Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

I don't care for Andrew, but I agree that's pretty fucking scummy.

If I move to the murder capitol of the U.S., does that make me a murderer?

But hey, Barnes logic, amirite?

Barnes logic changes depending on who helped his career the most that week.

His admission, not my speculation.

 

[Corn Syrup Connoisseur]

Did Nick find a new sweeper?

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Doesn't seem to be a troll since he has years long history including replying to rekieta.

Meet Corey Leon of Leon's law based in Aliquippa Pennsylvania.



Link

His whole law practice seems to be composed of a one page website on GoDaddy sites which seems just to be a mildly modified template with a simple contact form.
(Couldn't pull up business records due to the Pennsylvania government website forbidding access for me)



Link Archive

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick's behaviour after his arrest should have clued you in.
He's going to fight this. At the bare minimum, he's going to fight to get the search warrant (and the evidence found) excluded.
If/when he loses that fight, he'll probably bitch out and plead no contest.

Isn't no contest the same as a guilty pleasure?

 

[Burn It All Down]

What the actual fuck, Barnes?

There is nothing more ruinous than these kinds of unfounded allegations. Nothing. Barnes knows this. He knows this, and he's merrily using it as threat out in public.

I am actually really fucking mad about this and I don't even fucking follow or know Legal Mindset. Call it sympathetic rage.

Absolute slime of a fat fuck.

Isn't that sort of accusation what got Nick in trouble?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Isn't no contest the same as a guilty pleasure?

Not really. If I'm not mistaken, a plea of no contest means you'll just accept whatever judgement the court makes against you without admitting your guilt or innocence.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Isn't that sort of accusation what got Nick in trouble?

Yeah except Barnes was slicker about it. He just insinuated Mindset was a pedo because there's no other reason for a single guy to move to Thailand.
Nick, because he's a sloppy, angry alcoholic just flat out said Monty sucks little boys dicks.

 

[BelUwUga]

Who the fuck is clamouring to move in on that?

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the Cokegoblin. Nights spent chasing an over-snowed Kayla around the swinging dungeon. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Nick's "special friends" April and Aaron build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, tying the Kayla-toy to the St. Andrew's Cross if she tries to escape. Nick would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine/ketamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the dungeon like a holocaust victim with AIDS, wishing he had a viagra powered penis as a driving rod for the Cokegoblin. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Cokegoblin screeches defensively but Rickety Rackets is upon her in seconds. His flaccid penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about pushing rope. Eventually Aaron is called in and the K-hole Rodent is placated, suckling contently on his superior dick.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not really. If I'm not mistaken, a plea of no contest means you'll just accept whatever judgement the court makes against you without admitting your guilt or innocence.

No I know that sorry, I mean doesn't that just result in the same result as if you had pleaded guilty, or is there some benefit to pleading no contest?
I should have been more clear, sorry.

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like Nick's wife has to face another judge (sorry if it's late, the thread moves fast)


You think Nick will also get another judge? Or will this all be separated?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wouldn't make the outright claim that Ethan is a racist.

I think he has soft bigotry of low expectations or liberal racism where they see blacks as beneath them due to slavery & Jim Crowe. Nothing upsets a white leftist than a successful black person who disagrees with them.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the Cokegoblin. Nights spent chasing an over-snowed Kayla around the swinging dungeon. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Nick's "special friends" April and Aaron build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, tying the Kayla-toy to the St. Andrew's Cross if she tries to escape. Nick would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine/ketamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the dungeon like a holocaust victim with AIDS, wishing he had a viagra powered penis as a driving rod for the Cokegoblin. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Cokegoblin screeches defensively but Rickety Rackets is upon her in seconds. His flaccid penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about pushing rope. Eventually Aaron is called in and the K-hole Rodent is placated, suckling contently on his superior dick.

Jesus that sounds like a scene from Kubriks Eyes Wide Shut that ended up on the cutting room floor

Be careful, that shit is why they killed old Stanley.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I can't get Ralph saying "LEGAL MINDSET MORE LIKE LEGAL DICKSUCKER" out of my head.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Looks like Nick's wife has to face another judge (sorry if it's late, the thread moves fast)

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You think Nick will also get another judge? Or will this all be separated?

You know what? This thread moves so fast that I don't even necessarily think it's fair to 'Late' reaction sticker some of these posts anymore. Lol

Yes, new judge.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Are you retarded? First off, the motion was to dismiss WITH prejudice. If you do not bring it, you can not move for a judgment notwithstanding the verdict if you do lose. And if you ARE confident you're going to win a case like that, you're a goddamn swaggering idiot. So you're suggesting Kyle's attorneys should have just ASSUMED he'd win and waive the chance to get rid of the charges even if there was an unfavorable verdict?

A motion to dismiss is filed in virtually every criminal case. It's absolutely fucking ignorant to claim that, in particular, was somehow a mistake.

