Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
He thinks that lawyering in public chats and social media will win him favor, but in reality it just shows that he's a disingenuous snake.
I've learned this is a habit of many bad lawyers (as in those not good at their job). Corporate offices are full of people with law degrees who couldn't make it and they genuinely think everything can be argued and re-interpreted. They have full confidence in their ability to be able to talk their way out of any situation, ignorant of the fact life isn't a court room, and the evidence (i.e. these failed lawyers end up in the shit in every workplace) speaks to the contrary, that the constant arguing and semantics actually puts them deeper in the shit and makes them look worse.

Truth is that good lawyers aren't brilliant at argumentation, they're actually good at implementation. A good lawyer is a consistent person, and it is that thoroughness and consistency that strengthens the arguments or negotiations they make. Nick, like so many of the bad lawyers of met, is anything but consistent, and like most of the bad lawyers I've met it is a combination of inconsistency, substance abuse and the need to stubbornly bullshit under the idea they can argue their way out of any situation which makes them the absolute shits to deal with in any situation.
 
Hot take:

I know we're all supposed to hate Mexicans for some reason but, having living in close proximity to them for most of my life, I find most of them to be decent, God-fearing, and industrious people.

I can not think of one useful purpose the leaf Viva serves.

Why the fuck is he in my country?

Bring forth the rake. He has to go back.
 
We all know that if the doorbell rang at your average kiwis house, and it was Throat GOAT April standing there in a bikini and a sign that said “INSERT COCK HERE” with an arrow pointing up to her mouth, she’d get invited in faster than a slice of aged Gouda dissapears down Null’s gullet.

Since your average Kiwi isn’t retarded though, he’d keep it on the downlow, and would be back on the farms that same evening… Shitposting about perfectly respectable 7’s and 8’s being “LITERALLY UNFUCKABLE”.
If you mean April, she's not "literally unfuckable" but she's mid looks wise, rating women with numbers is R9K tier, but she's no 7 or 8 she's a 5 or 6 at absolute best, but her personality knocks that right down to a 4.
Sorry bro she just ain't my type, I'm not in my 20's anymore, I grew out of that "fuck anything" phase 20 years ago.
As for Kayla she actually used to be fairly cute going by the wedding pics, looking at her now she looks like a faces of Meth video, and again, personality is what make these bitches unfuckable, not looks.
Besides I wouldn't trust anyone into degenerate swinger shit not to be fucking riddled, it's not worth catching fucking herpes or some shit.

As far as inheritance goes, I know what you mean how it always seems to be trust fund kids and kids born with silver spoons that turn out to be huge entitled fuck ups, I also agree with what others have said that weaseling your kids out of their inheritance is a good way to guarantee family strife after you're gone.

I think the only thing you can do is try to instill a good work ethic and decent morals into your kids and do what you can to set them on the right path so that, hopefully before you are gone, they are sucessful themselves and good enough with money that any inheritance isn't going to be squandered and pissed away, but will be used to benefit them or hopefully grandkids.
At the end of the day you can't control kids after a certain point, you could do everything right and they could still end up selfish fuck ups, all you can do is try to instill decent values and moral in them growing up.
Being a parent is the hardest, and greatest, the most frustrating and terrifying, and yet the most rewarding and joyful experience a person can have, and I don't think any of us were ready for it or know what we're doing 100% of the time.
I know I don't.
I'm playing it by ear.
I just know that those kids are my priority at least until they're 18, (and beyond tbh) and if I was put here to do one thing, it was to make sure they're gonna be ok.
Thats what Nicks priority should have been x5, and thats why he's such a contemptible shitbag of a man.
 
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What I don't understand is how his supporters not feel betrayed? He's been lying to their faces about his monogamy, his drug use, even lying about his lying.
It's a Darwinian answer really. After the downfall of Nick's lolcowdom, only the strongest copium-addicted remained. His Locals could be compared to a post-apocalyptic community in which the "natural selection" criteria was retardation.
 
We all know that if the doorbell rang at your average kiwis house, and it was Throat GOAT April standing there in a bikini and a sign that said “INSERT COCK HERE” with an arrow pointing up to her mouth, she’d get invited in faster than a slice of aged Gouda dissapears down Null’s gullet.

Since your average Kiwi isn’t retarded though, he’d keep it on the downlow, and would be back on the farms that same evening… Shitposting about perfectly respectable 7’s and 8’s being “LITERALLY UNFUCKABLE”.
I'm a huge fan of single pot recipes.
In this case, I'll slam her over her dumb face with a cast iron casserole and slam the door shut.
 
