Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I fucking swear you niggers need to go touch real grass if your idea of attractive is Kayla or April.

Informing everyone that a woman is well below your standards is only slightly less annoying than thirstposting.

 

[Fapcop]

I fucking swear you niggers need to go touch real grass if your idea of attractive is Kayla or April.

My guy have you SEEN that wedding picture?!

Or shit, just Hedonism-era Kayla? She’s pretty fine for a woman in her 40ies with five pregnancies behind her.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

If he just made one disagreeable post and you got him thread banned that's pretty gay and doesn't help the "We aren't an echo chamber" argument. I'd recommend people not do this in the future, and that Jannies not entertain it, unless they actually start to shit up the thread.

His entire post history starting from about a week ago was "posting with the flow" in this thread until the mod approval restriction was lifted, at which point he immediately launched into a "well I enjoy my lolcows ~ethically~ unlike you incel losers" holier than thou bit going on for several pages. I'd count that as an intentional attempt at threadshitting as opposed to posting opposing views or devil's advocate stuff.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

If you ever get filthy rich fellow kiwis, do your offspring a favor: Don’t pass on more than a small amount to them.

I wouldn't go that far. Leaving little to nothing for the kids is peak boomer behaviour (and baby boomers are the niggers of generations)
I just wouldn't shirk my parental responsibilities. If anything, I'd try even harder to make sure my kids aren't colossal fuckups.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

I fucking swear you niggers need to go touch real grass if your idea of attractive is Kayla or April.

ok...

You don't need to be an LA 10 to gather eyes on Youtube. You just can't be butt ugly.

Word… Fucking horrific.

Seems to me that growing up with access to immeasurable wealth, really does a number on people.

Rekieta grew up never having to struggle for anything. His career was more of a hobby, since let’s get real. The occasional contract he reviewed didn’t pay for that house.

When he found streaming, he was again free to ignore his audience and do whatever the f he wanted to. (“Even if I just have ONE viewer…”)

Degen sex and coke made him happy, and with a bought house and the trustfund, why NOT go all in on that?! It’s not like he can get fired.

The kids ironically also suffered. With an ever present nanny, Kayla didn’t have to step up, and the oldest could spend their time on an iPad instead of doing chores.

If you ever get filthy rich fellow kiwis, do your offspring a favor: Don’t pass on more than a small amount to them.

I agree, the Rekieta's were living on easy mode and they pissed it all down the drain. It stems from the complacency of never knowing adversity. Now their children are suffering because of them.

 

[Two by Four]

Seems to me that growing up with access to immeasurable wealth, really does a number on people.

Humans were meant to struggle. With nothing to contend against, the weak among us self-destruct while the better of us force themselves to work for its own sake. Ted knew this, and it's also a somewhat commonly held belief in the psych community (in my circles at least); idle hands are the Devil's plaything n all that.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

Informing everyone that a woman is well below your standards is only slightly less annoying than thirstposting.

True, but at some point one must wonder if they are shitposts or thirstposts.

She’s pretty fine for a woman in her 40ies with five pregnancies behind her.

She actually looked pretty good until the drugs and plastic surgery. Why Balldo decided to gaslight her into homeless hoe Barbie is beyond me.

 

[Oxyjen]

That's a retarded decision, but I hope he does because it will be entertaining.

To be fair he probably just said that to keep people listening.

The show is pretty boring.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Okay caught up. This thread feels like a full time job now. Our dear Nick is in a cope room with plenty of drugs and alcohol probably seething in DMs denying us milk but thankfull for EVS and Barnes to pick up the slack.

 

[owed to joy]

Yeah. No. Lady Rackets is an old ghoul and April isn't a fine ass anything. They are both played out secondhand merchandise. They are no doubt big scores for desperate guys, but nothing to brag about.

I mean just look at Nick. The voice and body scream "faggot" to any woman in range. And I think Nick's priority is dudes like Aaron and Camelot rather than any woman. I mean he talks about how men complement his body and how the ideal body is twig-like & un-muscled. Who talks like that other than a total faggot.

