Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fapcop]

Kayla

Impossible, as there’s a 0% chance my penis would go anywhere near Frank Hassle.

Whose parents do you think would have been more disappointed btw?

April: Whose father has to face the fact that his little girl became a cokewhore and live in fuckhole for a married father of five?

Kayla: Religious, live in the community. Daughter a quintuple failure as a mother.

Nick: Greatest E daddy implosion in YouTube history, wasted it all. Couldn’t keep own children fed and clean.

 

[NostalgicJam]

One lesson every single one of us should take away from this: NEVER EVER PUT ON THE BALLDO.

I would argue putting on a Sonichu medallion as well lol

 

[Retink Retunk]

The cross over the world has been waiting for.

You think you do, but you don't.

 

[Fapcop]

Yep, she’s definitely a degenerate. Anyone who likes season one is suspect in my book.

50$ says Nick’s favorite episode is the one with the degen planet where everyone is fucking, and even the kids wear skimpy outfits.

 

[GoudaChris]

You think you do, but you don't.
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my God what have you done?

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

The lawpope himself seems to think Jim is his frank hassle.

If rackets hadn't just got the guns confiscated for all the coke and child endangerment, I would be warning Jim to be extra safe and steer well clear of the casa de balldo. Imagine he shows up to preempt the newly revived Battle of Jim's Driveway only to catch a bullet and not even die of canceraids? Rackets getting a murder rap for the slaying of a humble hat merchant would've been lolcow of the century material but I'm glad we don't live in that timeline.

I duct tape my m1911 to my hand every night before bed, I recommend Jim do the same. But lets be honest, Balldos first stop would be Aarons.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Impossible, as there’s a 0% chance my penis would go anywhere near Frank Hassle

But with the balldo all things are possible. Things that some might believe to be unnatural.

 

[RotPockets]

Who is Josh?

The boy who lived.

 

[AnOminous]

Consider this: Nick Rekieta VOLUNTARILY put on the Balldo. Nobody forced him to do that. He did it of his own free will.

 

[Vesperus]

A question for our legal & FOIA experts:
Will the police be blurring out all the balldos?

 

[Gorton Colu]

Consider this: Nick Rekieta VOLUNTARILY put on the Balldo. Nobody forced him to do that. He did it of his own free will.

The booze spirit, haunting and possessing him, made him put the balldo on.

 

[Bepis]

Impossible, as there’s a 0% chance my penis would go anywhere near Frank Hassle.

Whose parents do you think would have been more disappointed btw?

April: Whose father has to face the fact that his little girl became a cokewhore and live in fuckhole for a married father of five?

Kayla: Religious, live in the community. Daughter a quintuple failure as a mother.

Nick: Greatest E daddy implosion in YouTube history, wasted it all. Couldn’t keep own children fed and clean.

I think Nick wins just because Kayla and April's dads didn't eviscerate them on Youtube in front of 20,000 people

 

[Dastardly Dick]

Here's the real question - do you think Nick ever tried to take his coke anally the way buttchuggers do with alcohol? Because, I think he'd probably be into that.


She's a worthless, irresponsible hedonist just like her debauched husband. They've both become demonic beings at this point.

I wouldn't put it past Nick if he had April stick a funnel up his ass and poured some blow into it.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder if the county would auction off his seized guns. I'd bid on the Baldoman's arsenal.

They might auction off the Baldo and the Cursed Sonichu Medalion

 

[Retink Retunk]

my God what have you done?

Ushered in the apocalypses?

 

[Chazzed Up]

PPP?

He said skinny not fatter lmao. Frank's a big dude but I think PPP has him on BMI.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Plus, more than likely multiple bodycams to go through hopefully.

If only Chef Red Pill was still alive, we would already have 4k drone footage of the incident, recorded from every possible angle.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

CROSSPOST FROM CRIMINAL CASE THREAD:

According to documents broadcast by Patrick Melton (streams under the name Nobody Likes Onions) the same MN State Trooper who gave Nick his speeding ticket last year who has a very similar name to @Null also assisted in Rekieta's arrest on felony drug charges, assisting in transporting Nick and Kayla Rekieta and April Imholte to the Kandiyohi County Jail.

"We got a Nicholas Rekieta."
"...Hey, is Monson on duty today?"
"Yes?"
"You, go talk to him. Just trust me on this."

 

[RotPockets]

I duct tape my m1911 to my hand every night before bed, I recommend Jim do the same. But lets be honest, Balldos first stop would be Aarons.

Gun-less 140 lbs Balldo bound bitchboy suffering terminal twink death, going thru withdrawals while compulsively seething on social media like a 14 year old girl. Literally anyone could kick a hole thru his chest like a rotten pumpkin. Fuck that faggot, eat a dick Nick you bitch ass nigger. Heartfelt, you fucking cuck. After seeing how meek he was on stream with Eric July only to act tough after the fact by aggressively slurping Dick. Nick is softer than baby shit. Take your Rustang for a nice long drive around your garage with the windows down. You won’t be missed.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

A question for our legal & FOIA experts:
Will the police be blurring out all the balldos?

I hope they pause the video, have a giant red circle around it, and have a little explanatory sentence like it's a routine thing to point out
"This is a balldo, a device which crushes your testicles while you insert it into a partner"