Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Even Raxx would be like "fuck this noise" after the first week.
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Like Cobes, having his dick wet is an epic W in his mind. I think they could coexist for a little while since they exhibit some similar traits. But things would escalate rapidly since none of them is able to shut the fuck up, so violent altercations are more than likely. I think the only BIG element that makes them incompatible is that NaL is a substance abuser and Raxx hates druggies.
 
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Nana Feeder 9k said:
You'd think Homedad would just give him one in an Otterbox at this point.
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I doubt he'd use it. He keeps getting the same old model of iPhone just so he can use his cheap, custom cobra case. He's also smashing the screens out of rage, not accidently dropping them. No amount of shock resistance is going to protect an angry retard punching the screen with rings on.
 
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bonified retard said:
I doubt he'd use it. He keeps getting the same old model of iPhone just so he can use his cheap, custom cobra case. He's also smashing the screens out of rage, not accidently dropping them. No amount of shock resistance is going to protect an angry retard punching the screen with rings on.
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He really just needs a flip phone at this point.

Or a rotary phone. Watching him try to work one of those would be a sight to see.
 
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Shiverpeaks said:
Most the people posting loops are the thread regulars. You're on the loop loop yourself. The thread is mostly speculation and links to reuploaders 5:59 cut of the 6 minute drink combo Cobra posted yesterday
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Every popular thread on Kiwifarms is like this. It's not unique to this one. You can go to Ethan Ralph's thread and find the same 10 or some thought loops broken up by updates, same with Rekieta and my god Patrick's thread is the worst with that. DSP's general thread has "Is Phil REALLY gay?" debate thought loops like every couple weeks.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
My favorite Jessica-ism so far is “AND THAT’S A FACT!” Or “I KNOW I’M UGLY, I HAVE THE PROOF!”
Like, is she saying she’s going to just hold up a picture of herself? What would even constitute “proof” someone is ugly? Just looking at them isn’t enough in her mind? Truly fascinating.
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What happens if you agree with her? Like if you slap the picture out of her hand and act like she offered you a cat turd on toast?
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:

He broke his phone somehow (drunken tardrage?) and is now begging for $150 for a replacement
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What could he have done to break this one?

1.Siri was trolling him and he tard raged

2.He dropped it and it got ran over by a car while he laughed thinking that it was someone else phone


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Dill said:
What could he have done to break this one?

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That is 100% tard rage, it has all the hallmarks of being repeatedly slammed into something, like the edge of the counter/table, or getting hit by something like him punching it with his rings.

Also know I'm late to this, but him not going to the other trailer park near the river was legit the worst choice possible, he's just isolated himself in what is the American parallel to a 20th-century Russian habitation block.
 
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Quintus said:
I don't think he could make enough money just making his crappy wands honestly. I could be wrong, but even if he could he's got other issues. The last video I saw of him trying to sell wands, he was charging too much and forgetting to send out the finished products. I don't disagree that he should probably try if nothing else to supplement his welfare. What does he even do all day when he's not streaming? Other than drinking I guess. I bet working might be good for him.
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There are some legit Wand Makers on Etsy and Ebay / Facebook they do seem to make a living from it not a great one but they are far higher quality for much less cost - like £50 for one thats hand carved and the carving looks like what it's supposed to be I saw one that was a Dogs head when I was looking that I honestly would own myself as a knick nack to put on a shelf.

There is also Occult / Wicca shops that sell customs they normal have a guy they can call to make one but for people into that sort of thing other than as an accessory item or as a more fancy conductors stick (the other main group they sell to going off titles) they would make their own.

Ashwar said:
How is it not a rental though? he said he could not smoke but in only 1 room in the modular clocktower?
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Bogliacci said:
Because Clint told him where he can and can't smoke because Clint is the one who bought it.
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IRC it was sold about a week after he got the notice, and I can see Clint laying down rules about the place (he comes off as a his house his rules guy), and Josh has said during the last Eviction that this was something Clint was thinking about as an option according to Josh - Honestly it does make a lot of sense Josh doesn't have someone living next door to him through a crappy wall, He's got a little more space, a little bit of Outdoor space, etc

I can see Josh being really happy here, until the inevitable happens and he's got unwelcome company.

