Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[pink cigarettes]

(snib)

I'm sorry am I missing something? Is this for real her actual face??

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Like is that her real chin?? And she thinks this looks like a man? Did something happen? Is it a joke or filter? I feel like I'm hallucinating

 

[Hepativore]

I'm sorry am I missing something? Is this for real her actual face??

Who, the clown pooner? She apparently is trying to be a "soft gay boi" and she also has a clown fetish.

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Like is that her real chin?? And she thinks this looks like a man? Did something happen? Is it a joke or filter? I feel like I'm hallucinating

This was her attempt at being "edgy" as the "lobotomy" reference is a joke as she was saying that she wants to forget all of the times she has been "misgendered" and she also thinks that her rotdog installation will magically make people stop misgendering her somehow...

 

[p0mm3rz]

Allow me to introduce you to GILDED MANTIS, the most disgusting thing I've seen in my entire life, a real DOOD.

Spoiler: Photo, reference for the hairysona and abortion comic. I WANT IT NOW. GIVE ME DEATH. JUST LIKE SONIC

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Hardest part aboug being God is developing gestational Down syndrome.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Who, the clown pooner? She apparently is trying to be a "soft gay boi" and she also has a clown fetish.

This was her attempt at being "edgy" as the "lobotomy" reference is a joke as she was saying that she wants to forget all of the times she has been "misgendered" and she also thinks that her rotdog installation will magically make people stop misgendering her somehow...

My spoiler contains the one I'm talking about. I understand her stupid T-shirt. But it looks like the lower half of her face was mostly removed. I've never seen anyone so chinless. Please tell me I'm stupid and that isn't her actual face. She's never ever going to look like a man.

 

[Hepativore]

My spoiler contains the one I'm talking about. It looks like the lower half of her face was mostly removed. I've never seen anyone so chinless. Please tell me I'm stupid and that isn't her actual face.

No...that is her actual face, and the pedostubble makes it even worse, as does the hair loss on the top of her head.

She looks like some sort of ventriloquist dummy.

 

[pink cigarettes]

No...that is her actual face, and the pedostubble makes it even worse, as does the hair loss on the top of her head.

She looks like some sort of ventriloquist dummy.

Wth. Ive seen worse pooners I guess but these are so UNCANNY.

Also, "Lucian" has DEFINITELY had lip injections. The shape is all fucky. Her chin might be filters or an implant, not sure, but those lips are as fake as those on a 50 year old suburban trophy wife. (PS she goes by insta handle margravelucian atm. It's all just silly goth fashion shit that says nothing other than "aren't I interesting for wearing all this jewelry in public?!")

What's with all the orientalist drapery and posing? A good woke college girl should know better.

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

She looks like she got in a car crash with an interior decorator and a truck full of hair removal cream.

She looks like she was tortured and molested by a 1970s cult and part of her torture was to dress up like the guru.

She looks like the shady character giving you lip injections and the TV in the background of the hair salon is playing the news station and they're like DANGEROUS MUTANT RAPIST and it's her face on the screen.

She looks like a Mad Max reject because the casting director is like "we're going for post-apocalyptic, not Borat's brother, the coke dealing Amway shill."

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

 

[Quijibo69]

2 months with a tranny? Damn, that's a long time. I wouldn't last a weekend if I was stuck with one.

I would know someone's cock or vag looks like a dead pile of meat and that's not sexy.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

This looks like some evolutionary dead-end post-human species from All Tomorrows.

 

[Hepativore]

Wth. Ive seen worse pooners I guess but these are so UNCANNY.

Also, "Lucian" has DEFINITELY had lip injections. The shape is all fucky. Her chin might be filters or an implant, not sure, but those lips are as fake as those on a 50 year old suburban trophy wife. (PS she goes by insta handle margravelucian atm. It's all just silly goth fashion shit that says nothing other than "aren't I interesting for wearing all this jewelry in public?!")
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What's with all the orientalist drapery and posing? A good woke college girl should know better.

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

She looks like she got in a car crash with an interior decorator and a truck full of hair removal cream.

She looks like she was tortured and molested by a 1970s cult and part of her torture was to dress up like the guru.

She looks like the shady character giving you lip injections and the TV in the background of the hair salon is playing the news station and they're like DANGEROUS MUTANT RAPIST and it's her face on the screen.

She looks like a Mad Max reject because the casting director is like "we're going for post-apocalyptic, not Borat's brother, the coke dealing Amway shill."

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

The worst part is the school hired her in the first place, and even her profile lets everybody know she is LGBTQ+ first and an IT administrator second.

With the angle of the picture, it makes her arms oddly foreshortened compared to the size of her head and it makes her look like a dwarf circus performer.

Plus, just looking at her I can already tell she probably smells horrible.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Wth. Ive seen worse pooners I guess but these are so UNCANNY.

Also, "Lucian" has DEFINITELY had lip injections. The shape is all fucky. Her chin might be filters or an implant, not sure, but those lips are as fake as those on a 50 year old suburban trophy wife. (PS she goes by insta handle margravelucian atm. It's all just silly goth fashion shit that says nothing other than "aren't I interesting for wearing all this jewelry in public?!")
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What's with all the orientalist drapery and posing? A good woke college girl should know better.

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

She looks like she got in a car crash with an interior decorator and a truck full of hair removal cream.

She looks like she was tortured and molested by a 1970s cult and part of her torture was to dress up like the guru.

She looks like the shady character giving you lip injections and the TV in the background of the hair salon is playing the news station and they're like DANGEROUS MUTANT RAPIST and it's her face on the screen.

