Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

This is true. You can shortcut the process by marrying a local and/or spending an inordinate amount of energy attending local community events and meetings. You won't be a native, but you won't be treated as an outsider, atleast in my slice of the South.

I have to agree with you there, if you share the values and attend the local church you’ll be accepted quite quickly. A lot of busybodies love integrating new people, especially if they think you’re one of quality.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Nick and Bam Margera collab when?

 

[AnOminous]

So Nick buys in bulk at Cosblo?

Pretty much. I don't think he was dealing, and apparently neither do the cops or his bail would be higher, and he'd actually be charged with it. If they do, they can add the charges later.

 

[Queesechake]

I'm not subbed at the moment, but if anyone is please let me know how much shit he's talking about Balldo tonight. I'm sure that's what most of the episode will be about.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick and Bam Margera collab when?

Bam's actually going to rehab and trying to get clean last I heard

He'll probably fuck up again based on his track record, but it's more effort he's put into recovery than Nick

 

[LOGOS and Lolz]

Especially since Legalmindset’s current cope is that “I was never nose guarding, I was factual!”

Legal Mindset - “Barnes actually had a lot of good points and nobody is listening, PPP is all strawman arguments, and you Kiwifarmers better prove to me why this didn’t violate the constitutions!“[link]

Legal Mindset wasn't noseguarding. Did you even watch that stream you linked? (Let alone the stream previous to that one.) He attacks the noseguards at the start and calls them "Bronies" and also says "Fuck Nick Rekieta!". The stream was him just giving legal arguments that could possibly be used in his defense. He wasn't "defending" Nick in general.

 

[AnOminous]

My guess is that the Spicer locals think of Nick as some kind of big city asshole rich guy. And given that Nick has little to no interest in his community and looks down on the people in his town, the locals will not be on his side.

Even if he doesn't talk the same contemptuous shit he does in public online when he's talking to them in person, his asshole attitude will still shine right through.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Another video today. He's really riding this thing out 'till the end. Guess it does better than the Gamestop videos.

You gotta admit, him going on a murderous rampage over losing Nick is way cooler than pathetically trying to coddle his way back in like this. This path just sucks.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Bam's actually going to rehab and trying to get clean last I heard

He'll probably fuck up again based on his track record, but it's more effort he's put into recovery than Nick

Bam married the whore he looks up to, Danni.

 

[SusanHassle]

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Another video today. He's really riding this thing out 'till the end. Guess it does better than the Gamestop videos.

And TUG us live with the "good news".

 

[AnOminous]

Just for the record for the people who aren't in the know, at this point in their lives, Kayla is pregnant with the child who would, years later, ask a cop for fresh clothes because hers were dirty and weren't getting washed. And then she would hold that same cop's hand as she was escorted outside to her mother before she was taken away for suspected child neglect and substance abuse.

It's absolutely pathetic, in the old and new senses of the word, that a small child would trust the guy who just battered down the door to her home over her own fucked-up, worthless parents.

 

[Sharpeteer]

And TUG us live with the "good news".

GREAT NEWS!

New judge! So now he didn't do cocaine and abuse kids. Be sure to like comment and subscribe.

Also why the fuck is he still using Depp in Rekieta related thumbnails like that's still relevant at all? This faggot only streamed over the trial with guests and talked about it. He didn't DO anything in the case, so he doesn't deserve that, especially not anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally, if I'm innocent, my freedom from invasive intervention would matter to me. It's a shit-show either way.

Personally, it sucks. Having to piss in front of another dude is humiliating. But I'm pretty sure having them go literally right up your ass on admission to prison is worse. If it increases my chances to have a number of clean tests under my belt, basically proving I've been on the straight and narrow, at the time it comes for diversion or sentencing or whatever, I'd like to be able to show I've been an angelic little being made of pure light that whole time.

That's not even getting into the money issue. That $5K may be what I need (or part of what I need) to hire an expert or whatever. It could be going to my defense. Not everyone is made of money and, apparently, not even Nick is currently.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

And TUG us live with the "good news".

Yes, continue celebrating and hoping Nick can continue neglecting his children and they can grow up outside of school with no basic education, and living in a crack den, allegedly.

Fucker (Tug).

 

[AnOminous]

Having a room temperature take such as "Wow, this is bad. Hope everyone gets help, the kids get support, and the family finds peace and healing in God," has become noseguarding.

I don't really care about that. I don't have enough rage in me to. Just the people actively lying about it, making shit up about the law, and blaming the kids are so disgusting they soak it all up. I don't really have any left over for people who are less deserving of going feet first into a woodchipper.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

And TUG us live with the "good news".

Fence-sitting once more for the almighty grift. TUG really is a content lamprey.

 

[owed to joy]

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Another video today. He's really riding this thing out 'till the end. Guess it does better than the Gamestop videos.

You gotta admit, him going on a murderous rampage over losing Nick is way cooler than pathetically trying to coddle his way back in like this.

He's so stupid one almost feels sorry for him. But then you don't. Because he is also shamelessly grifting this harder than anyone meanwhile feigning loyalty to the cuck.
For someone with a family full of dead addicts you'd think he'd know better than to believe one who makes no mention of the evident issue. He deserves another dead friend if this is the level of support he's capable of offering. Rekeita deserves no support in this moment but if you're going to offer any, you'd think it would at least avoid being counterproductive.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I don't really care about that. I don't have enough rage in me to. Just the people actively lying about it, making shit up about the law, and blaming the kids are so disgusting they soak it all up. I don't really have any left over for people who are less deserving of going feet first into a woodchipper.

I personally don't think generic "I'm praying for you and your family" is worth any kind of mention or acknowledgement anywhere. You're just copy-pasting a template, and as it requires no actual thought or effort, I don't count it in either direction.

He's so stupid one almost feels sorry for him. But then you don't. Because he is also shamelessly grifting this harder than anyone meanwhile feigning loyalty to the cuck.
For someone with a family full of dead addicts you'd think he'd know better than to believe one who makes no mention of the evident issue. He deserves another dead friend if this is the level of support he's capable of offering. Rekeita deserves no support in this moment but if you're going to offer any, you'd think it would at least avoid being counterproductive.

There was a little while where I did feel bad for him. Dude is probably lonely.

But, after awhile you start to ask the question "Well, have you even tried to make other friends?"

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

Wrong, I thought he wrong then, too, and completely unprofessional for doing what he was doing.

Trial is before one judge. Three judges (or two) are an appellate panel if you appeal.

Or an NKVD troika.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Gotta say, I wouldn’t want any of these types praying for me. That’s like wearing a dead albatross around your neck when out at sea.