Other motions were for mistrial, and again, it would have been malpractice not to file them. You had a corrupt prosecutor and a weak judge who allowed all kinds of fuckery. It would be better to roll the dice on another prosecutor and judge than have Rittenhouse in prison getting shanked for a few years while appeals went on. As for choices to object, that's a strategic decision. If you don't object enough, you could waive important issues. If you object to every single goddamn thing, you look like a bunch of desperate bitches, and again, this can influence the jury.

The fact that Barnes's dickriders agreed with him shouldn't be surprising. The fact there were also legitimate criticisms doesn't really make Barnes's sour grapes any more appropriate and, again, HE HAD AN ETHICAL OBLIGATION TO A FORMER CLIENT. Nobody else did.

The first motion they brought was dismissal with prejudice but just let binger argue his way out, they pushed back very little, before jurors went away to reach a verdict, they asked again without prejudice. Yes, you always file mistrails but they had a very solid one they just let go for no reason and barely argued while it was very relevant and then brought it back at the end to ask for mistrail without prejudice.

I'm sorry you don't remember, please go rewatch the trail. I get you're angry at barnes but just because people agreed with some of what he said at the time, doesn't make them dick riders. Also you could argue that he was acting in an the clients interest still because he felt the case was being mishandled.
I know you feel like you're right but it's far beyond as black and white as you're making. Ethical commitees and boards exist for a reason.
All the lawtubers have ethical obligations to meet. Unfortunately barnes was probably extremely far from any violation considering Rekieta is unlikely to lose his licence over all of this.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the Cokegoblin. Nights spent chasing an over-snowed Kayla around the swinging dungeon. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Nick's "special friends" April and Aaron build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, tying the Kayla-toy to the St. Andrew's Cross if she tries to escape. Nick would be giggling and laughing as the waves of cocaine/ketamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the dungeon like a holocaust victim with AIDS, wishing he had a viagra powered penis as a driving rod for the Cokegoblin. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Cokegoblin screeches defensively but Rickety Rackets is upon her in seconds. His flaccid penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about pushing rope. Eventually Aaron is called in and the K-hole Rodent is placated, suckling contently on his superior dick.

I really shouldn't read this site during or shortly after meal time. I need eye bleach.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

No I know that sorry, I mean doesn't that just result in the same result as if you had pleaded guilty, or is there some benefit to pleading no contest?
I should have been more clear, sorry.

Pleading no contest covers your ass from any potential civil liabilities.
For example, if you get into a car crash and plead guilty to reckless driving, anybody you injured can sue you and the guilty plea will result in a slam dunk victory for the plaintiff.
I think Nick will plead no contest simply so he can say "ACCCCKKKKSHUALLY I wasn't found guilty of anything!"

 

[Fapcop]

Why Lord, just why?

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Ill fitting suit… Scrawny neck… FAS face… Didn’t shave because why? It’s just picture day for the “law firm”… OMG! DAT HAIR… Some weird dysgenic shit going on in the face, likely some mud races slipped somewhere… “If you only one how bad things are”-eyes… “Team Racketts” sure attracts some quality material!

 

[The Internet Dick]

He's not that rich.

As I understand it, Rekieta's father is that rich. Richer. His are presumably the resources Nick Rekieta and his wife will have at their disposal when legal proceedings are further underway. Speaking of which, must admit I find it odd the Rekietas haven't yet retained a high-end criminal defense attorney. Nick Rekieta must know it's self-defeating for a lawyer to defend himself (and his strung-out wife) in a case involving multiple felonies.

 

[Oxyjen]

I think this is one of the calmest and most polite responses to being arrested I've ever seen a woman being arrested on body cam footage. I

Aw man, I’d seen that one before, did feel a bit sorry for her.
There was another one too, a white lady, was a bit more defiant and also swore she hadn’t had a drink that day, or ever in the school. I believe. Then they went to get her bag from the classroom and found a startbucks cup full of vodka. ahhh shit! you got me.

 

[Owlbear]

Doesn't Amos Millers milk keep testing positive for fucking E Coli?
I don't know that stopping a guy from selling contaminated milk is screwing him over, and I despise the Federal Government with a passion.

Listeria, most of the time. His farm's milk was responsible for at least one Listeria outbreak, and has tested positive for it a few times. E coli was positive in a few tests, too, but what caught the government's attention was the listeria.

I will also add that Legal Mindset was mentioned alongside Drexel and Branca as being an influence in Nick deciding to take things in a new direction:

Yeah except Barnes was slicker about it. He just insinuated Mindset was a pedo because there's no other reason for a single guy to move to Thailand.
Nick, because he's a sloppy, angry alcoholic just flat out said Monty sucks little boys dicks.

LEEEEGAAAL MIIIIIINDSET (aka Legal Dicksucker) is as much of a coomer as Nick, but doesn't show it on camera. He has said that he moved to Thailand because Asians have lower BMI than Americans, I will try to see if I can find the clip. He was also escaping some serious debt.