Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
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Literally this. What is a 16 year old supposed to buy food with? He might have a job, but for five kids total??? Are you nuts? He still has to pay for gas too.

Would be great if the kid finally had enough when he tried asking Dad for food and just busted his fuckin' eye. Unfortunately he's so hungry and malnourished right now he couldn't do more damage. But also luckily, his dad is a scrawny fuck fag who has probably never been in a fight in his life.

Oh yeah that's right. Where is Viva now on all of this, lol.

I really hope Viva knew fuck all about Nick's streaming habits and just went along with Barnes because they share a stream. If he's that dimwitted he deserves his streams to collapse.
 
I stopped watching nick back in 2019 but he has a cute story about one of his younger kids telling him that the milk tasted bad.

Basically the kid was too small to handle the jug and instead used the smaller carton....of heavy cream.

I dont think kayla really knew how to do domestic work nor did nick. maybe they werent shopping enough because fuck buying enough food for 7 people 9 is you count the couple swapers. fuck thats alot of food every fucking week

The basically had a domestic "helper" or maid or nanny what ever you wanna call it and that person bailed for what I m gonna assume is good reason.
I know Nick’s family is rich as fuck so I could see him being completely dysfunctional about normal activities for regular people. I don’t know what Kayla’s deal is though: she was a stay at home mom but somehow too overwhelmed with that to actually do that? Hopefully these criminal charges will get people talking so we can find out what really went on.
 
Tell us all how the court was mislead by the evil scandi evangelicals. This cloud hanging over his head will only go away once he tells his side of the story.
The Francis E. Dec approach.
NFSW
Such a subtle and efficient method.

Perhaps Nick will develop a drug psychosis and give good ole Francis a run for the money.
 
Is this officially a harvest now? A one cow harvest? Well...this is a lot of grain. HARVEST! HARVEST! HARVEST!


Oh BOY. I will not be satisfied until Nick's trial turns into the finale of Seinfeld and everyone from Nick's past comes in to testify.

Monica: He called me a landwhale

Renfamous: He called me a blue landwhale.

Ron Toye: He called me Ron Soye

Shane Holson: He dubbed me the title ChairBreaker.

Manjawlo: He called me a creepy androgynous weirdo.

Vic: He said my pants were gay.

Kyle Rittenhouse: He asked me if I like my futanaris with balls or without balls.

MarzGurl - He called me flabby arms.

Ty Beard - He got me to wear these now very ironic "I lost the case again" t-shirts.

Johnny Depp - He profited off of the worst time of my life.

CCLaw TV - He stole our views.

Aaron - He fucked my wife.

Drex - I fucked his wife.

Brittany Venti - He made inappropriate comments about my boobs.

Mandy - He said he would destroy me and refused to touch me once he found out I had a penis.

I'm sure there's more. Feel free to add.
Potentially Criminal - He was tweaking and going off on me for more than 25 minutes about Kiwi Farms and how his children were never in danger.

Faran Balanced - He not only wanted me to swing with his wife, he asked me creepy questions about sex and porn on stream, then off stream told me how contractors wouldn't build his sex room (see leaked DM's).

EVS - Nick and I talked about cocaine on a stream where he told me how much I would like cocaine.

Legal Mindset - I gave Nick the grade of "F" as a lawyer and he's been going downhill ever since.

@Null - The fucking shower calls...


Let's keep the list going...
 
If it was just the same outfit they would not have started to smell. These people are brain damaged.
A lot of us have kids who like certain articles of clothing, so we buy multiples of the items! It’s not fucking hard to put a fresh set of clothes on a kid and bathe them 3 times a week. 30 minutes every other day to keep your kid from reeking.

Now the food is a bit more laborious, but there’s no excuse for habitually dirty smelly children.
 
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