Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
Clout Horse (Pantsu) is a far, far better mother than Kayla. She even knew when to take the kid and just run from Ralph.
pantsu is a literal lolicon enjoying pedo
Both of your posts are correct.

Therefore, I am conflicted. Which is very bad. Nobody should ever be put in the position where they have to consider whether any woman is a shittier mother than Ralph's horsebride.

Fuck Kayla. Fuck Nick.

LolcowLive will apparently cover Nick Rekieta in their show
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Nobody should care about these fags. Keemstar is trying to do "Kiwifarms on YouTube," and it's fucking gay.

I am hoping more people concentrate on the Lawtube streams. That's where I think the tard cum is gonna be in this.
 
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It's $3000 for the footage + unknown cost for labor. If there's a significant amount of money left over I'll just donate it to something. We can discuss that ship when it's time to sail.
@Null, we should look into child abuse organizations - particularly in Minnesota - to give the rest of the donations to.

Here are some I found in Minnesota after doing a simple google search:
 
I feel bad for Kurt. Everyone knew the one autistic kid at school who was super smart and latched onto people thinking they were friends, only to find out that kid ditched them for being an uncool autistic.

Kurt is probably reliving some childhood trauma there. Nick is such an ass.
Kurt is a loser, but I find it sad. I posted before that the 5 minute clip of the twenty minute segment was missing context. That was when Nick initially got arrested. Kurt wasn’t able to understand his emotions and his thoughts went to Nick and he said objectively they should go to kids, but subjectively his were to Nick.

I think Kurt wants to think Nick was actually his friend. That it’s all lies, but he has to face reality that Nick used him. Nick has no friends, it’s all transactional and Kurt was dumb enough to open himself up to Nick. Nick kept him around to sperg autistically at Megan Fox. He wasn’t even a good enough ball licker to get into the Balldo Bunker DMs unlike Legal mindset who called Nick a bad lawyer months ago.

I do feel bad for Kurt. Imagine being that loser all your life and the one guy who you thought was your first friend was a liar. Every defense you make for him crumbles and you have to face reality. He’s better then Barnes, at least.
 
I'm really looking forward to Lawn Crime streaming Nicks trial and all the lawtube grifters competing with each other. It is already done and dusted.
Judge: Mrs Fischer, Nicks nemesis.
Jury: Scandinavian incel prude congregation ;)
Prosecutor: None other than Binger herself.
New charge: Crime lab raises charges to schedule 1 because brown substance is heroin that went into Nicks track spattered arm.
I can just picture Binger in the courtroom taking the Sig AR and pointing it at the church congregation jurists. :really:
 
With how fast this thread moves I know this surely has been posted already, but the cost of the bodycam footage is $3,000.

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Should we tell her how loaded the Farms is? We are oiled up and ready for the long haul Bish!

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I've said this before but if you're emotionally invested in this, you should be clipping and screencapping all the lawtubers taking the "this is about drug prohibition guyzz fr fr no cap" stance and file that into a book of grudges somewhere on your computer.
Can mods set up a request thread for specific URLs and timestamps? Some may not have the technical expertise to clip (e.g. not me) and others may not watch 30 hours of lawtube to know what to clip (e.g. me). TOO MUCH CONTENT EEK.
 
Are you that retarded to think Pantsu took off because she was protecting her child? She left because she was living in an un-airconditioned shack in Mexico cleaning up Ralph's piss bottles while he screamed at her. She left because the situation was no longer good for her, not out of interest for Rozy. If Ralph had Nick's money and they were living in a mansion with unlimited drug access, you can bet the horse would've stayed in the stable.
But, she grabbed the kid when she fled. Which puts her miles above Kayla.
 
I wonder, would the Sheriff's Department only charge the $3,000 to process and edit the footage once and then distribute it to everyone who's asking? Or would they take $3,000 from each online personality asking for the footage and use the extra money to buy a Bearcat?
We know they won't spend it on coke since they have Nick's now.
 
Quarter Pounder is the exact kind of faggot I don't want to get a hold of it. Pim Tool or PPP either.
They will, nothing can stop that it's not a race.
The chief reason would be to make sure it's all out there rather than just 'here's the clips I'm putting up on my stream, this part I'm not showing because I think it's too sad..."
 
I wonder, would the Sheriff's Department only charge the $3,000 to process and edit the footage once and then distribute it to everyone who's asking? Or would they take $3,000 from each online personality asking for the footage and use the extra money to buy a Bearcat?
No because then the person who paid the 3k originally would have a claim against them.
 
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I was curious about this and checked her Twitter yesterday, and it appears to me that she's choosing not to touch the Balldo at all, content with just continuing to (unlike Nick) actually cover a televised trial.

Similarly, I also checked on Hoeg Law, who also fell out with Nick a long time ago, and it seems like he's not touching the Balldo either, preferring to instead just talk about video games like usual.
 
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