Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 22 36.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 21 35.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 6.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 13 21.7%
  • Total voters
    60
Expendable Zaku said:
Serious question, do we have the dirt on Cory Goodman (CGoody)? Seems like a fresh cow candidate for the Sektur, if not already.
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He's hardly fresh. I did a really halfass dox in January of last year:



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My impression of him at the time was he's a druggie that gets caught a LOT, but it's probably mostly pot or other lower end drugs given that the offenses are not that serious.

He's fun to poke fun of when he plays Nick's Iraqi Information Minister, but I don't know if it extends much further beyond that.

I almost feel like he's the type of clout chasing faggot you don't want to give too much attention to.

If people are looking to create orbiter threads, I think somebody like Robert Barnes would be a better candidate. Aim high.
 
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House Cat said:
Sorry if I'm late on this, but it will take 10 days for the bodycam footage - which is looking to be around June 10th.

This YouTuber shares her recorded phone call asking for the footage (call starts at 10:00). The officer says they have A LOT of footage that will take the editor 50+ hours to edit because there were so many minors involved.

I can't even imagine what this bodycam footage is going to look like after hearing this call.
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So how many people are they going to milk for $3k a copy? After one round of editing on some poor mutt's dime, they should be handing it out for $10 a pop.
 
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Sharpeteer said:
It's so weird and funny how somebody can do all these terrible things, yet somehow, it's the fault of everyone else BESIDES the person that did it.

Also, blaming the underage victims, and people who reported the issue. Really classy fans and friends. With friends like that, who needs aids.
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Balldo is such a pathetic groupie of a D-list nobody his entire existence is thru the lenses of “What Would JuJu Do?”. Nick is hollow nothing of a man and he knows it. At the core of his being is a never ending Imposter Syndrome. Every action, choice, vice, tattoo, purchase is done to impress a bald Mexican faggot. What a pathetic fucking loser, an absolute nothing of a man playing pretend. He is still the same 14 year old porn addicted coomer larping as a man while living for the approval of another man because that was the power dynamic when Nick fell in love with Dick. Balldo will always be an insecure pet desperate for recognition from his failed never-was master. The only thing worse than being a failed comedian surrounded by fat pedophiles and degenerates is aspiring to be one.
 
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Farmer Y said:
The last line of this just kills me. But apparently there is no trauma for these kids being ousted from a house in a police raid due to your drugged out parents.

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"She held my hand as we walked outside."


I am not going to get choked up on the "laughing at retards on the Internet" website.
 
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Feyd-Robert Rekieta said:
Lawtube believes Nick did nothing wrong and that his rights were violated.
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Its a fair argument to make if you're going to defend the Rekieta's given the only info thats available so far. Id like to think its just lawyers going into 'zealous defense' mode but who knows why some are riding the balldo so hard for Nick. This is why people hate attorneys. Remember, if you're a criminal defense attorney, you have defend the dregs of society who can afford your bills. Even Madoff had Ira Sorkin defend him while the whole world hated him.

Realistically I wish more of them would talk more about plea agreements because and the end of the day, KF was right. Plea agreement is the only way this is going unless Nick decides to go full sovereign citizen which would be the funnier route.
 
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Farmer Y said:
The last line of this just kills me. But apparently there is no trauma for these kids being ousted from a house in a police raid due to your drugged out parents.

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>advised that there was one child downstairs by KAYLA CHRISTINE REKIETA
>while making commands into basement, observed juvenile male walk out
>located an additional juvenile female in basement bedroom, who was apparently sleeping

Kayla, what the actual fuck. Keep track of your kids, crackhead.
 
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RotPockets said:
Balldo is such a pathetic groupie of a D-list nobody his entire existence is thru the lenses of “What Would JuJu Do?”. Nick is hollow nothing of a man and he knows it. At the core of his being is a never ending Imposter Syndrome. Every action, choice, vice, tattoo, purchase is done to impress a bald Mexican faggot. What a pathetic fucking loser, an absolute nothing of a man playing pretend. He is still the same 14 year old porn addicted coomer larping as a man while living for the approval of another man because that was the power dynamic when Nick fell in love with Dick. Balldo will always be an insecure pet desperate for recognition from his failed never-was master. The only thing worse than being a failed comedian surrounded by fat pedophiles and degenerates is aspiring to be one.
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Imagine if they were experiencing some form of abuse, lets say. and they were going to be stunning and brave and come forward with it. I bet they wouldn't like people blaming them for it.

Also, Anna is a whore. I've never liked her. I like it and appreciate when a woman doesn't have to rely on thottery to get respect and appreciation. When you do have to do that, well then you're just not special at all.
 
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Liao #1 said:
Yeah I don't trust anything he says https://youtu.be/IUO1-xZbpz4?t=3813.

Listen to this slimy cuck joke about not getting a bump for his "wife". Look at how he holds back smiling until others laugh. They are not laughing with you they are laughing at you, you utter scumbag.

I refuse to believe anything this vile thing says about anything or his sweet baby girl honey bun Lady Crackiets. The police report and what they found are the only things that can be taken as a fact nothing Balldo, Lawtube or this weasel says holds any water. I can 100% believe that Aaron was the one who introduced his "Wife", Balldo and the love of his life to the snow.
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If Aaron introduced the coke, all three of the others ought to be able to corroborate that. As much as I hate Aaron I could see it going either way, Nick was so comfortable abusing alcohol and so perpetually fucked up on it that I don't see coke as a stretch, and if he and Kayla really were going out clubbing frequently, as he claims they did, he could have picked up the habit anywhere.
 
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Truly Rural said:
You got to be kidding me

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Why is it every time he seems to discuss his children to someone it's to say how anxiety-riddled they make his life? He's just soooooooo busy all the time. it's so stressful. Boohoo dude. Many of us have know people with shit jobs raising just as many kids as you do and who weren't graced with a silver spoon up your ass due to granddaddy's money.

If his drinking habits and general behavior didn't cause some sort of rift with his children before now, having public documents where your dad is recovering from a coke bender talking about how stressful you make his life certainly won't help. It's like he's trying to make his life needlessly difficult
 
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Truly Rural said:
You got to be kidding me

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Theory: Nicks fame online made him feel more obligated to be the man he presented himself as, and he genuinely made an effort, but he realized he couldn't hack it, used drugs to cope, and spiralled from there. A truly tragic tale of a man who couldn't live up to the expectations he thrust upon himself, and couldn't cope with his internet fame.

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Obnoxious Asshole said:
Where is that from? Can I have a link to the whole document?
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Kiwi Yuga said:

I highly recommend muting the stream. The faggot in the blue shirt has an incredibly grating voice. As far as I know, nobody else has this document and the retarded faggot didn't even read the entire thing.
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No need to listen to it, it's in criminal thread

 
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Captain Manning said:
He's hardly fresh. I did a really halfass dox in January of last year:



@2lolis1cup followed up with this:


My impression of him at the time was he's a druggie that gets caught a LOT, but it's probably mostly pot or other lower end drugs given that the offenses are not that serious.

He's fun to poke fun of when he plays Nick's Iraqi Information Minister, but I don't know if it extends much further beyond that.

I almost feel like he's the type of clout chasing faggot you don't want to give too much attention to.

If people are looking to create orbiter threads, I think somebody like Robert Barnes would be a better candidate. Aim high.
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So he’s some faggoty ass pot-head who lives with his Dad, thirsts for wine aunts, and ballwashes for Nick?

Yeah, he’s unworthy of a thread. At least for now. Notably, he does have a DUI back in April 2010, which explains why he shrugged off Nick driving under the influence so readily.

Appreciate it, Captain.
 
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