Yeah. Reading your stuff I can see that you are a beta who worships Nick as your alpha chad. Even though Nick is an all around cuck and life failure, you can't really even imagine being anything better than what Nick is. You can't even imagine getting better women than twiggy in his 40s Nick does. Sad.

Yeah if you have ANYTHING to lose, why risk it on ugly unremarkable women. People simping for April definitely live somewhere devoid of female variety. The bitch is flatter than a Kraft single both front and back & her hairline looks like Rekeita's. And Kayla could be in The Backrooms at this point. These women aren't anything to go to jail for, to lose money for, to lose your kids for. They're not even frankly worth losing the time it would take to fuck them and be disappointed by it. Just very low quality women on display here.

 

[Fapcop]

Informing everyone that a woman is well below your standards is only slightly less annoying than thirstposting.

We all know that if the doorbell rang at your average kiwis house, and it was Throat GOAT April standing there in a bikini and a sign that said “INSERT COCK HERE” with an arrow pointing up to her mouth, she’d get invited in faster than a slice of aged Gouda dissapears down Null’s gullet.

Since your average Kiwi isn’t retarded though, he’d keep it on the downlow, and would be back on the farms that same evening… Shitposting about perfectly respectable 7’s and 8’s being “LITERALLY UNFUCKABLE”.

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Or shit, just Hedonism-era Kayla? She’s pretty fine for a woman in her 40ies with five pregnancies behind her.

Yeah but now she looks like she had all the life sucked out of her, practically "Faces of Meth" tier. April just looks like a Minnesota Mid: decent enough until you find out about the coke habit & other degeneracy.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Damn, thems some hungry trolls y'all niggas are feeding.

 

[noor1717]

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

Edit: was really looking forward to people mocking him for having a female officiant.

it's interesting that our wife looked the same while balldo looked like a different person. I didn't even recognize him

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I wouldn't go that far. Leaving little to nothing for the kids is peak boomer behaviour (and baby boomers are the niggers of generations)
I just wouldn't shirk my parental responsibilities. If anything, I'd try even harder to make sure my kids aren't colossal fuckups.

Cucking your kids out of your inheritance (ESPECIALLY if it's big bucks) will also make them resent you and actively scheme against you to try and wring money out of your corpse, and god forbid someone else in the family gets their slice instead because the best possible ideal outcome from that shitshow is completely nuking family relations in all directions.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He spent like 3 pages and 15 replies calling people incels who just hate nick and have no life

His entire post history starting from about a week ago was "posting with the flow" in this thread until the mod approval restriction was lifted, at which point he immediately launched into a "well I enjoy my lolcows ~ethically~ unlike you incel losers" holier than thou bit going on for several pages. I'd count that as an intentional attempt at threadshitting as opposed to posting opposing views or devil's advocate stuff.

Ah I see. Since it was all nuked before I could see it, it looked like it was all over a single post. I revoke my comment and accept my incorrectosity.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

balldo looked like a different person. I didn't even recognize him

To be fair to Lord Balldo, the early 2000s was an abysmal time for men's fashion. That hair across the forehead and wet gel look was fairly popular at the time.

I'm surprised he didn't have spikes with frosted tips.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

Looks like they might have used the basement of the church they got married in for the reception? Just a guess.

Edit: was really looking forward to people mocking him for having a female officiant.

Whether or not people think Kayla is attractive now she was pretty in these photos and nick is 100% punching above his weight

 

[Musashi's Son]

More Barnes cope.

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[Fapcop]

Cucking your kids out of your inheritance (ESPECIALLY if it's big bucks) will also make them resent you and actively scheme against you to try and wring money out of your corpse, and god forbid someone else in the family gets their slice instead because the best possible ideal outcome from that shitshow is completely nuking family relations in all directions.

I’m just saying… Making sure they never have to work a day in their life seems like a good way to ensure they end up like wastrels like Nick.