Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

I've cracked the case.

The color is a calling card.








Closer inspection of recent pictures of the hovel's backyard reveal someone has been casing the place...




Folks, this was a McHatecrime.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

To play devil's advocate, Pat has been spending the last two decades making enemies all over the Internet, many of whom don't have anything to do with OnA or Kiwi Farms.

There is simply no way that an asshole like Patrick is not also an asshole to randos he encounters in "real life" in full measure. Remember the "pest control" text exchange between Patrick and a brotherman that was featured on this episode of Cryptic Web Chronicles (14:57).

Patrick fully believed the person he was conversing with was either a robot or an employee of the pest control company conversing with him, not a troll, yet he still behaved intensely hostile and threatened to have the employee fired because he was simply doing his job. This person wasn't real of course but there's no way he hasn't childed a Starbucks barista or Publix cashier. Or even a Hooli's waitress.

 

[ZipDisk]

Fatrick lacks

Funny, I thought the fact that the can was so small and the damage so inconsequential that it had to be fatrick. This is like throwing a beer out of a moving car. And even then he fucked it up.

Hey Pat, Vandalism doesn't have hesitation marks, Stupid!

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

HEY FATASS WATCHA DOIN?
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Clearly this is a vengeful russian commando seeking retribution for the tanks his country lost to paint balloons.
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Now lets examine the damage...
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So this driveby paintjob managed to *completely miss* the rusty compensation-mobile.....how wonderfully convinient

NEXT SLIDE
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Hmm......lets pull some tech magic and flip the image....
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Someone pull the previous handwriting files....anyway NEXT SLIDE
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So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"

So they threw it at his car, but somehow totally missed it, so the paint only got on his driveway? Yeah. Sounds like bullshit to me. Sounds like some retard just threw a paint can without any particular target than his driveway in general. Could easily be a pat false flag as well since he loves doing that.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Two things:

Any anyone from the expanded fativerse would use a paint balloon. I’m not sure that payquasi isn’t overshadowed by the paint balloon tweet.

Second, how the hell would you even fill a balloon with paint? You’d need some kind of paint pump.

6, how the fuck can this asshole make something that makes fake Greer-generated “harassment” seem legit?

 

[Mikoyan]

Second, how the hell would you even fill a balloon with paint? You’d need some kind of paint pump.

You could probably do it with the right funnel and a lot of caution.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s really that salty about Rekieta stealing his thunder (thighs).

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i never expected the Patrick S. Tomlinson Paint Can arc.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

HEY FATASS WATCHA DOIN?
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Why do the "laws continue to lag decades behind" and "something must change" if there's no separation between online and real life stalking?

Oh, wait, he thinks he can accuse people of real life stalking without evidence and get away with it because there's no Section 230. Which is why he keeps having to false flag himself and report it to the people he's suing for responding. And nobody has ever got the knock they're waiting for. (Which apparently is still coming despite the lagging laws.)

 

[FatPrickTomlinson]

Rumor on the OnA forum is that Josh Moon actually did the paint can. Dont shoot the messenger. Im just reporting the facts. Sounds probable to me.

 

[Immortal Technique Vol.2]

I've watched some Dexter and a few episodes on CSI: Las Vegas. I got this.

This is a woman's hand writing. Also evident this was done by a women is the use different color markers. While true, men own markers, they aren't sending their "Hitler was right" message using pastel pink and blue colors in very neat hand writing.



This wasn't a thrown paint can. This is a dropped paint can as evident by that oblong ring and the paint lid being as the base of the driveway. I also believe this can was picked up again, and the person threw the remaining paint up the driveway, and placed it back down. Why? The current layout has a "thrown" paint can that hit the ground, "thrown" up the driveway to the Rustang, stuck to the ground losing all momentum, and then the lid came off and paint exploded up the driveway? Not plausible your honor.

 

[John_Smith]

It is a 1 quart can of Rustoleum Painter's Touch Ultra Cover Gloss Kona Brown. Note on the can, upper right the advisory, "Paint appears purple when applied and will..." and in the lower left the letters "[GLO]SS" below which is the word "(b)rown" In the lower right, ©2018 Rust-Oleum Corp. It is probably not new paint.


Yes, you use a funnel to fill balloons. It would be the same technique used to fill balloons with water except you use less paint per balloon. In either case, be careful how you throw them. You can also use the funnel as a holder to throw them. It's more of a slinging motion.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've watched some Dexter and a few episodes on CSI: Las Vegas. I got this.
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This is a woman's hand writing. Also evident this was done by a women is the use different color markers. While true, men own markers, they aren't sending their "Hitler was right" message using pastel pink and blue colors in very neat hand writing.

Doesn't help that those are highlighter markers and each letter was carefully done to try and not make it look like it's their handwriting.

Second, how the hell would you even fill a balloon with paint? You’d need some kind of paint pump.

