Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 49 25.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 1 0.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 64 32.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 22 11.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 59 30.3%

  • Total voters
    195
As a partial retard that has never consumed any narcotics or even alcohol, does ecstasy turn you into teen retard that crushes on anyone?
It's called ecstasy for a reason, it floods your brain with the same chemicals you get during sex. I love bombed everyone when I used to take ecstasy, although it was more platonic. I would just tell everyone I saw "I fucking love you dude, I really do." and sometimes even get weepy like a retard whilst saying it. It's a hell of a drug, which is why I tell everyone to stay away from it because the feeling on Molly and Ecstasy is that good.
 
If I was in charge of the FOIA money fund I'd use that money to hire a lawyer and sue the department for the footage. 3k is an incredibly unreasonable amount of money to ask for some body cam footage and CANNOT be standard practice.
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60$ an hour sounds like a reasonable amount to charge for this, it's just that there were a lot of cops with a lot of cameras, and it's going to take a long time to collect, copy, and blur all of that footage.
 
If I was in charge of the FOIA money fund I'd use that money to hire a lawyer and sue the department for the footage. 3k is an incredibly unreasonable amount of money to ask for some body cam footage and CANNOT be standard practice.
It's apparently because of Minnesota's privacy laws. The fee is not just the cost for someone to go get and copy the footage from the system, but to manually go through it and blur out all the shit they're required to.
 
The idea that the people on Kiwifarms "cheered this on" is absurd.
The people cheering him on this whole time were the enablers, and they know it. You think Megan Fat Cunt really believes that we did this to him? Of course not. She has to point the finger. She knows she made light of Nick's obvious deterioration, continued riding Nick's coattails for clout and money, and helped him maintain a façade that he all he needed was to eat raw butter.

Raw fucking butter and store baked apple pie. While his children were starving.

"Everything is fine, Nick! Keeping eating that raw butter and we'll own the haters!"
 
Nick never wanted to work at all. When he got out of college, he worked at a bank and a financial company for maybe three or four years total. He never had the income from those jobs to support five children and a stay at home wife. Family money seems to have supported him and put him into big houses from the start.

He hated working at the bank. He didn't like having to show up for work or do work. He invented all kinds of medical conditions to avoid work and didn't get along with his bosses.

My theory is that his parents encouraged him to go to law school in his 30s to try and get him doing something by which he could support himself financially and which he would enjoy personally.

So they got him into law school with a poor academic background, paid for his law school & entirely supported his family while he was in law school and then set him up with a law office (with assistant) when he graduated. The lawyers in town welcomed him into the legal community and the lawyer currently representing Montagraph against him offered to help him when he moved into town.

Nick did the law for three years, but then figured out ways to stay home and drink. Then his youtube career gave him the opportunity to shut down his law firm entirely so he could just stay in the house drinking full time.

In some sense, everything that has happened to Nick recently was the inevitable outcome of him being a lazy, stupid, uneducated prick with a trust fund who always thought of himself above working. He is like an adult baby. He has likely never supported himself or his family.
Nick could never be totally honest with his audience. He couldn’t say he was an unsuccessful small town Minnesota lawyer living on his family’s trust fund with his family. He wanted people to assume he must be a very successful lawyer if he had five kids and a huge home.

I think the fact he wasn’t a very good lawyer, one that could not support himself and his family practicing law, bedeviled him on some level. It must have felt a bit like a fraud now playing legal expert on YT, relying on the fact the average YT viewer would never know the difference. Nick couldn’t succeed as even a country lawyer, but now he was playing one on YT.

It’s only amazing that the complete disaster that was the Vic case didn’t tank his lawtube aspirations. Seriously it showed Nick was clueless but that didn’t stop him from running his mouth.

Being able to gossip and shit talk Amber during the Depp trial, when main stream coverage had to be very careful what they said, was a godsend for him. Nick didn’t know the law, but he was good at telling people what they wanted to hear. (I notice this issue on KF a lot. Many people have no interest in legal reality and like their revenge / punishment fantasies reinforced or entertained. This was writ large during the Vic case, people were fucking delusional on that KF thread with the vengeance that would be Vic’s)

After Depp and Rittenhouse the lawtube stuff really blew up and I think Nick was nervous about continuing to do trial coverage with more lawyers entering the YT ring and more eyeballs on him. I think he worried people were going to see through the facade. His legal knowledge was pretty limited. Or he might have been depressed to see his YT peers were all just a bunch of hacks who had limited success being actual lawyers too.

