Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
“I’m done breaking my phones, to be quite honest.”
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Someone get Josh one of these

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Dope Cat said:
What are the chances of the bog chair moving locations away from that miserable corner? Known Cobes -- I don't see it happening any time soon.
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Unless Clint makes him move it directly by the window because his smoking is stinking up the whole trailer, the chair is gonna stay where it is until Cobes croaks and/or the trailer burns down.
 
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Jobama said:
I think the problem with a hypothetical Cobra board is that it simultaneously should have been made years ago but it also wouldn’t have been big enough to warrant a forum. A lot of threads that would have been successful like a hypothetical “homeboy general” wouldn’t work now because homeboys like Scotty or Warlord have disappeared from the Cobraverse. I also think it probably wouldn’t have been successful back then because interest in Josh was much smaller back then. Cobra is unpredictable so I do really think a subforum should be created. I think the problem is that we’re sort of in the equivalent of the post idea guys Chris era were Cobra was gotten much more popular but has stagnated in terms of content.
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We really just need an update/video/media thread and a discussion thread.

Separating all the new vids and occurrences would really help archival efforts and retrieval.

We'd have a dedicated place to post all the Cobra content that we've accumulated over the years.

Sometimes this thread is just brain loops and arguments for pages.

I'm on a munchie discord and this is how they do it. Every cow has 2 threads.

No editorialism allowed on content thread or eat the ban hammer. Very convenient.

I digress, winds dyin' down kiwi.
 
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bango skank said:
Unless Clint makes him move it directly by the window because his smoking is stinking up the whole trailer, the chair is gonna stay where it is until Cobes croaks and/or the trailer burns down.
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Trolls could bait him into moving it to prove he isn't in a closet but it will take time.
UncommonParlence said:
We really just need an update/video/media thread and a discussion thread.
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Need a board with the same rules as the community happening thread. Every cow has their own media thread and no discussion allowed there.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
We need a content thread and discussion thread, I'm saying it again for like a 10th time in hopes someone else asks null. Right now there just is zero reason for a cobra subforum, and the boy doesn't belong lumped into some other gay subforum. We just need two threads for archival and discussion. (every popular cow should imo)
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Not enough interest or people posting about Josh for this level of expansion to be justified.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Not enough interest or people posting about Josh for this level of expansion to be justified.
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I feel a lot of people still following him nowadays know a lot of lore but also the fact that it takes sometimes upwards of 3/6 months to get significant content out of him. He's always been the slowest burner of them all but when it blows up it's beautiful. What about a free wiki kind of deal and we could all just info dump on it and vet out what's fact and fiction ?

It would be useful for newcomers especially. I feel like snake bones has always been a good info dump on some classic moments that people can go and look up what's shown on there for extra info.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Not enough interest or people posting about Josh for this level of expansion to be justified.
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What do you mean, we have gained almost 750 pages since the beginning of this year. Yes, it absolutely does. Besides the whole point is to keep a manicured concise content thread where everything can be archived and viewed for posterity and not buried in 750 pages of group home and why didn't clint do X loops. It should be this way for every cow with a thread >100 pages IMO, just for posterity alone.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
What do you mean, we have gained almost 750 pages since the beginning of this year. Yes, it absolutely does. Besides the whole point is to keep a manicured concise content thread where everything can be archived and viewed for posterity and not buried in 750 pages of group home and why didn't clint do X loops. It should be this way for every cow with a thread >100 pages IMO, just for posterity alone.
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Most the people posting loops are the thread regulars. You're on the loop loop yourself. The thread is mostly speculation and links to reuploaders 5:59 cut of the 6 minute drink combo Cobra posted yesterday
 
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Shinkai said:
What about a free wiki kind of deal and we could all just info dump on it and vet out what's fact and fiction ?
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There was a free wiki but it wasn't backed up and when it was taken down (I don't know why it was taken down), all the content was lost.

We could set up a new free wiki but we'd need some tech smarty pants like @grand larsony to mirror the content so that in the eventual likely event of a takedown the content is preserved. That might be an easier solution to self hosting as no one person needs to go through what Null did with regards to a registrar and host that is able to help retain anonymity, and prevent a woke takedown, of those managing the service. Kiwifarms unfortunately has a lot of powerful enemies in the tech sector, and it only takes one deranged troon to dox the whole operation, just due to the affiliation, even when we are merely building up a collection of Cobra lore for the most harmless cosiest of all the cows.

A kiwi member managed wiki would be the best way to protect against alogs posting the infamous 'shit list', but the affiliation presents serious risks. Some dude in Australia got done for 400k via Liz Fong Jones, an ex google SRE, so any kind of kiwi affiliated Cobra wiki comes with personal risk to those managing it.

I hope we can come up with some solution as Cobra is a very unique individual and if we don't start cataloguing it now it could be lost. The bread tubers maintain their own private resources that they share with each other, but they don't own Cobra, he belongs to everyone.
 
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Dope Cat said:
What are the chances of the bog chair moving locations away from that miserable corner? Known Cobes -- I don't see it happening any time soon.
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From Cobra's perspective it's probably the best arrangement. It gets the most light from the window, not that there's much of a view, but it's better than staring at a blank wall.

At least he put up the posters. Cobra definitely has more energy than Lowtax even with the liquor and duster.

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Even Raxx would be like "fuck this noise" after the first week.
 
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