Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.9%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 31.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.2%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 74 31.1%
  • Total voters
    238
PenguinSpy said:
If someone handed me that trust and home I wouldn't even know what to do. I'd probably just walk around the place in amazment for months. I guess the perspective of being a lifelong low/middle class is different.
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You’d probably blow up in your own way eventually.

There are few of us equipped to deal with the kind of effortless plenty that Rekieta has access to, without seducing us in some way.

See also: Many lottery winners.
 
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PenguinSpy said:
If someone handed me that trust and home I wouldn't even know what to do. I'd probably just walk around the place in amazment for months. I guess the perspective of being a lifelong low/middle class is different.
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No immediate neighbors, decent internet, plenty of space.
Perfect to raise a big family.
But cokey mc cokehead decided it was perfect for orgy drug parties too.

Fapcop said:
You’d probably blow up in your own way eventually.

There are few of us equipped to deal with the kind of effortless plenty that Rekieta has access to, without seducing us in some way.

See also: Many lottery winners.
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Lottery winners are impulsive idiots. Which is why they play the lottery to begin with.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
I just thought they'd be taller than my home state of NC. Longleaf pines are not the tallest trees in the country, but they are over 130 feet often.
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It depends on the age of the forest tbh. Could have been a fire a while back. Or just a lot of logging. Clearly some work has been done to the land. I doubt many of them are 100 years old.
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
Pretty sure he is saying none of what they saying is true. And i’m willing to believe the kids were fine.

Kids could be perfectly fine but the mom and the dad certainly weren’t.

It’s all the compounding factors.
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Oh yeah perfectly fine.
Kid complaining to their fucking preschool teacher they were hungry because Mommy and Daddy weren't feeding them.
Parishioners noticing they were starting to smell.
5 upper middle class kids, used to going to Church, a stable, affluent home, suddenly finding their entire world being turned upside down over the course of a year as their Dad decides to "choose his midlife crisis" and become a fucking junky alcoholic.
Kids left to fend for themselves because Mommy and Daddy move their fucking degenerate polycule into the house and then lock themselves in the bedroom to get high and fuck all day.
Having to beg the weird guy thats fucking their Mom to make them something to eat because Mom is too wasted and Dad doesn't care.
Seeing their Mom turn into a fucking skeletal fucking pilled out wreck that looks like a crack whore, and their Dad losing dozens of pounds in weight until he looks like a fucking Sith, and stinks of booze permanently.


I'm sure the kids were fucking just great.
 
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Swole McPole said:
Back when MDMA was scarce and hard to come by, people would put it in tablets and sell it as counterfiet MDMA. These days, MDMA is a lot less scarce and much less expensive. (Back in 1987, they were £20 a tablet. These days, if you've got a good connection I think they're about £3 each.)

Even so, my guess is that Nick bought these Ketamine tablets in the belief that he was buying MDMA. As soon as you took one though, you'd know you got burned.
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Your post made me think of this song by The Shamen.

 
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Barry McKockner said:
Kayla will live as a worthless husk of a person before leaving Nick. What shes more addicted to than drugs is not having to work, and im betting there's an iron clad prenup.
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Prenups are prenups, but there is no prenup that is alimony and child support proof. Nick would be paying for over a decade.

Unfortunately, I reckon the odds of our wife taking the lifeboat to get off the Titanic as 50/50.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
I miss your br*toid self dunking on Nick. You're slipping old man.
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I'm conflicted. Truth be told, I feel kind of sad for him. It's not like he doesn't deserve everything he gets, but he used to infuriate me because of his smug, self-satisfied smirking when it was always really clear to me that he was getting wasted and getting cucked.

Now his life has completely fallen apart. It won't be the same again for a very long time. I feel like Kiwifarms won and Nick decisively lost. He may not be admitting it yet, but deep down in his heart of hearts, he has to know.

Now he has to go through the horrible process of explaining himself. To his family. To Kayla's family. To his older children. I want to see him held accountable -- but, shit, I've made mistakes. I've fucked up. I'm vain and shallow and self-satisfied as well. I'm not all *that* different to him. There's a side of me that completely relishes his total public humiliation and thinks it's utterly deserved. But there's another side of me that thinks...

There but for the grace of God..
 
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Sadly, the 5/21 appealstream fell off the Featured Content, otherwise Nick would have featured 6 times at the same time. Still, think this is a record?

Also jesus fuck 100 more pages since this morning aaaaaa
 
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