Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

I dont want to take the hate off Nick, but at least Nick WAS working. Kayla was doing absolutely nothing except...what, exactly?

Honestly even if this hadnt happened his career was pretty much over. Every one of his streams was just drunken rambling and he would be going on tirades about god knows what. Even through the lens of being wasted and being a farmer, even I couldnt tell wtf he was talking about the majority of the time. Like the one where he shit on Metokur for like 2 hours straight. Why? Like who fucking cares man? We want the legal stuff, jesus christ.

You said it yourself. Getting drunk and high and talking into a recording camera is not work.

 

[kokokrunch123]

Fuck. Nick’s lawyers or family need to smash his fucking phone.

as i said days ago. nick Has to cancel his internet plan/ service.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Kayla was supposed to be a homemaker, which with 5 kids would've been a full time job.

Once she stuffed her chest full of balloons, she couldn’t move her arms well enough to fulfill homemaker duties

 

[Salgado]

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These people are brain dead.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So prior to getting into the drugs, women and drink was Nick actually a good lawyer? I remember a lawyer telling me that if a lawyer is on tv or the Internet making a show of himself then he's actually not a good lawyer or is no longer practicing. And that any good lawyer should spend their time representing their clients and working on their cases not pontificating about cases they know nothing about.

 

[Mikoyan]

LMFAO
His 'clock' is counting up a couple of days from the start of the Epoch.

Nigga don't set his clocks!

 

[Chazzed Up]

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Okay I like Sean again now. #TeamSean

 

[CreyZark]

Those darn kids ruined everything, Nick was just fine surviving off a diet of alcohol, coke and crackhead April pussy, he didn't need food so why should they?

 

[Cyberpunk Meta]

Jesus Christ. Reading through these documents on how Rekieta left his home to rot is beyond disturbing. Leaving your children to rot like that is beyond fucked. This is definitely a balldo-bunker moment.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is one of Dax's most retarded takes. Lots of shit grows out of the ground,

Lol. As if Balldo was just chewing on some plant leaves instead of snorting a highly processed, chemically refined product.

If Balldo had only been chewing on the coca leaves, his teeth and gums might have suffered but his life wouldn’t have been destroyed like it has been by using highly refined, processed cocaine. Hell we wouldn’t have any cocaine problem at all if coke heads had to get their fix via gnawing on leaves all day.

 

[zimzam88]

There are wine moms in his locals that still believe he was JUST SICK.



This level of delusion is incredible. This is a PSA to always self evaluate and make sure you aren't totally brainwashed.

 

[PikminCollector]

Did anyone anyone archive the Aaron stream from this morning? I was in the middle of watching it but then it went private. I have a sick love of watching people who have fucked up come to Jesus with how badly they fucked up. I said it earlier in the thread, but being conscious of being a fuckup is only the first step and he's getting off on this right now. Asking the Judge to charge him isn't him wanting to pay for his crimes as much as it is getting off on being punished.

You see this often in addicts, especially deathfats - they become hyper aware of their problems but never address them because acknowledging them get's them enough sympathy and dopamine that they never work on the core issues. It's a step further than Nick for sure, but it doesn't absolve him of anything. Until, or if, he finds God and makes some meaningful changes, I do think there is a path forward for him - he will never absolve the sins of his past, but from the few days of streams I've watched with him he has the wherewithal to address these issues and find the light. I have far less hope for the others who are involved.

As for all the other lawfaggots out there, one thing I want to point out is that most of these people end up defending criminals. As much as this is a nick dick riding competition, they are also advertising their legal services by broadcasting how retarded one can interpret the law to get people off. While Nick's case is black and white to anyone paying attention, they want to make it clear they are lawyers first, humans second, which is attractive for the criminal audience they intend to profit off of.

To quote BB: they don't want a criminal lawyer, they want a "criminal" lawyer. This is why they get so caught up over not speculating or saying anything - if they do so, it will be used against them in their future job offerings. Guilty people seek lawyers who help other guilty people. It's important to remember: All Lawyers Are Bastards

Not sure if a full archive was done as he talks so much shit.
I can't be bothered to listen to him stretch out vaguely abstracted stories where 90% of it is reframed cuck coping.
https://www.youtube.com/@Stallyn19 has some of the major parts for you king.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

LM said covering Vtubers helped his channel more than Nick ever did

Lmao rekieta bros it’s over, it’s finished

Nick needs to just swallow a shotgun at this point

He can’t. Cops took it and he’s now a prohibited possessor on the 4473 form.

 

[ForTheHoard]

"People tuned in for law coverage and they got the fucking Balldo. Nobody wants the Balldo." -- Legal Mindset

 

[HostilePustule]

So prior to getting into the drugs, women and drink was Nick actually a good lawyer? I remember a lawyer telling me that if a lawyer is on tv or the Internet making a show of himself then he's actually not a good lawyer or is no longer practicing. And that any good lawyer should spend their time representing their clients and working on their cases not pontificating about cases they know nothing about.

Fuck no. I'm sure someone else can vouch for me here but I'm pretty sure Nick has never won a single case, and he's professed that his strategy was always to settle as soon as possible.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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These people are brain dead.

What is it about this fucking guy that people CANNOT accept the possibility that he's a junkie that abuses kids?

Why?

Anybody else, they'd be all over them. But because it's Crackieta, no no no, it's every single other possibility EXCEPT that one.

Thank you all for letting us know you're retarded, Publius. I don't even know what you do, and I never will now.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Do you think we will get photo evidence of the home? Maybe the cops were UNDERSELLING how bad the house is!

 

[6MillionCoofs]

as i said days ago. nick Has to cancel his internet plan/ service.

I don’t care if they can’t legally do that or whatever. Or don’t legally have to. They absolutely should.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

There are wine moms in his locals that still believe he was JUST SICK.

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This level of delusion is incredible. This is a PSA to always self evaluate and make sure you aren't totally brainwashed.

This was the same cope used when Ralph used to stream on cozy and they'd all say he had the flu everyday

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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That's how its done, when you find out someone has fallen far enough you cut them off entirely so they don't set your life on fire. It's really something people should figure out more often.