Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 53 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 72 33.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 11.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 66 30.3%

  • Total voters
    218
You know what? I've changed my mind, P. T. Barnes is right.
Fuck that ayelawg church for snitching on him. They were just jealous of his lifestyle. Gaslighting his children into looking like they were being neglected, disgusting.
I think he should sue them. That's right Nick, you should sue your curch.

Actually fuck those children too, the rat fucks. After all he did for them, after all he's sacrificed. He fed clothed drove them around once a week, and sometimes he wasn't even drunk while doing that. He wasted the best years of his life that he could have spent doing more coke on raising them, and now they turn on him?.
I think he should sue his children aswell.

Have another drink Nick, you've earned it 🍹🍹🍹

He should sue that bitch wife for having those fuckin kids too.
 
I find it very funny that the fat ogre Uncivil law thinks it's fine for children to live in a crack den with another strange couple but as soon as he hears that they weren't being fed properly, now it's not looking good.
It's because Kurt knows how hard it is to feed yourself.

If even a gigachad high powered lawyer can't cook eggs then who can!?!?
 
Vic disavows Nick, lmaoooooo
Not entirely surprised.

Minor power level, I got to interact with Nick and Vic after BubbaFest. Vic played songs on a hotel piano, very engaged with me and a handful of other attendees. I don't recall Nick engaging much. I chalked it up to a more reserved off-stream demeanor but maybe in hindsight they were just never actually all that invested in one another off-stream as it might have seemed.
 
Fuck no. I'm sure someone else can vouch for me here but I'm pretty sure Nick has never won a single case, and



he's professed that his strategy was always to settle as soon as possible.
That's what 95% of all cases end up. Law is less "magic word gotems" and more "a slogging war of attrition until one party either runs out of money or calls it". Furthermore if he only did civil stuff he might never have been in a trial for ages. I know that lawyers will specialize in certain areas of law and will outsource other lawyers who know an area better. Similar to a Dr. like sure your Orthopedic surgeon can do eye stuff but it's not his bread and butter so he will send you to an eye dr.
 

There is a reason its called "probable cause". You do things that make them draw a conclusion, you are inviting them to toss your house and go through everything in your life. They don't have to be right to get a search warrant. They just need to meet "probable cause".

And if you start trolling the cops pretending to do illegal things and forcing them to do a pointless search warrant, they are going to remember you and figure out some way to mess with you back.
 
I find it very funny that the fat ogre Uncivil law thinks it's fine for children to live in a crack den with another strange couple but as soon as he hears that they weren't being fed properly, now it's not looking good.
lol I can’t keep up with the thread so apologies if this has already been replied to, but I think lawtube is looking for an out now, they’re catching shit for defending the drug addicted freak and are trying to backpedal.
 
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Lol. As if Balldo was just chewing on some plant leaves instead of snorting a highly processed, chemically refined product.

If Balldo had only been chewing on the coca leaves, his teeth and gums might have suffered but his life wouldn’t have been destroyed like it has been by using highly refined, processed cocaine. Hell we wouldn’t have any cocaine problem at all if coke heads had to get their fix via gnawing on leaves all day.
On the unrefined level, it’s better for you than caffeine. It’s an effective, short duration alkaloid stimulant like caffeine, but overdose symptoms are euphoria instead of jitters and vomiting.

But that’s the problem with it.. you can scale it up to the point that you fry out your sinuses and fuck your brain before you hit a wall like throwing up.
 
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