Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 64 30.3%

  • Total voters
    211
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lmao, can't wait to hear how the state was starving the children, not washing, changing their clothes, and bathing them, then forcing him and our wife to snort cocaine
This fucking asshole. I do not trust the government. I do not trust the judicial system. I do not trust cops. I do not trust Aaron. I do not trust an addict that has thrown away everything to chase a dragon. Nobody is trustworthy in this fuck up however one side has a narrative that fucking makes sense. Nick's narrative, tbf so far, boils down to "Nuh-uh!"
 
Hey Nick, what do you think the motives are for the government to lie about you and arrest you based on a lie that it made up?
Clearly, he was threatening The State! Rackets was such a threat to the Biden administration and Pedowood that they hired a forum of internet spergs to point and laugh at him for years of his antics, drive him into alcoholism, hedonism, and madness, spur on a defamation lawsuit, all so a bunch of Minnesota church yokels could conspire against him, have him arrested, and secure the 2024 election!

Barnestorm the Capitol!

<disclaimer: this is purely satire, please don’t send me to Federal Pound-Me-In-Ass prison. I’m not YOPA.>
 
calling a .223 a .22 is too stupid of a mistake to make
It's a lot more common than people pulling apart bullets as a source of gunpowder to mix with their cocaine. If he didn't own a .22, why go to the gun store and buy .22 bullets when they sell smokeless powder in bottles? The brown brown shit is a movie thing for cartel members and African warlords.
 
Are we sure we can even get the bodycam footage at this point? It's still an item of evidence in an ongoing investigation and therefore may not be subject to release until it is put into the public record during the trial (or after Rackets takes a pleas deal, should he have a moment of sober clarity)
 
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What blows my mind is how the kids were starving in a house with two fucking kitchens.
Well, I assume the kids don’t know anything because all their parents do is just fuck off to their rooms to drink/snort/watchStarTrek/fuck leaving the kids without guidance and basic rules. There’s been plenty of times his kids interrupt Nick and he’s pissed all while streaming after midnight so there’s no sense of order or discipline other than leave mom and dad alone. I think as the drugs took over the kids who were used to having all their meals ready and clothes prepped and cleaned by the nanny most likely (who quit) were just listless in an unknown world they had no clue how to navigate. Mom zonked out on pills with Dad busy doing lines and ranting about how his Kiwifarms thread and Scandinavian prudes ruined his life.
 
Are we sure we can even get the bodycam footage at this point? It's still an item of evidence in an ongoing investigation and therefore may not be subject to release until it is put into the public record during the trial (or after Rackets takes a pleas deal, should he have a moment of sober clarity)
The footage belongs to the public and a FOIA is just us asking for it. They have to justify a denial if they don't want it out, and denials can be appealed. Either way, it looks like the clerks have already confirmed that it can be released by putting a price tag on it.
 
I’m just saying they could be and it would not change anything to me. Nick should still be jailed.
Got ya. Sorry if I seemed to go off at you, I have two kids myself, and my wife had to raise her 4 siblings herself from the time she was 14 because her Mom was a BPD fucking waste of life and her Dad was always working away, so this shit hits more than one of my fucking rage buttons.
I hate people neglecting kids.
As far as I'm concerned the Rekietas should be fucking shot.
 
If you believe that. I don't. Remember, April left Aaron for the Rekietas. Kayla did not leave Nick for Aaron. If you believe that faggot, they were in a whirlwind fairy tale romance. If you look at what actually happened, Aaron straight up got cucked by Nick Rekieta. Then he decided to get revenge by being a snitch. If Kayla was plotting to leave Nick for Aaron, when? April straight up usurped her. She could've walked out at any time. She chose to stay. And now? Now, Kayla knows Aaron had a hand in her downfall. Odds are, he is never getting another crumb of her pussy ever again. No matter how hard he simps. He can swear up and down all he wants about how he'll save her, and she's his Sweet Dear Kayla, but in reality, she doesn't give a rats anus.

The bottom line is - Aaron is a fucking beta male simp and always has been. He cheated on the mother of his children. He whored out his second wife to Nick and God knows who else. Aaron is all talk. In reality, he's a scorned little man who got cucked by a guy who has to fuck women with his testicles.
I have a low enough opinion of a drugged out Kayla to believe she caught feelings for anyone who isn't actively abusing her. It isn't that much of a stretch considering we aren't dealing with stable, normal people. Sure, Aaron is a liar. But doubting that Kayla is a whore who caught feelings is an odd one to cling to.

Kayla is not a catch.
Kayla is not stable.
Kayla is a druggie.
Kayla is a whore.
Kayla caught feelings.

Get it twisted, that's what happened.
 
If you believe that. I don't. Remember, April left Aaron for the Rekietas. Kayla did not leave Nick for Aaron. If you believe that faggot, they were in a whirlwind fairy tale romance. If you look at what actually happened, Aaron straight up got cucked by Nick Rekieta. Then he decided to get revenge by being a snitch. If Kayla was plotting to leave Nick for Aaron, when? April straight up usurped her. She could've walked out at any time. She chose to stay. And now? Now, Kayla knows Aaron had a hand in her downfall. Odds are, he is never getting another crumb of her pussy ever again. No matter how hard he simps. He can swear up and down all he wants about how he'll save her, and she's his Sweet Dear Kayla, but in reality, she doesn't give a rats anus.