Comments (as of now) for the Viva and Barnes Sunday stream r/t Rekieta, via YT
Not surprised to see YT user “TimSlowNewsDayPool” balldowashing. He’s been doing so in at least one other comment thread on a video, iirc it was on a Kino Casino Clips vid.

Edited for sperling and to clarify these are YT comments
Sometimes I amaze myself by the stupid and useless shit I am able to remember.

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ITS A CONSPIRACY BY THE GLOWIES!!!
totally not sweeping
 
Whether or not people think Kayla is attractive now she was pretty in these photos and nick is 100% punching above his weight
Which is why I think she married him for his trust fund. She obviously can't be bothered with driving kids to the co-op classes, Nick has to do that. She didn't teach any of the co-op classes, Nick did that. I always thought it was odd that Nick said he didn't have any free time because he was driving kids places. What does Kayla even do? No job. Doesn't home school (the co-op does that). Doesn't cook. Doesn't clean the house. I guess she just thought she would be a trophy wife while banging other men.
 
The brown powder that didn't test positive for coke was most likely the Molly he was alleged by Amhole to be doing.
Don’t NIK/field tests test for Molly? Could it have been something else like Kratom? Molly would make the most sense though since we know they were doing it.
 
I've actually put some thought into this. Not because I have or will ever have that kind of money, just random shower thoughts throughout my life. I'd set up a trust so that the beneficiaries would receive something like 10-20k a year. Any additional would be based on a percentage (50%?) of what they earn themselves through gainful employment. So they will always have an emergency income, but not a comfortable one, but they will have to work to earn the rest and are incentivized to progress. If they WANT a basic 30k a year job to take home 45k and that's the life that fulfills them, cool. But if they want to do nothing, hope you can survive on 20k a year faggot.

Sounds like a good plan by a smart guy ;)

Did he or did he not have cocaine in the house, Barnes? "Retaliation! Muh first amendment!"

Did he, or did he not break the law? "Yeah but they had no right to catch him!" Fuck off, retard.

If Rekieta was doing some super hard hitting journalism, exposing police brutality and corruption in the local county, he miiiight have had a point.

But all rekieta literally talked about were titties, comics how stressed he is, and occasionally drunken takes on some trial.

Barnes is a moron and a grifter, and not even a good one.
 
On a side note, yeesh Kayla did not age gracefully.
Cocaine, Meth and getting pounded in the ass by Jamacian Niggers has that effect.

I know we're all supposed to hate Mexicans for some reason but, having living in close proximity to them for most of my life, I find most of them to be decent, God-fearing, and industrious people.
As it is always said, there is a difference between Legal Immigrants and Illegal Ones, you are probably dealing with Legal ones.
 
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Kayla and Nick filed a "notice to remove" Judge Fisher.
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Credit to @Useful_Mistake for posting these documents in the State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta thread.
 

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Lol the fact that these two comments came from the same person :story:

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'Church could have lied, KF could have lied, Aaron could have lied. You know who would NEVER lie to me? Das rite, my sweet Nicky boi. He will tell me truth and I will believe him. In Nick We Trust'
I’m starting to think really dumb people operate on a different frequency than everyone else. They are in a constant state of flux just waiting for a MLM/Cult/Grifter to give them something digestible they can easily regurgitate to one another. They are constantly drawn to self serving degenerate narcissists and liars because they have a clearly recognizable plan, which is a completely selfish one. Like moths to a flame they seek out cult leaders, and if need be create them. By crowding around these personality types they eagerly expose their own naivety inadvertently creating these cringe supernovas that inevitably implode. Like Dax, Ethan Ralph, Jack Murphy, Nick Fuentes and Nick Rekieta. A swarm of fatherless men and attention whores prop up and destroy their exalted narcissist. They love their leader almost as much as their leader loves themself. Lolcows are created by the audience they attract, like a flock of rubes/simps pushing Icarus towards the sun.
 
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Kayla and Nick filed a "notice to remove" Judge Fisher.
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Credit to @Useful_Mistake for posting these documents in the State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta thread.
oh shit I didn’t think nick had it in him but he’s gonna go with the “she has to recuse herself because I talked shit about her pussy liquor” route. Godspeed nick hope you had a nice line or two when you came up with this
 
oh shit I didn’t think nick had it in him but he’s gonna go with the “she has to recuse herself because I talked shit about her pussy liquor” route. Godspeed nick hope you had a nice line or two when you came up with this
Nick and the judge do have a past history beyond those comments though. I don't think it's unreasonable to request a recusal. The thing is it's a small town with only like three judges so chances are they all have a history with him.
 
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