Al Dente Alighieri said:
Nevermind that he's even capable of holding down a job, I don't think he'd ever consider getting one if he was capable. To Josh, his life is basically perfect, he does whatever he wants whenever he wants and the consequences are negligible if not non-existent. There's no incentive for him to get a job because he makes enough money from donations to buy his party favors, his food is purchased by his mother and his rent is paid by his tugboat.* Anything that would require saving, any goals in the future? He thinks he can "manifest" them and that it'll only take time and magical powers to make happen. He wouldn't put earnest effort towards it anyways at a minimum wage job because he thinks it's entirely beneath him to work, he's a celebrity. He's also lazy as all piss and will take the path of least resistance every time.

There's a whole dissertation you could write on why he's capable of working and why he wouldn't anyway. He's an interesting bloke.

*This is assuming he even pays rent. He can't own the trailer, it would effect his SSDI payments. Clint probably owns it so there's even more incentive to never work, he now keeps the majority of his SSDI payments.
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The long an short of it is Josh can't hold down a job, he has tried and at his best he failed at it as much shit as the Fat Fuck from Kentucky gets for fucking with him that was the tip of the boil and he'd already built up a lot of reasons to ditch him as a staff member, everything else was just the Tin Lid on the situation.

I am not saying you couldn't find a job or something to him that he could do or one that he could thrive in the problem if those prospects are few an far between and what jobs he can do he'd require a lot of management in to the point your paing Josh to do the job an someone to watch him 50% of the time.

I honestly think Josh could be something like a Bodger, or something else that he could really get into but the opportunity to get into it are so few an far between McJobs on a program are the best he can go for an he wont last at anything so it's best just to make sure he doesnt starve and is of a minimal annoyance to anyone else.

UncommonParlence said:
If he gets bogtulism it'll be from reusing that foul balloon. Why doesn't he stick the airlock in that hole he drilled? Don't say it... boglim's razor. Prolly smoked refrys out of it and broke it.
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Different Plastics, a softer lit like PET is easy to make a hole in to cram anything in, repairing or cutting a harder plastic is well beyond his skills - Air Locks are cheep but he goes for the Balloon method because it's cheaper, Its a reasonably common practice in home brew circles as well especially at the "I just want to brew some wine that doesn't taste like arse that gets me sloshed" level of home brewing and that's about his level of "I looked it up".

Shinkai said:
Has this shit ever been confirmed? I see it so often just appear one day even Clint says it in the clinterview but it feels like such a cop out excuse... Shock horror the retard doesn't want to listen to others and do what he's told? That can also account to about 95% of the human race
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ODD is a thing and it tends to mellow out as the person gets older, BUT in there Teens an 20's it can be hell there are whole books on the subject about how to introduce an idea to them and then make them think its an original idea an then getting them to commit, the problem with ODD from my admittedly amiture reading of the subject is it works contary to the educational instincts and the harder you fight it the harder they kick in BUT its often 90%+ cases co morbid with other conditions so there is not much of a standard mitigation methodology - an before anyone say's "Slapping the shit out of them" that works for a very short time the moment the threat is removed the dig in an dont come out.

biggacracka said:
He did let Clint teach him how to use the lathe.
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Yes he did and he taught him extremely poorly to do so, Every time we have seen him use the lathe I have been thankful that he's got very VERY lucky because he reaches over a turning lath with dangly bits, uses blunt tools (an not a blunt edge technique) puts on lateral force to compensate and Looms over the tool (putting himself in the way of anything that might go wrong). He let Clint an authority figure "Show Him" but the problem is he showed him how to do it badly and while something is better than nothing and even allowing for it being a low power bench top wood elf tool it can an will fuck him up at some point.
 
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