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What's the over/under on him pulling an exaggerated Jimmy Swaggart-style "I have sinned" routine in the courtroom?
I'd give that no chance. Even if he actually felt bad and wanted to repent, I think that the most you'd hear from him in court would be a prepared statement recited carefully, maybe not even that. The only way we get any funny footage of him on the stand is if he goes full retard and takes it to trial, but even then, I don't know why he would testify. What is he going to get up there and say? "Yes your honor, I did have an ounce of coke, but did you know your vagina leaks whiskey?" There's nothing so far that his testimony would mean anything on.
I'm sure a confidential information for the state police would be glad to accommodate him.
That might actually be his best chance at a score. Would be a perfect way to initiate the jail arc.