I’ve wondered if Nick might have gotten some ego or psychological blows from talks with some bigger platforms after his YT success, like the Blaze and maybe others. They didn’t take him seriously as a “law commentator” probably thought he should be a “Trump loving dad from Minn” giving right wing opinions from the heartland….and Nick would have loathed that. He seemed to seethe at Rumble trying to make him do something similar.

Lots of people seemed to think Nick was poised for big things after Depp, but it was after that he seemed to start going over the cliff. He seemed determined to sabotage what success he did achieve after 2022.

I think being a guy who never actually had to be a self-sufficient adults, which involves humbling yourself and stfu at times to get by or succeed with other humans. Nick was prone to tantrums, pettiness, laziness etc.. because he could always take all his toys and go home when shit got difficult or hurt his ego thanks to grandpa’s money Mountain. I think his parents tried to guide the adult Nick on a path. I think they incentivized law school and having a big family hoping it would keep him settled and stable.

I’m sure they were happy Nick found some success on YT, and tried to be supportive, but also thought it a bit tawdry and maybe not serious. I’m sure they hoped it was a phase that would led to something better, but instead it led to much worse.
 
Kayla is a whore and a failure of a mother.
This. I dont mean to PL but I've been involved in the foster system/family court for a while and even the most road hardened crack whore will show some emotion when facing a judge regarding their kids. Kayla was oddly indifferent. Imagine you fuck up so bad you're kids are gone and you're sitting in handcuffs in front of a judge on drug and endangerment charges. There's more to this story regarding her than we know now. I cant wait to see the body cam footage.
 
60$ an hour sounds like a reasonable amount to charge for this, it's just that there were a lot of cops with a lot of cameras, and it's going to take a long time to collect, copy, and blur all of that footage.
Post from a guy who hosts body cam footage on YouTube for a living says he received 10gb worth of body cam footage from one agency for $60, and another charged him $2.1k. They shouldn't be able to name their price, and it shouldn't cost $3k. FBI charged me $0 for 700 pages I requested. I'd rather pay the lawyer for the same outcome either way personally.
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Quitting cocaine after being forced into rehab/probation is rather easy and effortless.
No, not really. There may be less withdrawal, but if you don't completely cut that shit out it's really easy to slip back in.

The addict that I know that was on this stuff required being told by a doctor that their heart was going to fail in a couple of months if they didn't quit, and stone walling all of their drug addict friends to remain clean. Every other attempt would last a couple of months before a "friend" convinced them to just have a little bit to lighten up.
 
Post from a guy who hosts body cam footage on YouTube for a living says he received 10gb worth of body cam footage from one agency for $60, and another charged him $2.1k. They shouldn't be able to name their price, and it shouldn't cost 3k. FBI charges me $0 for 700 pages I requested. I'd rather pay the lawyer for the same outcome either way personally.
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Shit really? Are we being scammed?
 
Well, I assume the kids don’t know anything because all their parents do is just fuck off to their rooms to drink/snort/watchStarTrek/fuck leaving the kids without guidance and basic rules. There’s been plenty of times his kids interrupt Nick and he’s pissed all while streaming after midnight so there’s no sense of order or discipline other than leave mom and dad alone. I think as the drugs took over the kids who were used to having all their meals ready and clothes prepped and cleaned by the nanny most likely (who quit) were just listless in an unknown world they had no clue how to navigate. Mom zonked out on pills with Dad busy doing lines and ranting about how his Kiwifarms thread and Scandinavian prudes ruined his life.
I was making a joke about the opulence of their home. Also, one of their kids is 16. Nigger, i lived on my own when I was 15, no excuse for that.
 
Be sure to check for dashcam and in car transport to jail footage too.
I suddenly am thinking of Nick in the back of a sheriff's cruiser screaming "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, INCEL PRUDES? I AM THE FUCKING LAW POPE!!!"

The sheriff deputy just sighs and turns up the radio.

If I was in charge of the FOIA money fund I'd use that money to hire a lawyer and sue the department for the footage. 3k is an incredibly unreasonable amount of money to ask for some body cam footage and CANNOT be standard practice.
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Yeah, sure dude.

And then by doing it your way, we might get it for a reduced rate after like a year or so of protracted litigation.

Also, you're citing the Federal FOIA. Not the Minnesota equivalent. You also seemingly don't understand they have to edit the fucking footage to censor the kids. That is expenditure of labor.

Just stop. Null says he will pay for it. Kiwis will reimburse him through crowdfunding. I, for one, am thankful for all that. If you disagree, simply don't chip in for the reimbursement.
 
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