Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus


Don't do drugs.

Don't get Balldo'd either.

 

[NSA Intern]

Honest to God, every time I see this unemployable wretch I need to take a second look, because I see Fatrick's profile.
Can we get a physiognomy check?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick dm sperg out in full. It was in Flashcast dm group. Flash showed the whole thing on his LS tonight. Someone grab the stream before it goes private too please. They were talking about nicks situation a lot as well.

Flash cast

"I don't car3 (sic) what people think about almost anything"
What else is there to say to that besides "lol, lmao even."

 

[DHugo]

I'm gonna cooom

 

[NSA Intern]

Jesus
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Don't do drugs.

Don't get Balldo'd either.

I want a :JUST: with crackets' face on the right

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Is this thread about to be stronger than Nappa now?

 

[demicolon]

I think Nick's at least smart enough to lay off the coke for now.

He paid a lot of money to get out of jail ASAP which implies he stashed some emergency grams in the house. Even if his intention was to flush it, the moment he looks down the toilet is like Frodo staring in the mouth of Orodruin, One Ring in hand. There goes a line, and another, and the rest can sit next to the toilet; he'll flush it when the need comes.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I think Nick's at least smart enough to lay off the coke for now.

Nope with a poly addiction like nicks he won't be able to.
He can't stop the booze which lowers his ability to stop the coke I honestly can't wait for his return to streaming, he may end up in jail within the week if he does.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

He paid a lot of money to get out of jail ASAP which implies he stashed some emergency grams in the house. Even if his intention was to flush it, the moment he looks down the toilet is like Frodo staring in the mouth of Orodruin, One Ring in hand. There goes a line, and another, and the rest can sit next to the toilet; he'll flush it when the need comes.

What if our wife is stupid enough to take from it despite her conditions? Having that around the house could be a problem

 

[Musashi's Son]

Someone grab the stream before it goes private too please.

Trying to upload it through MEGA along with coomalot's stream. In the mean time, here is coomalot's chat as .txt file from his latest stream.

EDIT:
Coomalot's stream: (Link)
Flashcast: (Link)

 

[NSA Intern]

He paid a lot of money to get out of jail ASAP which implies he stashed some emergency grams in the house. Even if his intention was to flush it, the moment he looks down the toilet is like Frodo staring in the mouth of Orodruin, One Ring in hand. There goes a line, and another, and the rest can sit next to the toilet; he'll flush it when the need comes.

One Ring to tie the balls,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring the balls and in the darkness bind them

 

[Fapcop]

He paid a lot of money to get out of jail ASAP which implies he stashed some emergency grams in the house. Even if his intention was to flush it, the moment he looks down the toilet is like Frodo staring in the mouth of Orodruin, One Ring in hand. There goes a line, and another, and the rest can sit next to the toilet; he'll flush it when the need comes.

Yup…

He’ll be standing in front of the toilet, Kayla yelling from downstairs “Did you flush it yet?” And just then a text message from April will tick in: “Hey that was some shit, let’s do it one more time and call it quits!”

And just then his junkie and ODD brain will kick into overdrive. It’d be a real shame to flush it all! He can always flush it later… Or well, at least once it’s gone, he’s NOT going to get another ounce! Who are THEY to tell HIM what to do anyways?! As if that goddamn pastor doesn’t get plastered every Christmas, and on and on…

Until Nick comes out with a shiteating grin on his face, heart a pounding going: “I GOT A GREAT IDEA, WE WILL REMODEL THE STUDIO AND GRIFT THIS ON STREAM!!!”

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nick "I didn't neglect my kids"

Ok nick, what about the coke & extreme weight loss? What about the mountain of visible decline of you & ability to function correctly?

Nick is so ass mad about the neglect report he's ignoring basic information out there.

Are we aware if there is any order for him not to have access to his kids without supervision? Or is that something that has to happen due to the police reports & child endangerment charge?

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Nick "I didn't neglect my kids"

Ok nick, what about the coke & extreme weight loss? What about the mountain of visible decline of you & ability to function correctly?

Nick is so ass mad about the neglect report he's ignoring basic information out there.

Are we aware if there is any order for him not to have access to his kids without supervision? Or is that something that has to happen due to the police reports & child endangerment charge?

I read the April text in Jim's mocking uptalk of her from the stream.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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First part was posted, adding the TUG followup and full chain for clarity. edit: ninja'd while writing this lol

I don't think even the most cynical Nick aylog doesn't have sympathy and concern for his family - that's universally the only people in this situation people from all sides care about. People are pissed at *you* Nick for fucking up your family - a true fake friend ignores these things in order to keep your friendship alive for the grift. Real friends will come down on you while still showing care for your family, it's not rocket science.

"removing alcohol as a theme" - i believe this. and i also believe he dumped all his booze.

i've seen enough evidence at this point to think that he has been sober since getting out. he's realized the gravity of the situation regarding the drugs and booze and potential CPS issues, and he really is trying to revamp his show to not be centered around booze in hopes of returning to being a regular-old lawtuber and getting his streaming life in order---if for no other reason than to spite all the haters. and even if talking shit on twitter isn't the best thing to do from a legal perspective, it's far more important that he's sober on stream and behaves becomingly over the next 2-3 months before the hearing.

it makes for much better TV that he's still a drunk and drugged out retard, but i don't see anything in his behavior since getting out that needs to be explained by him currently being drunk and on drugs.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

What are the chances of stopping the poly substance abuse now?

1. Balldo
2. Alcohol
3. Cocaine

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is so ass mad about the neglect report he's ignoring basic information out there.

But you don't understand!!!

He doesn't own a .22!!!

Case dismissed! Nose wins! KF BTFO'd forever!

 

[Musashi's Son]

According to Coomalot we claimed Nick was gay and had HIV??????? When did we claim this?

 

[Vesperus]

Nick dm sperg out in full. It was in Flashcast dm group. Flash showed the whole thing on his LS tonight. Someone grab the stream before it goes private too please. They were talking about nicks situation a lot as well.

Flash cast

Fucking hell Nick.
At least when the cops have hauled me up for being a degenerate drunk I've admitted to being a degenerate drunk. That's what makes me special.
You seem to think it's their fault.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

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According to Coomalot we claimed Nick was gay and had HIV??????? When did we claim this?

We called him bi at most not HIV.