Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Rotollo 2]

Pour one out for my homie Null. This is gonna be 3rd stream in a row that he can't bring out his hamsters and has to talk about the Balldo.

the best things always are a trilogy, aren't they?

 

[Strix454]

You know he could have just worked for the gov (local, state, or fed) or a company and been an inhouse lawyer and would have been better. I'm shocked he never worked for a lawyer or judge in any capacity. Who would get a law degree and barely use it? That shit is expensive like 100,000 usd a semester expensive.

Nick never wanted to work at all. When he got out of college, he worked at a bank and a financial company for maybe three or four years total. He never had the income from those jobs to support five children and a stay at home wife. Family money seems to have supported him and put him into big houses from the start.

He hated working at the bank. He didn't like having to show up for work or do work. He invented all kinds of medical conditions to avoid work and didn't get along with his bosses.

My theory is that his parents encouraged him to go to law school in his 30s to try and get him doing something by which he could support himself financially and which he would enjoy personally.

So they got him into law school with a poor academic background, paid for his law school & entirely supported his family while he was in law school and then set him up with a law office (with assistant) when he graduated. The lawyers in town welcomed him into the legal community and the lawyer currently representing Montagraph against him offered to help him when he moved into town.

Nick did the law for three years, but then figured out ways to stay home and drink. Then his youtube career gave him the opportunity to shut down his law firm entirely so he could just stay in the house drinking full time.

In some sense, everything that has happened to Nick recently was the inevitable outcome of him being a lazy, stupid, uneducated prick with a trust fund who always thought of himself above working. He is like an adult baby. He has likely never supported himself or his family.

 

[CreyZark]

Lawtube status: it's so fucking over

 

[Roving Opossum]

Pour one out for my homie Null. This is gonna be 3rd stream in a row that he can't bring out his hamsters and has to talk about the Balldo.

Someone needs to make that Balldo hamster that Josh hallucinated last stream.

 

[Gorton Colu]

They didn't need to get him to. Aaron did it all on his own on his Steeltoe streams. Aaron suffers from verbal diarrhea. All the cops needed to do was watch his streams and take notes.

He was a radio show host. He only knows how to natter away without pause.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ethan Ralph is a better father than Nick rekieta.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I honestly feel a bit bad for Uncivil Law. He's cringe and a cow, but I genuinely think he's an extremely innocent sperg who actually believed Nick.

Barnes and Viva are lying, coping faggots who are deliberately trying to get people to close their eyes to the blatantly obvious. Kurt is a naïve autist who genuinely couldn't believe his idol and role model was lying to everyone. Perhaps Nick should have taught him a thing or two about recognising social cues.

Theyre not looking just like clowns but the whole damn circus. Ill be looking forward when other lawltubers inevitably eat their own, breakdown their RetardStream that theyre having right now. Ill be looking forward especially for Seans and Nates analysis of Barnes retard tactics

 

[Cringestorian X]

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Uncivil is crying.

I think he's crying because after all that sweeping he's still not invited to the cool kidz club.

 

[HamburgerPatty]

>that search warrant
Yeah, Nick is fucking done. I really cannot for the life of me see him coming back in ANY capacity. It really is the death of Rekieta Law as a project.

 

[PikminCollector]

Pour one out for my homie Null. This is gonna be 3rd stream in a row that he can't bring out his hamsters and has to talk about the Balldo.

HAMSTER NEEDS TO PUT ON THE BALLDO.. POOR HAMMY

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Sad part is that the kids most definitely had to change the 5ths diaper or her bathing needs were ignored.

Thinking of shit like that pisses me off, I know I shouldn't be MATI and rate me it if you want, but there's fucking kids involved dude and we don't know how long shit like this has been going on for, unless some of the older kids talk.
If this is a two year ordeal then this would have started when the kid was around 3 or 4 when it started getting bad.

 

[Uncivil Rekieta 101]

He shouldn't be on the internet. He should just get a real job

I don't think I've ever seen that guy smile, he really should find something he enjoys doing.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Sad part is that the kids most definitely had to change the 5ths diaper or her bathing needs were ignored.

Nah, she's six. Six-year-olds should be long since out of diapers.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

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Uncivil is crying.

God this is sad. I can’t help but feel bad for him.

 

[Meat Target]

This has got to be a bit. Some kind of work. I cannot fathom someone being this brainwashed.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

The Dragon's Treasure, an online tea company with an anime theme, was regularly hawked on Nick's streams, back when I watched them during the Rittenhouse trial. I saw he had made comments about the situation, on "X".

First, in response to Nick's terrible maths joke, the owner recommends Nick get help. When people begin equivocating over the search warrant, The Dragon's Treasure reiterates that does not change the fact Nick has a problem:


The Dragon's Treasure turned its tail on Nick, after the tea was spilled on the warrant:


The Dragon's treasure wonders if Nick was always just a bad guy:


The Dragon's Treasure criticises Robert Barnes' exuberant advocacy for Nick:


The Dragon's Treasure remarks that any defense of Nick is now "unwarranted":


Someone asks if he was going to return all the money he made off of partnering with Nick, to which The Dragon's Treasure retorts that Nick was paid via affiliate sales, in return for promotion:

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

So Barnes thinks Sean needs to change his opinions on Rackets because he made his career supposedly.

So Barnes, a lawyer, someone in a profession where you are supposed to be completely objective, just admitted to forming his opinion based on Nick helping his career.

What an unethical piece of shit lawyer.

Whoever is currently in charge of the list, I think this is worth including in the notes. The screenshot is a few pages back at this point, but it's in the Barnes/Sean back and forth on X.

Ill argue that we should add tiers to that list and put Barnes at the tippy top along with notes

 

[Squatty Potty]

Ethan Ralph is a better father than Nick rekieta.

At this point, Nick is near Ben Thorp levels of terrible father.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

Vic makes a lot of weird choices in regards to helping his own reputation. Here he has a chance to say how Nick and Ty fucked him over, and gain more sympathy from it. But no, he would rather not "get involved" or something that is a vain gesture.

 

[#lurker]

This is when it gets really interesting. The cracks are starting to form and the lawfags are pointing fingers at each other. Grab your popcorn and enjoy the shitfights.