She looks like a Mad Max reject because the casting director is like "we're going for post-apocalyptic, not Borat's brother, the coke dealing Amway shill."

She looks like if you rubbed an empty bottle of lube found in a crime scene, this would be the genie that comes out. But instead of 3 wishes you get Kaposi's sarcoma.

I'm pretty sure Lucian is Lupie Stardust, minor lolcow and DeviantART doodler of Rammstein yaoi and cybergoth furries and similar emo shit back in the day. She's mentioned sociology at Cambridge before, and Lucian/Lupie sound similar. If it is her, the outfit is probably because she was in the LARP soc, Cambridge Treasure Trap, and students will make LARP costumes out of upholstery and charity shop finds. I guess she decided to LARP full time. Fujoshi to pooner pipeline claims another.

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Spoiler: poonsona

I am confused for at least two reasons.

1. That's a hairy OC but it's definitely a human. Is there a point at which your fetish art is just too depraved to host it anywhere other than FurAffinity?
2. She lists "threading" as a kink. Her OC is swarthy enough to be from somewhere that threading is the standard hair-removal practice, but I'm assuming there's another meaning to the term. Unless it is just noncon hair removal.

 

[Strangolapreti]

I am confused for at least two reasons.

1. That's a hairy OC but it's definitely a human. Is there a point at which your fetish art is just too depraved to host it anywhere other than FurAffinity?

I often scout Furaffinity in search of cursed trash for the furry art freak show channel, and accidentally stumbled upon it.
The site is also used by artists that do human art, they're not unusual to be found, but are aware that, unless they get said human to fuck a dog, it won't get as much attention in the site.
Something that this creature doesn't struggles with, considering the abortion comic...

2. She lists "threading" as a kink. Her OC is swarthy enough to be from somewhere that threading is the standard hair-removal practice, but I'm assuming there's another meaning to the term. Unless it is just noncon hair removal.

Searching "threading" on fa results in pictures of characters getting impaled by tentacles, penises or something else, though that character could use some hair removal.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

This Pooner is quite active on Xitter.


It's incredible that even sans hair and with a beard, she still looks like Not A Man. Kinda like a very good prosthetic mask; it's close to the real thing but something is still tangibly off.

 

[drab assessment]

No...that is her actual face, and the pedostubble makes it even worse, as does the hair loss on the top of her head.

She looks like some sort of ventriloquist dummy.

she's transitioning into Tim Pool

 

[Stan]

I'll begrudgingly give it to her: by looks alone, I wouldn't immediately clock this thing as a lady (until she spoke with her inevitable "chick trying to talk in a register too low for her" voice). "Emasculated, non-threatening, skinnyfat soycuck with shitty facial hair and pedo glasses" being such a popular aesthetic for younger millennials/older Gen Z dudes these days really helps quasi-passing pooners fly under the radar.

My favorite thing about pooners is when they don't pass, they're miserable. When they do pass, it's usually a zillion times better than MTF's, which makes MTF's miserable.
Literally by just existing, every pooner makes at least one trans person miserable. Semper fi to all our unwitting pooner allies. You'll never be a man, but at least you make men who will never be women mad

Female superiority strikes again.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I present to you… the pooner doula. Formerly a birth doula, but once she became a transexual she pivoted to the more profitable(?) avenue of telling little girls they need the tit chop.

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I don’t know about passing as any kind of man but she’s got the pedo vibes down pat. Self-labeled sick fuck.

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Despite saying that they’re quitting being a gender doula publicly on their website (A) in January 2024 (presumably because she moved to Seattle to sell gay zines, A), pooner Stevie still advertises her services on Facebook as recent as May 2024:

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I’ve included her free zine on getting the teet yeet and how to stop doctors from stopping you from fucking up your body (hire a gender doula!)

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Man, fuck the wall this time, throw it straight in a volcano. Ungodly pedo vibes.

 

[gohi_trout]

I'll begrudgingly give it to her: by looks alone, I wouldn't immediately clock this thing as a lady (until she spoke with her inevitable "chick trying to talk in a register too low for her" voice). "Emasculated, non-threatening, skinnyfat soycuck with shitty facial hair and pedo glasses" being such a popular aesthetic for younger millennials/older Gen Z dudes these days really helps quasi-passing pooners fly under the radar.

My favorite thing about pooners is when they don't pass, they're miserable. When they do pass, it's usually a zillion times better than MTF's, which makes MTF's miserable.
Literally by just existing, every pooner makes at least one trans person miserable. Semper fi to all our unwitting pooner allies. You'll never be a man, but at least you make men who will never be women mad

Instantly clocked, maybe women are just worse at recognizing real men vs pooners.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Shilling my Sparkledog OCs for this little meme I just made in 3 days. King is so heckin' masc, rebellious and so heckin' valid dood.

Spoiler: DOOOOOOOOD + Tranime

 

[Surfin Terf]

Searching "threading" on fa results in pictures of characters getting impaled by tentacles, penises or something else, though that character could use some hair removal.

Do you mean like the penis/tentacle goes all the way through one hole and out the other? Like a piece of thread going through a very long and twisty eye of a needle?

 

[Slideshow Bill]

What's with all the orientalist drapery and posing? A good woke college girl should know better.

She looks like a fortune-telling pedophile.

She looks like she'd sell you a mogwai in some underground chingchong opium brothel while secretly dosing you with Bromo-dragonFLY.

The Qing Dynasty era hair really makes this. The bohemian chic/haute couture homeless look only works for artsy gays who know what they're doing, not the bog witch who lives in the attic of a Persian carpet shop.