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That is fucking hilarious. That guy is now a Patposter whether he likes it or not
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Not sure what that dude has done in his life that would be frowned upon, but no amount of karma should result in you inheriting Fatrick's old phone number.
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The children and the grandchildren of Patposters must continue to pass down the tale of the Man of Pig to those who possess the hallowed number.
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Even Jackie is outlolcowing him right now.
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Shit he could probably auction it off and get some cash like 867-5309
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I wonder if he's enjoyed prison in the past.
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I was just thinking, if we consider Pat's Norm/11 tweet to be the start of hostilities between him and The Pests, that means that Patrick's war against Owen A. Forrens has now gone on for longer than World War Two in Europe.
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The Third Better Reich's Afrika Korps were relentless in their Pepperonical Genocide through the use of vaginal gassing of millions
#neveragain
#60millionJohnDoes
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Well, this guy is going to get a lot of weird texts. I bet he ignores them, and to everyone’s surprise, he stops getting them. It’s a super secret tactic that Fatty has yet to try.
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So it seems Dan is taking EVS' retarded "what, can't kids feed and clothe themselves now?!" take on the latest NPS episode. What a retard he is (in relation to the Rekieta drama)
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He sort of walked right into that.
Oof.
Being assigned Pats old number has got to make you wonder wether you're being punished for something.
Fortunately for this unwitting Pat Poster, he's probably going to have the sense to just ignore the weirdness and after a couple weeks he'll likely be left alone.
You know, like Pat should have done years ago.
Ymunkoke your future Pat.
You chose it.
Enjoy Prison.
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Bro, if Hitler had someone as Pat in his employ, the Second World War would have never ended. How are you gonna Operation Overlord in France when you would just collide with Patrick and be expelled by his fat back to Britain?
We laugh at him, but he would have been a game changer for Hitler (not Mussolini, because Fatrick is too fat to fit in Italy)
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That's easy for him to say, how many sinks does the Rekieta house actually have?
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The Italians are known for feeding strangers as much food as possible but they'd take a quick glance at Patrick and say "cazzo, neanche per sogno" (I think) and kick him out of the country.
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That seems really quick to reassign a number.
I cancelled my ex-wife’s phone contract years ago, but her old number still shows up as registered to me.
It’s not that I have it still active and don’t realize. I insisted on it being cancelled and checked with the phone company the first time I noticed.
All they said was that it would be removed from my name sooner or later.
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Fun fact: he unironically did
One of Big Nigga Hitler's most catastrophic blind spots was the fact he regularly promoted minions far above their paygrade solely because of mindless and obnoxious repetition of his party line and loud edgetard hatred of his ever shifting list of personal enemies, which had the direct effect of putting a bunch of criminally incompetent and occasionally straight up fucking insane sycophants in critical positions, and the more serious side effect of letting the rest of his gubmint and inner circle know the best way for advancement was loudly oinking in alignment with his rhetoric and mindlessly pushing for more expensive aggression and escalation pre-war, and then when the war hit they switched to burning Germany's dwindling resources on ever more extreme and attention-seeking measures to stay in the spotlight, from prohibitively expensive and strategically meaningless wunderwaffe, to aborted military operations, to ho-ho-holocausting perfectly slaveable labour. Worse yet was the fact that this wound up fucking up the wider war effort as germany's already questionably competent "apolitical" military leadership were steadily switched for hilariously unqualified party cheerleaders, culminating in shit like Himmler being given command of entire army groups in the west with extremely predictable results at a time when massive fuckups were shit germany long since stopped being able to afford.
Now why does this relate to P O R K T I T S you may ask?
Meet Robert Ley. Head of Hitler's entire scuffed trade union network and a bunch other important titles and roles who wound up railroaded for endless promotion solely by dint of being such a mindless screaming retard supporter for Hitler. He was also
- Fat
- Retarded
- Alcoholic (literally getting shitfaced in slave labour planning meetups)
- A shit writer (some examples are here, just search for "Robert Ley")
- An armchair general (tried to get Speer to build a death ray based on his specifications)
- Hilariously fucking incompetent (literally the only thing he did halfway well was conning poorfag krauts into throwing money at him for future volkswagens)
Sadly while there is some similarity in the general potato head aspect and the fucking gay top tuft hair, the two are not overly alike in shape
The general point of this all is that when it comes to mindless and obnoxious retards obsessed with showing how much they super-duper support whatever the currentthing is in their sphere, any leader from fuhrer to middle manager worth their salt will know to keep them the fuck at arms length and never even consider bringing them aboard even in a janitorial position given how much of an inherent liability they are on every level due to their lack of tact, competence, social awareness, restraint, and dignity, even before you factor in how they will likely jump ship and backstab you the moment some new currentthing comes along
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Shit Operation Sealion would have worked with General Fatton there.
They could have rolled him into the channel at Calais and just drove across his fatt ass.
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HEY FATASS WATCHA DOIN?
Clearly this is a vengeful russian commando seeking retribution for the tanks his country lost to paint balloons.
Now lets examine the damage...
So this driveby paintjob managed to *completely miss* the rusty compensation-mobile.....how wonderfully convinient
NEXT SLIDE
Hmm......lets pull some tech magic and flip the image....
Someone pull the previous handwriting files....anyway NEXT SLIDE
So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"
Clearly this is a vengeful russian commando seeking retribution for the tanks his country lost to paint balloons.
Now lets examine the damage...
So this driveby paintjob managed to *completely miss* the rusty compensation-mobile.....how wonderfully convinient
NEXT SLIDE
Hmm......lets pull some tech magic and flip the image....
Someone pull the previous handwriting files....anyway NEXT SLIDE
So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"
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They didn’t have the balls to throw it on the rustang? Where is the video like he had for the last inside job?