Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stupor Mario]

What you said is absolutely true for natives. It works differently for carpet baggers, which I believe covers the Rackets clan. I don't recall seeing it, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I know his parents are not from there and I don't believe hers are either.

When it comes to migrants into the area, especially wealthy ones, they don't automatically get added into the club. The rich ones are seen as trying to come in and take over things that don't belong to them. Middle class and lower have a much easier time integrating.

With that in mind, Nick is actually in a precarious position here. He's already seen as somewhat of a pariah and now has these charges on him. He won't be getting any favors from anyone in this case.

Yep. If you're not born into a small town, but move there, you're almost forever considered to be somewhat of an outsider. Even if you've lived there for 10 years, you're still considered a transplant by the local natives.

My guess is that the Spicer locals think of Nick as some kind of big city asshole rich guy. And given that Nick has little to no interest in his community and looks down on the people in his town, the locals will not be on his side.

 

[Retink Retunk]

And given that Nick has little to no interest in his community and looks down on the people in his town, the locals will not be on his side.

That's probably the bigger problem is that Balldo is a dick to everyone he encounters based on what we saw recently. No one wants to consider the asshole they don't like as a regular local.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Somewhere down the line, someone will do a let's play of Hard Time (the 3D version) as Nick Rekieta.

MDicke is a king

 

[Gorton Colu]

Yep. If you're not born into a small town, but move there, you're almost forever considered to be somewhat of an outsider.

This is true. You can shortcut the process by marrying a local and/or spending an inordinate amount of energy attending local community events and meetings. You won't be a native, but you won't be treated as an outsider, atleast in my slice of the South.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Why Lord, just why?

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This looks like a pooner wearing her dad's suit.

 

[Tablet County]

Why Lord, just why?

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My god he's greasy.

 

[Sharpeteer]

My god he's greasy.

He looks like a @John Andrews Stan edit.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Anime slaps, coke and speed.

Motorcycle.

From my personal perspective, he should absolutely do that. Triple down on it, even, because it will be very funny.

Oh definitely. I want to see Barnes give him the Vic treatment and reap the consequences. It's like poetry. It rhymes.

We all know that if the doorbell rang at your average kiwis house, and it was Throat GOAT April standing there in a bikini and a sign that said “INSERT COCK HERE” with an arrow pointing up to her mouth, she’d get invited in faster than a slice of aged Gouda dissapears down Null’s gullet.

You need a new gimmick.

I'm starting to think it's time to start thread banning anyone thirsting for Kayla or April. It's disgusting to see people simping for these subpar, drug addled, bad women. It's not even funny as a joke. Seeing how pathetic an out of place it looks, I vow to never simp for anyone ever again and apologize for any simping I may have done on the farms.

Fucking rich calling other people child sex tourists when you look like that. Talk about projection.

...it says exactly that on his shirt.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Andrew is Mormon-raised, like Jeff or our dear Mormon weeb @WelperHelper99. Those niggas never shake some behaviors off. It’s like Catholics and Jews, the ones raised in it might abandon some beliefs, but there are some unconscious beliefs they can’t wash off themselves.

Do you know if Andrew went on a mission? It's not impossible he was sent there and still has contacts there. Idk man, it's just a thought.

 

[LiquidKid]

Been away a few days, but I finally caught up.
Here’s my list of people who have defended Nick. Some people like Legal Mindset and UncivilLaw have since taken back their claims, but that’s all the more reason why it needs to be preserved. You don’t get to be excused for your retarded takes just because you’re now on our side. Especially since Legalmindset’s current cope is that “I was never nose guarding, I was factual!”

