Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

So he married the first women he fucked? What about those underwear parties Nick?

Those were extremely gay, homosexual underwear parties with other dudes, like he had at the Gay 90s.

 

[verissimus]

Why is gator still a thing?

Flies need to eat too.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT "MY HOUSE" OFF THE INTERNET NOW, NOW NOW NOW!

Lmfao this might give Magi-Chan PTSD flashbacks

 

[oh no im late for school]

discount Anthony Cumia

i wonder if aaron's ever bought a porn tranny some implants too

 

[zimzam88]

Kiwifags keep crying about how Nick abused his children.
Have any of you considered the abuse his children did to him?
These crotch goblins RUINED his Hotwife's body soo much they could only pull in discount Anthony Cumia into their polycule.
The ungrateful little shits racked up THOUSANDS of dollars of snacks.
He had to hire a nanny to take care of them and he didn't even get to fuck the nanny.
They didn't even have the self respect to wash themselves before RATTING him out to the cops.
If you really think about it Nicky is the real victim.

I rescind all of my comments and fully acquit Balldoman on all charges.

Because of the damage to his reputation that his snitching kids caused by asking for food I grant him 1 kilo of cocaine in damages to help repair his reputation.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

His degree was in "creative writing". It was an English Department degree where he could avoid most of the otherwise required literature and reading classes needed for an english degree. Its an absolute joke of a degree that you could do with barely any effort at all.

My teachers made me read all the hard lit, I feel cheated.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Diddler Dax is fucking retarded lol:

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Balldo has some great minds in his corner.

The people whose job it is to investigate have been investigating and drafting things?
It’s over Kiwifags, it’s a clear conspiracy to bring down my man Nick he dindu nuffin.

 

[Dastardly Dick]

I doubt the loose shell casing implies a shot was negligently fired. When it was inventoried as .22, it could also be .223 and for the AR under the bed. I've seen this mistake made before. Many firearms that you purchase new in the box comes with a casing that was fired from the factory.

What?

The big one is .223, the smaller ones are 22lr, how do you get those two mixed up? Especially cops who more than likely have had some training on an AR chambered in .223/5.56mm.

Second I own several guns and not a single one ever came with any spent brass from the factory. Magazines, chamber lock, instruction manuals, warranty card, and in some cases a cleaning kit, but an empty brass cartridge? Nope.

 

[Goatchoker]

Good lawgic. “It’s gonna be hard to overturn”

Ope.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Of course that'll be the new line, that's all they've got. It doesn't matter that this is perfectly normal in small towns with only a few judges. The judge is out to get our little angel, you see?

There are only three judges in Kandiyohi county. Nick will probably demand a change of venue.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So I was talking to a friend of mine who's in the fancy legal world (big law, graduated from top 10 law school, does all the big and fancy cases makes mega bucks type law), and Nick has become "water cooler talk" for those who go online. Congrats Nick even the majors are talking about you.

 

[Salgado]

The kids are A-logs and rats.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

The big one is .223, the smaller ones are 22lr, how do you get those two mixed up? Especially cops who more than likely have had some training on an AR chambered in .223/5.56mm.

That's what I'm saying but for some reason people keep saying "But the cop might have rounded". No. It's gotta be a tiny 22. I still like the theory that sloped shoulders crackets got a 22lr ar15.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Those were extremely gay, homosexual underwear parties with other dudes, like he had at the Gay 90s.

Actually, that poster is referring to how Nick claims his college dorm was “underwear only” and “totally hung out with naked cheerleaders, dood”.

4) Fourth year Nick claims he lived in his underwear in his dorm room and had both male underwear friends and female cheerleaders in their underwear hanging out in his dorm room.

 

[Farmer9876]

There's a new crowdfunding site that I want to try. I've set the goal at $5000. It's awaiting approval.

LOL, LMAO even.

 

[BikeLock]

What?

The big one is .223, the smaller ones are 22lr, how do you get those two mixed up? Especially cops who more than likely have had some training on an AR chambered in .223/5.56mm.

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Second I own several guns and not a single one ever came with any spent brass from the factory. Magazines, chamber lock, instruction manuals, warranty card, and in some cases a cleaning kit, but an empty brass cartridge? Nope.

I have several handguns that came with a spent casing in an envelop, its a Massachusetts requirement...

Edit: From the angle of the photo, those .22 rounds are .22 LR, .22 Long, and .22 Short, which are are all technically different, but good luck finding "22. Long" as its mostly been replaced with .22 LR. Good luck finding .22 short, as most pistols that are still chambered for that are blank starter pistols. They all use the same bullet, so you can safely shoot all of them through a .22 LR gun as .22 rimfire headspaces on the rim and not the case mouth, though none of them will cycle a semi-auto other than .22 LR.

 

[AnOminous]

Balldo Man
Balldo Man
Can he do what a human can?
No he can't!
He's a dude
Who can't even feed his children food!
OH YEEEEEEAH THE AMAZING BALLDO MAN!

 

[zimzam88]

There are only three judges in Kandiyohi county. Nick will probably demand a change of venue.

He will demand the venue to be changed to the ghetto in Houston where Nick grew up, his real hood niggas will defend him.

 

[Ollie Beach]

Good Lawgic is harder to listen to than reading the cops writing on the warrant.

 

[Harm]

So I was talking to a friend of mine who's in the fancy legal world (big law, graduated from top 10 law school, does all the big and fancy cases makes mega bucks type law), and Nick has become "water cooler talk" for those who go online. Congrats Nick even the majors are talking about you.

Surely they're all discussing how unconstitutional the warrant is and how he'll be exonerated in no time.

Right, Rekietabros???

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The kids are A-logs and rats.

Rat your own parents out? I didn't know the Rekieta household was going by prison rules.