TheLastJoestar
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- Apr 14, 2018
When I talked to my friends about that pillstream last week I acted out the "Terrain! Terrain! Pull Up!" GPWS warning... Then I proclaimed that the stream itself was the crash. I thought a bit about that analogy because maybe the arrest was the crash. But now I'm thinking the stream WAS the crash. So here's my chronology:
From here = there's now an unquenchable forest fire threatening to engulf hundreds of miles of greenery and turn the skies over the surrounding states an eerie pale orange with the distinct smell of burning coal just like with those CA fires or the Canadian Wild fires (For my buddies on the east coast of the US). Nick is dead. Some noseguards back at the airport are still throwing blame. The media is raging, but there will be no recovery from such serious child abuse allegations.
(Edit to fix formatting. No idea why that 1. just sits there though)
- Discovering Cocaine Hedonism II = Engine 1 is hit by a degenerate flying balldo. Sputters out and takes Engines 2 and 4 with it. Only one engine left
- Balldo = Captain tries desperately to stabilize the plane but the destroyed engine also hit the hydraulics. Fluid will run out soon so control reverts to manual.
- Eric July Stream(s) = That last engine sputters out. Shortly after, the last of the Hydraulic fluid spills out. This plane is now a 60 ton glider with entirely manual controls and a fucked up wing that will tilt the plane.
- Novemember - December 2023 = 30,000 feet left. Manually controlling a 60 ton plane with no (power) controls. Plane yaws to the left and starts spiraling down. Plane loses 25,000 ft of altitude in 2 minutes.
- MANdy revelations 12/31/23 = Plane pulls out of it's spiral but is still going too fast to the ground. loses another 3000 feet very quickly. - 2000 feet left at 500 mph gliding down
- Hot tub swinging streams = Nick has turned off all other warnings but is too coked up to find the "override GPWS alarm" button which at just 1500 feet finally activates.
- Dear John = "TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL UP!!" The Nose-Air flight crew (Aka Noseguards) are still pretending the treetops aren't tickling their plane's taint BTW. Some people finally break off and say something though.
- Nicks Coke Stream = "TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL UP!!" Nick takes a final shot of cocaine for the road and brings the plane down HARD. It breaks apart and spews the remaining fuel all over a forest. There are still a few survivors, now if they can just get out before the plane catches on fi-
- ARREST = Plane and surrounding forest is immediately engulfed in flames almost instantaneously. Nose- air crew who are still alive trying to blame everyone but themselves instead of getting people to safety.
- Warrant release = the final violent explosion. Shit can be seen and heard for miles. Makes Beirut look quaint in comparison. Everyone in the area is incinerated, and vaporized including the captain.
From here = there's now an unquenchable forest fire threatening to engulf hundreds of miles of greenery and turn the skies over the surrounding states an eerie pale orange with the distinct smell of burning coal just like with those CA fires or the Canadian Wild fires (For my buddies on the east coast of the US). Nick is dead. Some noseguards back at the airport are still throwing blame. The media is raging, but there will be no recovery from such serious child abuse allegations.
(Edit to fix formatting. No idea why that 1. just sits there though)