Current list:

NOTABLE PEOPLE

• Kurt UncivilLaw- “I care about Nick, not the kids. fuck the pastor, he turned in my friend.”
• Robert Barnes- “This was unconstitutional and a conspiracy”[link]
• Viva Frei- “They are planning a conspiracy against Nick and we should all be afraid.”[link]
• Megan Fox(not that one)- “He was so full of life and the evil Kiwifarms did this to him. Laughing at him now is just as disgusting as what he’s accused of.”
• Juju the Cow/Dax Herrera- “I talked to Nick. He's fine, he misses his kids. This is all unconstitutional, fuck the pastor.” The kids can bath themselves!
• Vito the Pedo- Everything Juju says.
• Ethan Van Sciver EVS- “I talked to Nick and I stand by him.”[link] the 16 years old should have stepped up!
• Good Lawgic - “Nick is my friend and I'm going to be there through the good times and bad, and Nick is going to come out of this because he loves his kids and his family”[link] 5 years olds clean themselves guys!
• Legal Mindset - “Barnes actually had a lot of good points and nobody is listening, PPP is all strawman arguments, and you Kiwifarmers better prove to me why this didn’t violate the constitutions!“[link]
• Anna That Star Wars Girl - “Aaron is a clout chasing rat who was just as much into the swinging and drugs as Nick was. Nick will have a redemption arch, for sure!”[link]
• Dani Ahn Direct - “We all need to give Nick love not hate”
• BTM Reviews - 5 hour cope stream
• Karlyn Borysenko - “Kiwi Farms did this, I want to block all Kiwifarmers”
• That Umbrella Guy -"No child, your warrant doesn't count here!" [link]
• The Quartering - “I trust Barnes fully”
• Godwinson - I would have done the same
• Andy Signore -“so many people are applauding Nick’s downfall and it’s disgusting”
• Melonie Mac -“I’ll pray for you to get through this, Jesus can redeem anyone”
• Leon’s Law - if you have an issue with Nick, you also need to have issues with legalmindset for calling out Barnes, Barnes is a genius, y’all should check which lawyers are team Kiwi.(don’t worry, we can keep track of that ourselves)
• Dan Mullen - allegedly taking the same “kids can take care of themselves” stance. will need to verify

no. alcohol remains legal because it is so much easier to produce than any other drug, trying to enforce a prohibition on it is a losing battle.

Prohibition actually worked fairly well and it took over 40 years for levels of alcohol consumption to rise back up to pre-prohibition levels. The only reason it “failed” lobbying and the war of public opinion which made it less popular, and an urge to use alcohol sales to supplement the economy during the depression.
Contrary to popular belief, it didn’t even lead to a rise in crime and was n of what spearheaded the mafia. The idea that prohibition on alcohol doesn’t work is their an anti-war in drugs arguments all the libertarians make to justify why every drug should be legal. Ignoring that alcohol is one of the most harmful substances around and has not had a positive influence on anyone.

Hot take:

I know we're all supposed to hate Mexicans for some reason but, having living in close proximity to them for most of my life, I find most of them to be decent, God-fearing, and industrious people.

I can not think of one useful purpose the leaf Viva serves.

Why the fuck is he in my country?

Bring forth the rake. He has to go back.

Maybe you’re not around the kind of Mexicans I am. I’m around plenty of border hoppers and 1st gen Mexicans. They ruin any neighborhood they’re in, they litter constantly, they graffiti every surface, they peddle unsanitary food and flowers at every stop light, they soak up resources and give nothing back in return, they’re terrible drivers and they blast mariachi music. Surprisingly, Dax and Fuentes are the least annoying Mexicans I’ve ever seen

Balldo was arrested on the 24th, he had 7 days.
He literally waited until the last 5 minutes.

Bald legal strategy there, Balldo.
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Edit:
FACT CHECK.
WRONG.
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Last *six* minutes.

An, the Ty Beard strategy, let’s see if the T-shirt prophecy works this time

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The request for removal was granted based on the timely fillings from both Nick and Kayla from my understanding. (If there is an error in my post feel free to correct me).

As much as Fischer being the judge was meme magic, I think we all knew this would be the outcome. You can’t expect a judge to be fair or impartial when the evidence against the defendant includes a clip of the defendant bashing said judge that was seen by tens of thousands of people across the globe

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

You need a new gimmick.

I'm starting to think it's time to start thread banning anyone thirsting for Kayla or April.

Disagree. I appreciate @Fapcop insights very much. He has a very peculiar view of the world, and is rare to see someone with such an insatiable thirst shitpost so well.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here’s my list of people who have defended Nick. Some people like Legal Mindset and UncivilLaw have since taken back their claims, but that’s all the more reason why it needs to be preserved. You don’t get to be excused for your retarded takes just because you’re now on our side. Especially since Legalmindset’s current cope is that “I was never nose guarding, I was factual!”

