Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

You guys just dont understand. Nick fell into a doorknob which game him a black eye. He was then stumbling around with limited vision, and fell again on Kayla's cocaine pile, nose first. Then after accidentally getting high on cocaine, he had a panic attack and thought getting drunk would counter act the effects of the cocaine.

See, the Farms can even come up with better Cope than LawTube fags.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You guys just dont understand. Nick fell into a doorknob which game him a black eye. He was then stumbling around with limited vision, and fell again on Kayla's cocaine pile, nose first. Then after accidentally getting high on cocaine, he had a panic attack and thought getting drunk would counter act the effects of the cocaine.

See, the Farms can even come up with better Cope than LawTube fags.

That 20% of the time we're wrong is at least entertaining.

You know what's not entertaining? Being a member of LawTube that defends cokeheads that abuse their children.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Conservatives are embarrassing, period.

You're not wrong. It's just better than the alternative that fully supports LBGTHIV+ pozzed degeneracy, drag kids, and "her prostate orgasms".
Centrist is probably the most sensible course, but nobody likes fence sitters without convictions.

Of course I don't think Nick is going to have to worry about having no convictions much longer.

 

[Oxyjen]

one of the kids told the pastor something very specific about drug use in the house. maybe the high school kid recognized some paraphernalia or drugs lying around the house (or sought it out) and took photos of it and shared them with the pastor after going to the pastor with very specific accusations that the pastor was then mandated to report

That passes the sniff test. Highly likely.

What was the “worst day ever”. Arron hadn’t heard of that. Do we have a date for the stream when it happened, maybe he will then pitch in with what was going on at the time.

I’d like to think it was the time he had to ask April to ask Arron for a dick pill, while he and Kayla were busy making snow angels.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ammo on floor is not child endangerment.
I almost died as a kid as me and my brother got bright fucking idea to hit one with a rock in our garage.

*Dad did not leave them on floor, top shelf, hidden behind some stuff. Had he realized how fucking retarded his sons are, might have kept them behind lock and key.

I would open up bottles of cleaning products and mix them in a bowl together for the lols.
My parents were less than amused and spanked the fuck out of me after they found out. All the funny bottles with funny symbols on it got locked in a stupid cabinet.
This started when I mixed soda together to try out the tastes. I wasn't dumb enough to try out the cleaning products though, to Balldo's detriment.
Prerequisite of becoming a Kiwi Farms user is being a little piece of shit menace when you were a child.

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>Negative inifinity
>Calculus equation
Shut up Balldo you're not making any sense. I hope your mathematics teacher doesn't see this because she'll need therapy as well.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Attached is a video of Kurt I mentioned earlier today of how he doesn't want to talk to a mental health professional for fear of being turned in to the police.

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he wants to rape and eat women

 

[Fishcakes]

Aaron spent four hours talking about how he was blowing Kayla's back out, and tons of degenerate sex stuff ... and the Vic accusation is the one thing Nicky focused on to tweet about and go "nuh uh"

huh?

 

[daffodils]

Can't keep up and don't know if this has already been mentioned, but on his latest evening show Aaron makes a new(?) claim that the shouting matches between the Rekietas got bad enough that one time one of the children messaged Aaron and April:

What was the “worst day ever”. Arron hadn’t heard of that. Do we have a date for the stream when it happened, maybe he will then pitch in with what was going on at the time.

That was mid 2022, pre-Hedonism. Aaron has only been friends with the Rekietas since late 2023.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Camelot says he was in contact with Drexel about whether Camelot should try an intervention for Rekieta and was prepared to fly to Minnesota to talk to him.

Drexel responded that he was heading over soon to Rekieta's (I guess for Memorial Day weekend?) and to hold on. Rekieta was arrested within a day.

There was a group chat discussing intervening with Rekieta, but it seems nothing came of it before the arrest.

Oh riiiight sure easy to say that now he's been arrested.
They were planning an intervention he just got busted first.
Not like we haven't been pointing out where the Ricky Rackets Clownshow was headed for 18 months now.

Fact is these grift niggers failed their "friend" and worse they failed his 5 kids.

 

[Oxyjen]

That was mid 2022, pre-Hedonism. Aaron has only been friends with the Rekietas since late 2023.

Oh I thought it was recent. Never mind.

 

[Particle Bored]

for as much as i dislike aaron and totally believe that he would be a narc (and he has basically announced that he will cooperate with the police and help the state's case)

On Aaron's show yesterday someone had him review the Denny's joke. Two thirds of the way through watching it, yells (100% verbatim): "If you ask him one more fucking question about Denny's, I swear to god I will call the cops on you again."

(timestamped) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3r2zxK_e-Q&t=5860s

Eta: Aaron's live right now, but I gotta crash.

 

[Procrastinhater]

More cope from psycho Barnes: https://x.com/barnes_law/status/1795301361023942806View attachment 6028520

He's destroying any credibility he might have had among anyone who isn't drinking Flavor-Aid right from a used Balldo.

There's a reason he got fired from Rittenhouses team.
If this delusional griftnigger was lead Kyle would be doing 25-Life right now.

 

[Troonos]

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So according to this dude the pastor shouldn't have reported Nick because he was Nick's friend. Yeah dude not reporting child neglect because somebody is your friend is very normal. Retard.

Kurt claims to be straight, so I've always wondered why he has such a gay-sounding, lispy, effeminate voice.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Going the demonic possession angle because it's fun, Dogs and Cats cannot abide the presence of a demon in the home. It is said they become aggressive, agitated and either flee or eventually get killed by the possessed out of irritation

Killing the cat will be the final line crossed for me, I can laugh at all the other shit but cat killing is where Nick can swing from a rafter, not from someone else's hot wife.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Aaron is being deceitful and was involved with the cops prior. The Hot tub stream on Kino Kasino mentioned Aaron tried to throw them off by making it seem too obvious that the Rekieta’s were wife swapping. He does mention looking after the kids and it’s possible he regrets not doing something sooner.

Listening to Aaron's latest show at one point he says something about going to the cops AGAIN, no idea if that's a slip-up or an attempt at a joke, but he'll probably play it off as the latter.
Edit: Ninja'd again. I'll shut up now.

 

[FedPostalService]

he wants to rape and eat women

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

On Aaron's show yesterday someone had him review the Denny's joke. Two thirds of the way through watching it, yells (100% verbatim): "If you ask him one more fucking question about Denny's, I swear to god I will call the cops on you again."

(timestamped) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3r2zxK_e-Q&t=5860s

Eta: Aaron's live right now, but I gotta crash.

That needs clipping asap that's a fuck up he definitely has called the cops on nick, I suspected Aaron was the one initially who phoned the cops on nick, perhaps it wasn't just information from the pastor.
I hate Aaron he's a coke head as much as the rest of nicks posse but tries to be above everything.

I'm trying to grab it

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

To all the lawyers and glowies reading this thread right now, I'd just like it be on the record that I never donated Nicky Rackets a single cent of funding for his drug recreation/sex dungeon/Balldo empire.
All glory to the Omnissiah.

 

[H A G]

He probably meant to describe the end behavior of a function approaching negative infinity using limits but his analogy is ass because "calculus equation" isn't very descriptive of what functions would approach negative infinity, nor is it intuitive to normies and non-autists. Likely because he hasn't taken calculus in over 20 years.

He's just trying to sound smart and failing lol

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm never going to be able to catch up with this thread, but this square does have a couple drug questions for anyone who knows.

1. Is there any conceivable reason the Rekietas had drug scales around other than dealing? Do plain old users measure their coke by the milligram?
2. What the heck is a "snort tube", as distinct from a plain old rolled-up dollar bill?