Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

What if we force all of lawtube to fight over the remaining money like gladiators?

 

[Procrastinhater]

"Robert Barnes has his head up his own ass huffin copium giving bad takes" - Kurt
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Kurt was one of Limp Dicks biggest Balldo Washers, to the extent he was shitting on the Pastor, he's also one of the most knowledgeable about law (probably because that's his Autistic fixation) out of all of GriftTube.
If even he is at the point of "Fuck You Nick" then Lord Balldo is fucking roped.

 

[A Little Bird]

I'm for the remainder going to the church. Perhaps they'd take a donation for the purposes of supporting their children's programmes or for providing for neglected and abused children in the county more generally?

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

When the body cam releases we need to run it through that AI program that generates a 3D virtual environment of the house

 

[EggImpregnator]

You guys are too hard on Kurt. Like yeah he was baldogaurding in the beginning. But now that he's seen Nick was abusing his kids he's turned against him.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

When the body cam releases we need to run it through that AI program that generates a 3D virtual environment of the house

Y tho?

 

[AnOminous]

I just want to hear Nick's nasaly, faggot voice angrily demanding to see a warrant

I want to see exactly that, and the part where after they gave it to him, he went into toddler tard rage mode and *THREW IT ON THE GROUND*. They must think he's a *JOKE*.

 

[PikminCollector]

Jersh is also anxiously awaiting the campaign.

Please allow 1-2 business days for your campaign request to be processed.
I guess it's time to wait....

 

[The_Red_Man]

Do you think that part of the work they need to do on the BWC footage is blurring the kids' faces (if they appear).

Personally, I'd be in favor of that. They've had enough trauma being forced into the situation. No reason to make it worse by plastering their faces all over the place.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Here's Kurt crying like a giant faggoty sack of estrogen lmao
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You gotta watch them both at the same time to really appreciate it. Just keep restarting LTG.

 

[EggImpregnator]

When the body cam releases we need to run it through that AI program that generates a 3D virtual environment of the house

You can do that from the zillow listing

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I feel so sorry for the small town detective that had to learn about the Balldo.

Long after Nick has died predictably tragically by wrecking his mustang into a tree fleeing from the cops drunk and high on cocaine on his way back from an underwear party at the Gay90s, the most defining trait he'll be remembered for will be strapping a silicon torture device to his balls and exposing the wider public to the existence of the Balldo.

Balldo is synonymous with Nick's name now. Some of this dark comedy weighs heavy, but that will never not be funny.

 

[Goatchoker]

You guys are too hard on Kurt. Like yeah he was baldogaurding in the beginning. But now that he's seen Nick was abusing his kids he's turned against him.

It was kinda sad watching him realize it was as bad as “we” thought.
I’m glad he is distancing himself also.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Y tho?

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[kokokrunch123]

Here's Kurt crying like a giant faggoty sack of estrogen lmao
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and LTG means that 100%--no, 1000%.

 

[Null]

Please allow 1-2 business days for your campaign request to be processed.

I hope that we don't have to wait that long. I will probably get the request in asap.

I'm having it submitted by an attorney. Minnesota is apparently very stingy with footage requests. The request will be written so there are no grounds to deny it.

 

[Young_Griff]

I don't find bullying uncivil law to be that entertaining. He just seems like a mentally weak, naive person, and making fun of those people can be fun but generally only if they also act bad or display toxic traits like a big ego and scheming like Chris or Cobra. Kurt is just a lumpy oaf.

His comments about girls under 18 visiting him "to enjoy some food" is enough to justify bullying him.

 

[dingusmcbingus]

I hope that we don't have to wait that long. I will probably get the request in asap.

Paying upfront and then reimbursing yourself from the campaign and then donating the rest?

 

[Fools Idol]

Looks like we're getting this footage soon. I expect that Nick will have a meltdown, I just hope he's that wasted and angry that he streams it.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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