Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
From Potentially Criminal's stream with Kurt:

"Now I'm thinking the most recent time the kids interrupted the Nick streams past their bed-time was because they were hungry."

The organ where my heart would be grew three sizes and it told me "Nick Rekieta can go fuck himself with a cactus", because I think I remember one of his kids asking him for something to eat.
Gigantic reminder that Nick and Kayla chose their degenerate lifestyle over their own children. A little self control, just enough to walk away from horrible decision was all that was needed but nope, gotta swing!. Please remind this to any and all dumbfucks who want to excuse these people or think they have a path to redemption.
 
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HMMM ... "Israel Blacked," is it?

Who has a nose that represents Israel?

Who gets blacked, or wishes to, on a regular basis?

ISRAEL

BLACKED

IS

NICK

REKIETA

EXPOSED!
 
They could definitely surveil him, but since he is innocent until proven guilty they would need to acquire a separate warrant for any non public communications monitoring.
Yeah, especially if they decided to press him for distribution.

Either way; After affirming they've watched his content, they'll no doubt demand all his communications sooner rather than later.
Why the fuck is everyone streaming simultaneously all day, I can’t keep up
There's money on the table. It's drama, somewhat big drama. If their screeching can penetrate into the wider culture; the bag would swell immensely.
The elusive ballgasm only ends one way
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This only ends one way KiwiFarms... either you face a max sentence of 25yrs, or I do!
 
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It's important to hammer home that all of this wasn't ONE mistake. This has been a series of continued and deliberate mistakes that was never going to end. Nobody fucking wakes up one day and accidentally does cocaine for months.
Goddamn right. Thank you for hammering that. One of the more obnoxious rhetorical flourishes of the noseguards.

Making the same mistake over, and over, and over again, for months, does not equate to "ONE" or "A" mistake. Math applies.

And by the time a man embarks on a months long cocaine run, he already has a trail of fuck ups behind him like bread crumbs.

The noseguards who whimper "One mistake!" really mean only one arrest for possession and neglect.
 
From Potentially Criminal's stream with Kurt:

"Now I'm thinking the most recent time the kids interrupted the Nick streams past their bed-time was because they were hungry."

The organ where my heart would be grew three sizes and it told me "Nick Rekieta can go fuck himself with a cactus", because I think I remember one of his kids asking him for something to eat.
Kurt just sounds depressed and seems to be taking this hard. I actually kind of feel bad for this autistic lard.
Kurt: Do you think he posted bond and is doing cocaine as we speak?
Sean: I mean if he could get away with it probably.
 
Its like one of those old Native American rituals

Man make fun of retards exploding on internet. Collects Internet Juju. Magics within Internet Juju corrupt and transform him and he explodes creating a new, greater exploding internet retard. And the cycle shall continue for perpetuity as the Noseguards go up in smoke.

He who looks into the lolcow abyss must see to it that they too do not become a lolcow. Let this be a lesson to us all.
“Juju” is West African.
 
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That latest Dragon's Treasure video finally matches the palpable anger and rage people should have right now.

As a partial retard that has never consumed any narcotics or even alcohol, does ecstasy turn you into teen retard that crushes on anyone?
Niggas on molly will kiss anything, even a tree.

As in, full on making out with the bark.
From Potentially Criminal's stream with Kurt:

"Now I'm thinking the most recent time the kids interrupted the Nick streams past their bed-time was because they were hungry."

The organ where my heart would be grew three sizes and it told me "Nick Rekieta can go fuck himself with a cactus", because I think I remember one of his kids asking him for something to eat.
That would make a lot more sense than that stupid fucking "my older sibling said I can't be on my bed because I was singing a song!" nonsense that he used to segue into jokes about his child being molested by a pop singer.
 
What annoys me the most is that I went soft on Rekietas OP. It was written around the "pull up" period. If you actually read the overall subtext of what I wrote, it's a warning about the dangers of being an e-celeb and what awaits those who are not mindful.

Nothing but insults since. The idea that the people on Kiwifarms "cheered this on" is absurd. We were the only people screaming at him to stop. All the Balldo Washers around Rekieta just enabled him. And now that he's finally smacked into the side of the Mountain these same enablers grift off the smoking crater and say "kiwi farms did this".

Sure we did. But you know what, fuck em. I really do hope the detectives used this thread for their probably cause affidavit. Because that means the rekieta kids are no longer living in a crack shack.
 
What annoys me the most is that I went soft on Rekietas OP. It was written around the "pull up" period. If you actually read the overall subtext of what I wrote, it's a warning about the dangers of being an e-celeb and what awaits those who are not mindful.

Nothing but insults since. The idea that the people on Kiwifarms "cheered this on" is absurd. We were the only people screaming at him to stop. All the Balldo Washers around Rekieta just enabled him. And now that he's finally smacked into the side of the Mountain these same enablers grift off the smoking crater and say "kiwi farms did this".

Sure we did. But you know what, fuck em. I really do hope the detectives used this thread for their probably cause affidavit. Because that means the rekieta kids are no longer living in a crack shack.
You should add this to end of it.
 
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