The bottom line is - Aaron is a fucking beta male simp and always has been. He cheated on the mother of his children. He whored out his second wife to Nick and God knows who else. Aaron is all talk. In reality, he's a scorned little man who got cucked by a guy who has to fuck women with his testicles.
You're forgetting Kayla has kids with Nick. Aaron and April don't have kids. There's a lot more at play to prevent Kayla leaving for Aaron. I believe he even stated the kids as her reasoning for sticking around but don't quote me on it.
 
You're forgetting Kayla has kids with Nick. Aaron and April don't have kids. There's a lot more at play to prevent Kayla leaving for Aaron. I believe he even stated the kids as her reasoning for sticking around but don't quote me on it.
Considering everything revealed, you think Aaron's small brain processed that for more than a second and realized she's clearly full of shit?

"I can't leave Nick for you, I care about the kids. I mean, I don't really care about the kids, but that's what I'm going with here"
 
The request itself is technically free, but the police department has already stated that there's at least a $3k USD fee (plus unspecified additional labor costs) attached to this specific bodycam footage. How they came up with that figure is known only to them.
>Sir, we have received a thousand emails requesting the bodycam footage of our biggest cocaine bust from Nicolas " The Big Nose" Rekieta to be released. How should we proceed?
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>Well, since they reaalllllyyyy want to get their hands on it let's give them an exorbitant fee! Surely nobody would pay that amount for some footage showcasing a crack shack in the middle of nowhere. Right?
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Edit: There is no shooting, but I wonder if channels like Donut Operator or the like would cover that.
 
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Now he has to go through the horrible process of explaining himself. To his family. To Kayla's family. To his older children.

Extremely optimistic that you think this will happen.

After watching this man as intently as we have, I think it’s pretty safe to predict the total lack of accountability.

What will Nick tell himself? “I’m not an addict, I just like to have fun. Addiction is all in your head! The only thing I’m guilty of, is not following their prudish rules and dumb laws because I can make my OWN choices!”

To Kayla: “Dumb bitch, we wouldn’t have been in this situation if it wasn’t for you! WHY DIDNT YOU FLUSH THE DRUGS?! I tried to buy you time!”

(And maybe later when he’s really drunk.)

“You cunt, maybe if you had been a little more fun, I wouldn’t have to get high to deal with your nagging! Even Aaron couldn’t take your shit! Notice how April and I never fight?”

To his kids: “Do you realize how much time I’ve spent driving you around? How much money your school cost? How old are you again? You can’t take the laundry? Make some food yourselves? I’ve given you everything, and just because I cut loose a little suddenly I’m a bad father?!”

To Kayla’s family: “Oh please, as if you don’t ever drink too much! Don’t even try to guilt trip me, you weren’t there!
 
God, all of these people are so retarded when trying to introduce doubt into the warrant's validity. Some lawtuber needs to actually give a brief outline of Fourth Amendment warrant jurisprudence.
Ironically, Nick was the type of person who was great at explaining these things to laypeople while talking about legal filings. Maybe Sean or Nate will realize this is a useful and necessary thing to talk about for 15 minutes.
I have a fantastic topic idea for Nick's first post-arrest livestream.
 
Extremely optimistic that you think this will happen.

After watching this man as intently as we have, I think it’s pretty safe to predict the total lack of accountability.

What will Nick tell himself? “I’m not an addict, I just like to have fun. Addiction is all in your head! The only thing I’m guilty of, is not following their prudish rules and dumb laws because I can make my OWN choices!”

To Kayla: “Dumb bitch, we wouldn’t have been in this situation if it wasn’t for you! WHY DIDNT YOU FLUSH THE DRUGS?! I tried to buy you time!”

(And maybe later when he’s really drunk.)

“You cunt, maybe if you had been a little more fun, I wouldn’t have to get high to deal with your nagging! Even Aaron couldn’t take your shit! Notice how April and I never fight?”

To his kids: “Do you realize how much time I’ve spent driving you around? How much money your school cost? How old are you again? You can’t take the laundry? Make some food yourselves? I’ve given you everything, and just because I cut loose a little suddenly I’m a bad father?!”

To Kayla’s family: “Oh please, as if you don’t ever drink too much! Don’t even try to guilt trip me, you weren’t there!

This is exactly how it is going to go. It's like you are in Nick's booze and coke addled brain.
 
You’d probably blow up in your own way eventually.

There are few of us equipped to deal with the kind of effortless plenty that Rekieta has access to, without seducing us in some way.

See also: Many lottery winners.
Lottery winners (and more broadly, people who come into money/success suddenly) live their whole lives without access to money and then usually waste it immediately because they don't know how to manage it. Rekieta grew up with money. Being raised with money and being a narcissist mix poorly, see Elliot Roger.
 
Considering everything revealed, you think Aaron's small brain processed that for more than a second and realized she's clearly full of shit?

"I can't leave Nick for you, I care about the kids. I mean, I don't really care about the kids, but that's what I'm going with here"

He never said that they were planning to elope or anything like that.

Just that they caught feelings, and that she (sometimes) realized how fucked things were.

A woman, catching feelings for a guy she has sex with? On MDMA?

Let’s not be total retards here, gentlemen.
 
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