I am very happy to see you're not taking those that want to backtrack off the list.

You don't get to just walk away from trying to cover for and make excuses for a child abuser. I don't forget that kind of shit.

I vow to never simp for anyone ever again and apologize for any simping I may have done on the farms.

I don't recall ever seeing you simp since I started reading this thread back in November. You strike me more as the type to throw angry kitties at the crack whores and hope they kill them.

Disagree. I appreciate @Fapcop insights very much. He has a very peculiar view of the world, and is rare to see someone with such an insatiable thirst shitpost so well.

I still find his thirsting to be funny.

But what I will say is it was slightly more funny when he was like "Hey! I am NOT thirstposting!" But then the next day he's like "Hey, bro, you know you'd smell her feet. You know you would. It's okay bro you can tell me, the thread doesn't have to know."


I don't remember the exact quote in full, but when I saw "don't tell the thread" I nearly died laughing.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Her sister is named Jaymelee

I can't unheard the name without thinking about this classic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RDAVNvS3KlM

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I'm still trying to understand this quote to this day. I'm not good at this.

I always read is as
"I wish I knew half of you more/better & the ones I do like I wish I gave you more respect."

There are plenty of interpretations given on this particular quote but that's how I've always read it.

 

[Harm]

Somewhere down the line, someone will do a let's play of Hard Time (the 3D version) as Nick Rekieta.

Funny you mention it. MDickie has been working hard on the remake in the Wrestling Empire engine and it should be out sometime this year.

NOTABLE PEOPLE

• Kurt UncivilLaw- “I care about Nick, not the kids. fuck the pastor, he turned in my friend.”

Glad that the crying act didn't get him taken off the list. Dude's a manipulative little worm.

To Wrestling Empire then. Full heel.

Looks like someone already made him. from the Steam Workshop:

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

I sure hope nicky invested wisely because he may have to become a walmart greeter, no bank will give him his old jobs back and who'd want to hire a lawyer caught with so much drugs and child neglect. Unless someone in his family wants to give him a BS job.

Unless that trust is bigger than I imagine it is.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Here’s my list of people who have defended Nick. S

I haven't listened to the episode but Broadside indicated recently that Dan Mullen, who is more closely related to Tomlinson and Anthony Cumia cow-wise, seems to be taking the "kids should be able to feed themselves" route regarding Nick per his last podcast episode.

 

[Goatchoker]

I strongly Disagree that he was dealing. To sell drugs you need to have some discipline & organizational skills. They'd also likely have found lots of little baggies rather than just empties & cut corner bags. To buy 1g of blow in MN is probably like $120-150, but to buy 10g of blow is going to be closer to $70 per gram, depending on your wholesaler cost and rapport. If you're doing coke with two strung out women daily, you're going through at least 2g per day. Of course he was buying bulk quantities and of course he's giving it to whores and bulls for free because he has a complex about being the most popular guy in a room. It's not uncommon to own a scale if you're buying bulk quantities to ensure you don't get ripped off. Knowing nick though he just had it to show the women he's a tough guy and learned drug aficionado, purely a display prop like his law degree and Bible.

I agree but the thing with the scale is…what was it for?

They weren’t packaging and selling things (merch, eBay shit), they sure as fuck aren’t baking or bulking. I know it’s all what if but honestly WHY do you think they had a scale? He wasn’t weighing before a buy, sure as fuck not after is the drive is 2hrs.

 

[Affirmative Blacktion]

Why Lord, just why?

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He's kinda cute

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I agree but the thing with the scale is…what was it for?

They weren’t packaging and selling things (merch, eBay shit), they sure as fuck aren’t baking or bulking. I know it’s all what if but honestly WHY do you think they had a scale? He wasn’t weighing before a buy, sure as fuck not after is the drive is 2hrs.

Just about anybody that does drugs owns a scale. Aaron said it was specifically for weighing out doses of MDMA.

 

[Harm]

He's kinda cute

He's got the sex appeal of a hard boiled egg.