I hope this helps to understand.

 

[bile demon]

So the entire text of StealthyPaintcan seems to be "FUCK YOU 1488 TOAST SS 卐"

I recognize that face. It comes from a photoshop of a nigger holding a gun to his head and forcing him to suck his cock. He didn't even bother removing the cock from his mouth for the false flag, you can still see it under the dried paint. Textbook Pig work ethic.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm sorry, clearly I'm out of the loop. What the fuck is "toast" supposed to mean? Does he have some funny story involving toast/ is toast some wignat thing I've never heard of? Or was he just too stupid to actually write something people actually mock him over.

He thinks "You're toast!" sounds like something a man of action like him would spit out right before he 'neutralizes' a nazi stalker child. He really thinks he sounds like Jack Reacher. And can fight like him, too.

He thinks if he goes to prison this will be him, taking car of felon stalkerses:

 

[RollingRock2]

I've watched some Dexter and a few episodes on CSI: Las Vegas. I got this.
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This is a woman's hand writing. Also evident this was done by a women is the use different color markers. While true, men own markers, they aren't sending their "Hitler was right" message using pastel pink and blue colors in very neat hand writing.

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This wasn't a thrown paint can. This is a dropped paint can as evident by that oblong ring and the paint lid being as the base of the driveway. I also believe this can was picked up again, and the person threw the remaining paint up the driveway, and placed it back down. Why? The current layout has a "thrown" paint can that hit the ground, "thrown" up the driveway to the Rustang, stuck to the ground losing all momentum, and then the lid came off and paint exploded up the driveway? Not plausible your honor.

The label is quality, the thickness and rounded corners look like it was printed on pre-cut label paper, with the correct size for a one liter can of paint. That's a lot of foresight for such an otherwise lazy and ineffectual crime.

 

[Judge Holden]

Popping in to perform by due diligence by saying FAKE and GAY.

If you threw or slung paint from a can, the spatter would be far more elongated, especially if there was power behind the throwing. And if you were actually trying to vandalize someone's property, you would do exactly that. Anyone who is psycho or vengeful enough to want to vandalize someone's property with paint is also going to want to hit the victim where it hurts the most, like the front of the house or their car. Sure, having a giant paint splatter on your driveway is annoying and ugly but far more preferable to the alternative.

As a summary, I must once again echo that this is FAKE and HOMOSEXUAL, as well as retarded, much like Guntlinson himself.

I genuinely think now that my theory of him seeing some bot/rando xeet about his driveway and jumping on this to cobble together this gayop for WHYUS asspats and attention is correct.

The timeline and the evidence in the photos (i.e. the paint still being entirely wet and not drying/skinning over in the first two photos indicating they were taken mere moments after the paint was thrown) perfectly matches him seeing the xeet (given his stock stalkerchild response immidiately after it was posted), creating the signage for the paint can (which in the photos is clearly freshly applied and unstained/uncreased) limply throwing the can at his drive and immidiately taking photos of it, and then waiting over 12 hours to "discover" the crime and reporting it on xitter despite the fact the photos he provided show he is a big fat and gay liar, which is made all the more obvious given the lack of footage of the crime despite the cameras covering the exact fuckin area.

Also P O R K T I T S is doubling down on this being the infamous stealthyvandal who fatly vandalised his bike before


EDIT: I FOUND THE PAINTCAN BRAND AND TYPE


Its 100% the same can, down to the volume within.....and we can conclude the following from this can

1. It is specifically a *fast drying* paint which makes the fact fat took a photo with it still entirely wet and undried a whole lot more sussybussy
2. It specifies its both an outdoor paint and ideal for wood
3. It dries in a color which.....yeah its the exact fuckin same color as fat's deck and furthermore its a gloss paint which matches his deck in other photos

So basically....this was a fat-and-gay op. Only way it could be more obvious is if we found a photo on fat's xitter with the can in the background from months/years ago

 

[Procrastinhater]

That is also clearly not a full can of paint, either.

No its whats left over after Pat painted his fucking porch railings.

He's such a moron he didn't even go buy paint that couldn't be instantly tied to his house.

Kinda convenient the Aryan Brotherhood had the same color that Rick used on his porch.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

So basically....this was a fat-and-gay op. Only way it could be more obvious is if we found a photo on fat's xitter with the can in the background from months/years ago

Hopefully the PD he is suing are reading this thread, we do all the detective work for them.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Have any of the pests or anyone else inclined to fuck with Patrick ever said or done any Nazi shit? This dumbass is so bad at false-flagging he used his own projection of how he perceives his atalkers (i.e. evil neo-Nazi chuds) instead of writing things they'd actually say to make fun of him on the can.

You need to lurk moar if you want to LARP as one of us Pat. I'll get you started: next time write 'nice tits, stupid' on the can and swing it at your fat fucking head.