Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

The Saighnhaizers got a beating today. Niggas keep talking about ceasefires in fucking Israel/Gaza whatever the fuck that jewish/muhammadeen shit is, but they don't give a shit about Austin mistreating all of these headphones.

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EDIT1: Fuck Rafah, the true genocide is being enacted on the $400 Saighnhaizhers tonight:

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[internet friend]

I'll make it very easy for you video tards. You go to https://vmake.ai/video-enhancer, upload your video, select the highest settings and use that. If your final video is not at least 16GB, keep doing it until it is.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

The Saighnhaizers got a beating today. Niggas keep talking about ceasefires in fucking Israel/Gaza whatever the fuck that jewish/muhammadeen shit is, but they don't give a shit about Austin mistreating all of these headphones.

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EDIT1: Fuck Rafah, the true genocide is being enacted on the $400 Saighnhaizhers tonight:

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The bossmin throwing his hands up in defeat would make an excellent reaction gif

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Evil Eddie dropped a $3 bonus code so of course Bossman AFKs in a competitive CS2 match to redeem it. But rather than just posting a code, Eddie's new trick is to make it so you have to add numbers together to figure it out. This was a completely impossible task for Bossman, he had to beg chat for the code, and by then it was all gone

 

[Juhlonduss]

Bossman went to bed early tonight, so I stayed up late using the brand new Suno v3.5. They relaxed moderation a bit and the songs sound a bit better now, too.
Presenting

Miss U Justin
An EP by Bitch Unomi

Spoiler: Tracklist & Credits & Rambling

All lyrics by Bitch Unomi, except tracks 3 & 5.
Tracks 3 & 5 written by Austin Peterson, arranged by Bitch Unomi.
Music by Suno, Artwork by Bing
Tracklist:
1. Eldem Rangz
2. Prz Come Back 2 Rainbet, Bowsman (China #2)
3. Domino's Pizza (Actual BossmanJack Transcript #2)
4. Dank Carpet Nugz
5. Ode To Mrs. Smith (Actual Bossmanjack Transcript #3)
6. Miss U Justin
7. Yes/No
Alright, here we fucking go bros. The new Suno update has landed and it brings more improvements across the board, as well as allowing for up to 4 minutes of music on your initial prompt now. Eldem Rangz is a classic country song that tells the story about dem dirt devils or something (shout out dem dirt devilz). Next up we have a sequel to the very popular PREASE HERROW TO YOU BOSSMAN (Theme from Rainbet), followed by a not-Limp Bizkit song that uses a transcript from a discord voice call during a crackathon last April where Bossman freaked out because someone said Domino's Pizza sucked. Shout out @Kees H for the archive of the call. Shout out @Flaming Dumpster for the transcriptions. Track 4 is a stoner rock classic about smoking carpet nugs and resin out of your $600 Illadelph bong. Ode To Mrs. Smith was built off of like 4 different VOD transcripts I frankenstein'd together. The EP was supposed to end with Bossman's soda pressed pop-punk/emo yearnings for his former lover Justin after their big blow up and the ensuing exile from Stake.us, but then I remembered some one in Keno chat wanted a Daft Punk style song about Yes/No so that's how it ends now. The AI laughs at the end of the Justin song, it's very strange. Highlight of the EP has to be the scream coughs after the bong rips in Dank Carpet Nugz.

 

[Isvarn]

Love my new tumor in my head <3

 

[Null]

Evil Eddie dropped a $3 bonus code so of course Bossman AFKs in a competitive CS2 match to redeem it. But rather than just posting a code, Eddie's new trick is to make it so you have to add numbers together to figure it out. This was a completely impossible task for Bossman, he had to beg chat for the code, and by then it was all gone

EVIL EDDIE making crackheads do arithmetic for his sick pleasures

 

[Kees H]

Getting Bossman to do simple math to claim $3 bucks is just fucking WRONG. Fuck his life dude. What kind of sick masochist is that fucking RIGGER (yes I am dropping the hard R here, don't at me bro, sheiiitt) Eddie, making our boy do basic math. Does Eddie think he's better than Bossman? I'd say this is the time for Eddie to drop at least a 5 pack for a unban, fucking bish.

Fucking riggers, I can't stand being around riggers like evil evil Eddie.

