody don't do it Nick, you loser. Maybe you should have spend a little more time with your family instead of with strangers online and offline.

In fairness, he spent most of the day with the family. That’s part of the problem. He then had to stream in the evenings, which likely led to stress and more drink and then drugs to cope.

When, as you say, the correct answer was to cut back on stuff, not keep promising more.

There are plenty of streamers that don’t stream with a consistant schedule or every single day. The fans don’t care if they have to wait.

Nick Rekieta, you should have appreciated what you had, instead of whoring, drinking and sniffing coke.

Part of the addiction problem is they can’t appriciate what they have. They can have the perfect life but don’t feel worthy of it. So they literally self sabatage. A large part of Nick probably feels like he belongs in jail, alone. That’s how we got here.

 

[Getting Tard Comed Jr]

With all that's come out, is there any further insight on Nick's "worst day ever"? Him getting kicked out of the homeschooling teacher's association? Steel toe making Kayla scream like nothing Nick's heard before? Nick seeing the snow angels they made? What was it that pushed this train wreck into over drive?

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

So based on a bit of searching and some help from AI chatbots, the following reasons are typical for justifying a search warrant for drugs on someone's personal residence. I've crossed out the ones that don't apply. What's left is interesting:

• Tips from reliable informants or witnesses who have directly observed drugs or drug-related activity in the home.
• Evidence from surveillance such as officers observing apparent drug transactions or suspicious activity consistent with drug dealing occurring at the residence.
• Controlled drug purchases made by undercover officers or informants from a person living at the home.
• A suspect's history of prior drug arrests or convictions, especially if drugs or paraphernalia were previously found at the same home.
• Observation of drug paraphernalia or materials commonly used in drug manufacturing or distribution at or around the property during trash pulls.
• Alerts by trained drug-detection dogs indicating the presence of drug odors coming from the home.
• Statements made by the occupants, visitors, or neighbors that directly indicate the presence of illegal drugs.
• Evidence that occupants have suspicious amounts of unexplained wealth inconsistent with their legitimate income, suggesting possible drug proceeds.

in other words, it was very likely an inside job. this leaves 2 possibilities:

1. aaron is a narc. he has denied this, but he is a known, admitted liar. he took photos of the drugs before he left and shared them with the police to somehow bolster the pastor's case. he contacted the pastor and organized along with him to bust nick.
2. one of the kids told the pastor something very specific about drug use in the house. maybe the high school kid recognized some paraphernalia or drugs lying around the house (or sought it out) and took photos of it and shared them with the pastor after going to the pastor with very specific accusations that the pastor was then mandated to report.

for as much as i dislike aaron and totally believe that he would be a narc (and he has basically announced that he will cooperate with the police and help the state's case), i honestly think option 2 is more likely. the key thing to do would be to carefully go back over the stream he did with that keanu person and see if he drops any hints that he knows what's coming.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also says Nick was trying to look like Nicholas Cage in ""Raising Arizona

I think he got his Cage movies mixed up because he's been doing Leaving Las Vegas instead.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

What is your guy's favorite copes so far. Let's compile a list of copes & the originators.

A. "EriC JuLy SoLd NiCk OuT foR a TOy DEal WiTh MacFaRlaNe & DrOvE HiM tO HArD drUgS bEcAuse ErIc CaLlEd HiM a WhiTe BreAd AsS NigGa". (Ethan Van Sciver & cg twitter weirdos)

B. "KiWi FAuMs DiD tHis!!" (Megan Fox)

C. "THe DeEp StAtE iS GoInG aFtEr LaWtUbE sO we CaNt CovEr LoLSuIts" (Viva Barnes)

D. "ConSitutIoNal ViOlAtIoNs. It's ThE lIbErTariAn DrEam To NegLeCt/ AbUse ChilDren!!" (Barnes. Parroted by Joe, Tug)

Cope B is my absolute favorite. Why yes we forced Nick to drink until he got sloshed, made him stray from streaming on a reliable schedule, made him make promises he can't keep, strapped on a silicon torture device on his balls, requested for more flabby pasty nudes, cheered on his hedonistic adventures, introduced him to swinging, dismissed his nanny, introduced him to narcotics, stole all the food in the house that he needs to survive on a single Dorito and his kids need to beg the cuck maid to cook them canned pasta, forced him to call Monty a paedo, laughed along with him as he verbally flayed a former fan on stream, sucked him off under his desk, snitched on him via the local pastor, planted the guns and drugs in his bedroom, made his child answer the door, forced the police to bash his door in, and advised him that everything isn't his damn fault.

Those dastardly doxing doohickies!

 

[Drive-By Comment]

I think he got his Cage movies mixed up because he's been doing Leaving Las Vegas instead.

Sequels about to be Con air and Pig as he lives in shack in Mexico.

 

[FedPostalService]

The guy is Canadian

Even worse. He is, and may Allah forgive me for saying this, French Canadian.

 

[Procrastinhater]

no one, anywhere, has ever gotten bruised by a limp dick

You've never been slapped with the flaccid cock of Big John Holmes

 

[AltisticRight]

There already is a lawtube thread in community watch: Lawtube

Oh it's as well written as my 349284 characters community happenings posts that got people reporting to jannies.



Re-write after I take some cocaine and start that Juju thread...