Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[yourfloppycaulk]

Ethan Ralph is a better father than Nick rekieta.

Well, they're about equal now.. they're both separated from their kids and don't really seem to care

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Ethan Ralph is a better father than Nick rekieta.

Imagine the content if Ralph actually actively had his kids in his life.

Horrifying.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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My understanding is that Alex does not like Nick. Judging by the wording I'm guessing Vic was going to go on and run some sort of defense of Nick but now...well this thread wouldn't have grown a thousand pages in a week, gotten it's own sub forum, and have Vic turn his back to him if his fuck up wasn't so colossal.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Please let this trial be televised. It would be the perfect capstone to his fall.

It would be genuinely Shakespearean to see the man who almost made it to the big leagues by live streaming trials have his own downfall culminate in a televised trial, that will almost certainly be livestreamed by the same Lawtube sector he helped create and popularise.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Some AI concept art for the first two heroes in the Balldo Cinematic Universe (BCU)

Nick Rekieta, aka Sky Admiral Balldo, pictured with his emo entourage of Dickensian street urchins.


Jack Murphy, aka Pussy Hooks.

 

[Peace Through Power]

This has got to be a bit. Some kind of work. I cannot fathom someone being this brainwashed.

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He used to send 100 dollar superchats to Nick on streams years ago

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

 

[Red_Cap]

"im mad nick my friend"

It's funny to me that he hasn't realized Nick does not consider him a friend if he's not getting invited to coke-fueled orgies or private group chats with other lawyers

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

Vic makes a lot of weird choices in regards to helping his own reputation. Here he has a chance to say how Nick and Ty fucked him over, and gain more sympathy from it. But no, he would rather not "get involved" or something that is a vain gesture.

Good move, imo, but bad for thread content

 

[The Doom Slayer]

This has got to be a bit. Some kind of work. I cannot fathom someone being this brainwashed.

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Nick Rekieta, a bigger star than Johnny Depp

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Its almost certain that after April moved in with them, any remaining sanity or restraint went out the window. It was still bad enough before that Aaron should have done something, but by the streaming content after April moved in everything went totally off the cliff. That isn't to blame her. Its more than when you have three people in the house using you make the full transition to drug den.

Correct. The timing matches up perfectly.

Aaron revealed that there was an incident shortly before the Imholtes went to Vegas and when they came back the full-on swinging started. The trip to Vegas was in early December.

Rekieta's streams started falling off the rails in December. In particular there was a "Pillstream" level catastrophe at the end of the month. Nick was so shamed by that he was forced to promise "Sober Spring" Sober January which we now know was as far from the truth as could be possible.

This is also when the bathroom break meta started. Aaron has revealed that during the bathroom breaks Nick and April would actually go up to the master bedroom to talk to Kayla and Aaron, and probably also did coke in the master bathroom.

EDIT: It was Ralph who promised Sober Spring. Corrected. Rekieta is a bigger lolcow and could only bring himself to promise a single month sober.

And I really wonder if Nick had not been busted if we would have eventually been subjected to a Nick/Kayla/April onlyfans channel. That (and/or heroin) would have been the next logical step for them had the police not intervened.

I still wouldn't rule it out.

Rekieta is friends with that OnlyFans "star" Xia Land and in fact someone said he superchatted her yesterday though I didn't see it myself. Xia Land has YouTube streams where she strips to a bikini after making a dono goal. Well, what do you know, April did the same thing on Steel Toe Morning Show sometime in February.

There is absolutely zero doubt in my mind it was Nick who put that idea in her head. In reality the STMS fans and alogs alike went after her so hard for it that it never happened again.

Now that she is gone from STMS and still on good terms with Rekieta, anything can happen. Rekieta is on record stating his belief that any woman with any Internet notoriety at all can make bank on OnlyFans. Rekieta may be just delusional enough to believe that with all the attention and drama on the situation, an April Anderson Imholte OnlyFans account with Rekieta making "cameo appearances" would make millions of dollars.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I 100% believe Juju is gassing up Nick to try and get him on his show.

I also think he's enabling nick the same way he did ralph so nick feels good at doing retarded shit (DICK MASTERSON TOLD ME I COULD DO COKE AROUND MY CHILDREN!!) so that when the inevitable implosion comes it will be even more juicy for him to cover on the podcast with vito the pedo.

 

[200MB]

KURT MUTE YOUR MIC AND BLOW YOUR NOSE.

 

[Young_Griff]

Okay I like Sean again now. #TeamSean

Sean has been the most honest and moral throughout this entire fucking fiasco.

 

[Beavis]

Ethan Ralph is a better father than Nick rekieta.

I feel like the only reason Ralph's situation with his kids wasn't worse is he didn't have the resources like Rekieta.

Also, when Vic can't find the good in you and ditches you you've fucked up.

 

[Evilronald]

Is it at all possible that Barnes and Viva also went skiing with the Rekietas and touched Our Wife too?


As I said in the other thread. Nick was not cucked by Aaron. Aaron was cucked by Nick. April left Aaron for the Rekietas. Aaron can cry on Livestream all he wants about how much bigger his dick is than Nick's. Series of events demonstrate though that's not how this went. Aaron was not macho stud McMuffin who's gonna cuck Nick and save Kayla. He was a toy. He lost his wife to Nick. Kayla never left Nick for Aaron. She probably never will. She might divorce Nick, but she will never marry Aaron. If that retard thinks she'll run to his arms after he helped ruin her life and get her children taken away from her, he's sorely mistaken. She'll probably never speak to him again and all this simping will just be remembered as one lone cuckold, screaming into the aether.

That's your fate Aaron. Us and your children will remember you as the man who got cucked by Cokehead Nick Balldo Limp Dick Rekieta. That's what you actually admitted to. This is the fate you chose.

Aaron is just mad that the Rekietas played him and stole his wife to be part of their thruple. I think his story of why and how he left is cope bullshit. Aaron sucks, April sucks, the Rekieta’s really suck. I hope the kids are being cared for now.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Kurt cried like a pussy on stream. Why did he just have a towel right there ready to go? Strange.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Having a thread on Kiwi Farms should be enough for probable cause?

If not, an entire board might.

 

[Blitzsneed]

“I don’t think she was paid in currency, I think she was paid in cocaine and cock”

Holy fuck LM he’s already dead

I'm glad I zapped in to hear this line. But calling Rackets a fucking retard live on stream, for saying shit that could rape him further in court, is justified.
Balldo has completely dissolved his prefrontal cortex with the hardcore substance abuse. He is at least Gunt-tier, but judging from his actions, he will surpass the Blue Heart, Jesus Christ Sonichu himself.

Do another shot and a fat rail, you deserve it, champ.

Uncivil Law: "Legal mindset is in a DM thread I'm not invited to."

No smoothing over that ass-pain. Forever left out.

Edit: @Roving Opossum beat me to it.

Sucks to be him, but in this specific case, he dodged a .500 round with this one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I tune in to Uncivil Law right when he reads a superchat that says, "Real men can cry" to which he sadly responds, "Nick would probably make fun of me..."

Holy shit buddy. I'm glad you finally figured it out but... wooo boy...