 

[JT Marlin]

Evil Eddie dropped a $3 bonus code so of course Bossman AFKs in a competitive CS2 match to redeem it. But rather than just posting a code, Eddie's new trick is to make it so you have to add numbers together to figure it out. This was a completely impossible task for Bossman, he had to beg chat for the code, and by then it was all gone
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"Gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math." -- Mike Tyson

 

[NaggotFigger]

Evil Eddie dropped a $3 bonus code so of course Bossman AFKs in a competitive CS2 match to redeem it. But rather than just posting a code, Eddie's new trick is to make it so you have to add numbers together to figure it out. This was a completely impossible task for Bossman, he had to beg chat for the code, and by then it was all gone
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Has Austin completely forgot his 1st to 12th grade mathematic/arithmetic lessons? RATS, ain't gunna do dat shit bro, DUDE just gimme the answer bro- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FCK I LOST IT ALL BROOOOOOO FML BRO i wanna kms now fuck bye good night

EVIL EDDIE making crackheads do arithmetic for his sick pleasures

A clever way to express his sadistic pleasures, especially on ones that do too much crack and meth on a daily basis that they look physically repulsive when you look at their crackhead face and hair. Still unorthodox nonetheless.

Getting Bossman to do simple math to claim $3 bucks is just fucking WRONG. Fuck his life dude. What kind of sick masochist is that fucking RIGGER (yes I am dropping the hard R here, don't at me bro, sheiiitt) Eddie, making our boy do basic math. Does Eddie think he's better than Bossman? I'd say this is the time for Eddie to drop at least a 5 pack for a unban, fucking bish.

More of a sadistic "RIGGER" than simply being a masochistic one. He enjoys the pain of Austin's mental gymnastics being unleashed for every single schemes this lil' rat bro is up to. Bish ass rat tryna take my juice away dude, fuckin' ban this rat please bro. Eddie just loves the pain of the rat going on a chimpout more than simply powertripping, in my opinion.

Fucking riggers, I can't stand being around riggers like evil evil Eddie.

Big evil riggers, bro. Fuckin' can't stand them man.

 

[DasEternalContrarian]

>hey i'd like an a quick easy way to do x that doesn't involve the command line
>here's how i do x using the command line really easily

Everytime. Autistis cannot resist the siren call. It's like asking them to not to recommend linux when you have a windows question. They're incapable of resisting the urge.

It's almost like we "crazy" spergs get something you don't, depressive realism and all that. Neurotypicals are incapable of doublethinking.

NIGGA THAT'S NUTS!

 

[Sneeds]

I found a slot that perfectly captures people like bossman

 

[RAT Team Six]

Eddie, making our boy do basic math. Does Eddie think he's better than Bossman?

He's clearly trying to make Bossman feel some type of way (retarded).

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Fuck Rafah, the true genocide is being enacted on the $400 Saighnhaizhers tonight

I thought this was a joke until I saw the pile of shoes.

Now I know it's a real (and raw) genocide.

 

[baws man jack]

I thought this was a joke until I saw the pile of shoes.
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Now I know it's a real (and raw) genocide.

I love that he thinks these are investments and he'll eventually be able to resell them for a profit. Crack is good for delusion and self confidence.

 

[UsedUp]

Evil Eddie dropped a $3 bonus code so of course Bossman AFKs in a competitive CS2 match to redeem it. But rather than just posting a code, Eddie's new trick is to make it so you have to add numbers together to figure it out. This was a completely impossible task for Bossman, he had to beg chat for the code, and by then it was all gone
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Should've been using that drug math

 

[break these cuffs]

I love that he thinks these are investments and he'll eventually be able to resell them for a profit. Crack is good for delusion and self confidence.

Let him him cook. Given a little time he'll be booking tours of 14 Branchland, PVCC, and the Leaning Tower of Yeeza. Lolcows are going mainstream.

 

[Kung Pow]

Did he ever tried gambling by opening cases in CS2? Maybe he doesn't do that because you can't buy crack with it right away, but a man can dream.

 

[Kees H]

Did he ever tried gambling by opening cases in CS2? Maybe he doesn't do that because you can't buy crack with it right away, but a man can dream.

He found out he had to buy the keys for the cases, and that's a problem when you never have money. He never got any further with it after discovering that.

 

[mydadtucksmeinmysleep]

He found out he had to buy the keys for the cases, and that's a problem when you never have money. He never got any further with it after discovering that.

But he can gamble for keys AND cases. It’s a win win.