Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%

  • Total voters
    233
Friend, before you embarrass yourself further, I urge you to at least read the department of administration summary of the Minnesota Data Practices Act.

Maybe I really am retarded, but would this not qualify as "active criminal investigative data," making it public according to the first bullet point in your link?

"Body cam data are generally private/nonpublic, except when the data are active criminal investigative data. (§ 13.825, subd. 2(a)(3))"
 
Here is the real question that must be answered.

Do you think Nick ever used the Balldo to snort a line?
Here's the real question - do you think Nick ever tried to take his coke anally the way buttchuggers do with alcohol? Because, I think he'd probably be into that.

Why do they even need a nanny? Kayla is a 35 year old woman with no job. How the fuck can't she make 3 meals a day and do laundry? Is she really such a retarded braindead whore piece of shit she can't put down the pill bottle and stop watching star trek long enough?
She's a worthless, irresponsible hedonist just like her debauched husband. They've both become demonic beings at this point.
 
One lesson every single one of us should take away from this: NEVER EVER PUT ON THE BALLDO.
*Sonichu medallion
Why do they even need a nanny? Kayla is a 35 year old woman with no job. How the fuck can't she make 3 meals a day and do laundry? Is she really such a retarded braindead whore piece of shit she can't put down the pill bottle and stop watching star trek long enough?
Not to ackshully you, but if the kids range from 6 to 16 it would probably help to have someone else ferry some of them around to their apparently many extracurricular activities. Given that Nick works from home though I see no reason why between the two of them they couldn't make it happen. With 5 kids with a large age range that all needed to be homeschooled, taken to activities, and kept maintained, I can't imagine both parents not being involved to some extent.

Definitely would need a housekeeper though. My house is surely a fraction of the Rekietas' and I spend way more time than I'd like doing chores.
 
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I wonder if him doing streams with Null gave him some false sense of security. Like if he could never be subject of a thread himself.

Boy was he wrong. Behind doors he is as big of a mess, or even worse, than the people he critiqued.
I'm assuming he had a similar logic about making large donations to his church or helping to boost lesser known lawtubers, basically "these people are paid off and I can act with impunity."
 
I think they were still high and coming down.
Possibly, but she had the wherewithal to answer the Judge without any issues. Again, I've seen some pretty fucked up women in court shed at least a single tear when the Judge mentions their children. Even after months in foster care. Everyone is different, but it struck me as odd considering this is her first time in cuffs. Could be the shock of it all.
 
Took a nap, and only 27 pages behind, not too bad, considering how much has happened today. Am hoping to see an update that the fundraiser is up, but if not, only a matter of time.

Also, I appreciate so much the pettiness of that anyone defending Rekieta's criminal acts is getting put on the list, and not only that, but the mask on LawTube has been completely removed.

Was it worth sticking by this guy? "Oh he helped my channel years ago! So now I have to defend him no matter what!" Blessed be those that understand that blindly defending somebody's criminal behavior because of ONE favor is so unbelievably stupid. Also, some actual lawyers admitting to forming their legal opinions based on somebody helping them in an unrelated manner years ago. That's a bad look, and quite unethical.
 
There are things they will blur out so they have to go through all the footage and stop and blur everything out.
I don't know MN's rules on it, but it's likely they will blur out everything inside the house. Some states blur that out for privacy reasons when released to the public. In court, it would not be blurred.
Plus, more than likely multiple bodycams to go through hopefully.
 
Who is his skinny Frank Hassle?
The lawpope himself seems to think Jim is his frank hassle.

If rackets hadn't just got the guns confiscated for all the coke and child endangerment, I would be warning Jim to be extra safe and steer well clear of the casa de balldo. Imagine he shows up to preempt the newly revived Battle of Jim's Driveway only to catch a bullet and not even die of canceraids? Rackets getting a murder rap for the slaying of a humble hat merchant would've been lolcow of the century material but I'm glad we don't live in that timeline.
 
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